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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I just really need to verbally abuse someone, does anyone know a hotline or something like that? If I get a hooker and start telling her she's a real piece of garbage will she be cool with it or start crying?? If anyone knows something like this, post it here thanks guys

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
The national suicide prevention hotline is available 24/7

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Nigmaetcetera posted:

The national suicide prevention hotline is available 24/7

how dare you even assert that I actually hate myself loving idiot rear end in a top hat moron

shithead jerk

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





How was your day Sintax? :)

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
just yell at your mom like you usually do, she's one flight of stairs above you (two max)

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Nice insult did YOUR MOM help you come up with it? bitch, fucker

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
there there sintax

there there

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Pawn 17 posted:

How was your day Sintax? :)
O it was pretty nice I went to a party with some friends and we hung out they are a bunch of cocksuckers they should eat poo poo

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Sintax posted:

how dare you even assert that I actually hate myself loving idiot rear end in a top hat moron

shithead jerk

I didn't assert nothin, simmer down

I'ma go back to bed now

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
im poretty sure that you can just tell people to gently caress off, really anyone you choose.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I didn't assert nothin, simmer down

I'ma go back to bed now

You think I dont understand subtext? You are the one who doesn't understand things because of your mental deficiencies, RETARD

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Drink Cheerwine posted:

im poretty sure that you can just tell people to gently caress off, really anyone you choose.

gently caress YOU

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I don't understand subtext but I'm happy that you do

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
I love you OP, there is nothing you can say that will change that :)

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Sorry guys i might have said some things I cant take back but we are stronger for it

JustWalkedIn
Jul 18, 2006
Just for you OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

gently caress YOU

happy to help[

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Sintax posted:

Sorry guys i might have said some things I cant take back but we are stronger for it

Shut up, shithead

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
b-b-b-but thats what G-B-S is for???! :confused:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

Shut up, shithead

Is this what I've been doing to people? drat..

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


is this the thread for general saltyness?

gently caress you, you motherfucker you knew I wanted to go and you not only didnt wake me up, you went in my place, AGAIN, you loving motherfucker

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Please don't abuse suicide hotline workers there's absolutely someone that will pay you to call them a piece of human foreskin on Craigslist

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
It's 1-800-FUC-KOFF

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Isnt dare's phone number floating around i think it's just what the dr ordered for this ...

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
His email is out there, though I'm sure that changes on the reg.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

if you have platinum you can pm people telling them to gently caress off

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Have you considered using facebook for this

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
You can scream at my rear end real loud if you want.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

how about calling up the speaking clock, OP?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hmm the only one I know of is your cell # so I'm sorry

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

a hole-y ghost posted:

Hmm the only one I know of is your moms cell # so I'm sorry

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKVS0eI85I

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Sintax posted:

I just really need to verbally abuse someone, does anyone know a hotline or something like that? If I get a hooker and start telling her she's a real piece of garbage will she be cool with it or start crying?? If anyone knows something like this, post it here thanks guys

Just record the abuse and post it here. I promise i will listen to it

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Actually, that's a pretty good idea. a number you can call, you give the person th situation, they pretend to be the offending party, and you can just lay into them.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Sintax posted:

I just really need to verbally abuse someone, does anyone know a hotline or something like that? If I get a hooker and start telling her she's a real piece of garbage will she be cool with it or start crying?? If anyone knows something like this, post it here thanks guys

Which reaction are you looking for?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
just start placing banners with ur statements all across town along with samples of ur intent

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*shitposting intensifies*

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
webcam girls will let you do that I bet

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Johnny Aztec posted:

Actually, that's a pretty good idea. a number you can call, you give the person th situation, they pretend to be the offending party, and you can just lay into them.

Kinda like that gimmick restaurant where the wait staff abuse the customers

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