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garden state DARE
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
i like everyone generally except when they try to put me in jail or get really ego'd out and prideful

i really dont like proud ppl especially proud toxic groups of ppl

the smell of shallow vanity consumerism makes me violent

i prefer women's assholes to it obviously

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Looks like someone's attempts to annoy are starting to falter, cause i might start enjoying this poo poo when heavily medicated

garden state DARE
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
ya im totally here to be annoying

jfc

lets go to russian girls grade school and learn about feminism from a non american pop perspective

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP4Nm86yk0

garden state DARE
May 29, 2016

by Lowtax
basically the story of pooner while wacky tacky tries to one up her by being "worse off"

lol

gently caress this see u on the news tomorrow when i suicide by cop

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

garden state DARE posted:

well u go to jail each time ur charged and forum gossip says im being charged again for a fresh crime on the 30th or around it for some summer equinox thing (so tomorrow?)

all in all i just want to break wiki kathys nose for putting me in a cage @ 2 am after she sent me her own "joke" death threats b ut when i sent mine she called the cops

also changing black baby goku's forum title to full on anal rape

no matter what im going to get physical retribution (i was told this while in a jail cell)

so obviously wiki kathy is going to have to give some kind of restitution beyond a forum apology or hollow email conversation

i personally prefer blood iover kash for multiple years worth of lies/gossip

should be no problem for khorne kasia the blood god

You managed the seemingly paradoxical feat of actually giving me a hard date yet further convincing me none of this jail stuff is actually happening in reality. Also, there's no such thing as a summer equinox. There was, but as you know we are all in on a conspiracy against you, so once we saw you post that, everyone banded together to make the entire planet tilt in a different direction.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
If Dare gets permabanned one more time I'm going to loving lose it.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
I think Dare is good online; I have no idea what he's like irl except probably insane and has breathed some much needed life into GBS.

proctorbot
Jan 27, 2005
BUT CAN IT FEEL??!?!
Hello OP, I do not understand. What are these charges that have been leveled against you? Are you in jail? You say there is a conspiracy against you from some kind of secret SA cabal? You'll have to fill me in on the back story because it is hard for me to follow what you are talking about.

Like, what is the sequence of events that happened to put you in this situation?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

pornogram posted:

decided to show them the pr0spector88 account and say i make money employing a manic pinoy girl to tweet about my life

now at internet beat off cubicle cafe and thinking about beating off while the micro penis asian guy watches me

dunno wat to do anymore, i preemptively named all the bricks in my jail cell by name and hugged my momma goodbye :(

i think alot about talking about gossip vs physicality but then i also think about fighting/choking hamao's wife angela and i get confused

the painted bird is in the reflection in front of me looming over my back and i just feel like if i was a better person i would have got to sniff more girls assholes before i die

Soooooo, what names did you give your bricks? I'm genuinely interested :) Don't leave any of them out or they'll think you don't care :(

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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garden state DARE posted:

RICHARD KYKE YANKA FROM ?????? IS A PEDOPHILE RAPE CULTURE ENABLER etc

rape culture is not a crime

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I think Dare is good online; I have no idea what he's like irl except probably insane and has breathed some much needed life into GBS.

Eh he's like the definition of white noise, which kind of makes it sad since it seens like he thinks he's super outrageous or something. The only thing getting worked up here is my scroll wheel

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Dare to be stupid.

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