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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
lol good poo poo gd

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

sticksy posted:

Titty attaka

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Vegetable posted:

it's about power, not sex

false dichotomy imo

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
David DVDA

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Incoming shitstorm in Spain, turns out De Gea is a pimp who along with infamous Spanish pornographer Torbe set up a few dates for Iker Muniain among others, the police has whatsapp conversations of De Gea setting it all up.

http://www.marca.com/futbol/2016/06/10/575ab6c7e2704eea768b45ec.html

Torbe is currently arrested under child porn and human trafficking charges.

I'm glad Manchester United were unable to sell him.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Grande Vicente Sabía

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Good.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

nm

Vegetable fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jun 10, 2016

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Casillas has been playing in the matches leading up to now, right?

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Can we put together an XI of sex offender footballers?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The Independent reports that De Gea's been sent home from the Spain squad

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...s-a7074711.html

They also think he would have been first-choice keeper. Probably would have been Casillas anyway, to be honest.

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

El Hefe posted:

Because they don't just want to gently caress, they want to destroy and do all sort of nasty poo poo to these girls.

Hell, same.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Isco is supposedly involved, too.

https://twitter.com/elconfidencial/status/741252126870011904

(I don't actually know what this tweet says)

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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a protected witness implicates Isco & Muniain

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I love how this is all perfectly timed to break on the first day of Euro 2016

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
What Robin van persie's header started a pornography prostitution scandal will finish

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
is this 4 real??

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Hmmm

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12024/10309819/david-de-gea-remains-with-spain-squad-at-euro-2016-says-sky-sources

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
lmao

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
We're just going to get conflicting information up until the warm-up for their match, aren't we?

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Vegetable posted:

The Independent reports that De Gea's been sent home from the Spain squad

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...s-a7074711.html

Your article posted:

The Independent understands that De Gea's position at Euro 2016 could be in doubt although he remains with the squad at the moment.

:raise:

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

They edited their article

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Yeah, I had a feeling that was the case.

Lovely that there's no indication whatsoever that the article was edited. Is that standard operating procedure at The Independent?

beer_war fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 10, 2016

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
The Independent hosed around with this message at Jun 10, 2016 around 5:29 PM

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster

Breath Ray posted:

The Independent hosed around with this message at Jun 10, 2016 around 5:29 PM

Actually it says 16:29 PM

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Also curious about what this said, I assume something in mitigation of the defendants

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

That article posted:

The Spain squad will hold a press conference on Friday evening. It is not thought that De Gea will be in attendance.

I'm listening to De Gea's press conference right now.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
https://twitter.com/Torbe/status/173568986305404928

lol

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Breath Ray posted:

Also curious about what this said, I assume something in mitigation of the defendants
I quoted the Daily Mail's translation of the police report and edited it out because it's the Daily Mail

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
De Gea is saying it's all false and that he didn't do nothing, I guess we all owe him an apology!

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




No smoke without fire, always knew he was a wrong un. I hope he gets 20 years at least, trafficking is serious stuff.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe posted:

De Gea is saying it's all false and that he didn't do nothing, I guess we all owe him an apology!

well he's hardly likely to say it's all true is he!!!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Spain should withdraw imo

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

De Gea is saying it's all false and that he didn't do nothing, I guess we all owe him an apology!

New thread title please.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
Dirty Dave and his friends come in the night. La Furia demands fresh blood.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
what better time to come

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Did anyone expect that lanky oval office with the poo poo beard to not be a criminal? I bet he gets off by knowing he set up a sexual assault, the sick gently caress

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Everything is coming up Casillas.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

lmao what the gently caress de gea.

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8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

mackintosh posted:

Everything is coming up Casillas.
Please don't name one of the victims

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