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It's true. I haven't aged a day and its because I havent slept in a day! At this rate - tomorrow I will be just as young as I am today! I wish I knew this in my 20s, but hey gotta start staying young sometime!
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May 30, 2016 04:03
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Apr 29, 2024 07:28
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- Piso Mojado
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am i tired? drat right I am. Tired of getting old.
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May 30, 2016 04:06
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- Android Blues
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i have never slept and i am still an infant, but i have developed long, bird-like forearms adapted for tool use. this truly is the way forward
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May 30, 2016 04:07
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- Piso Mojado
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people keep saying that i should follow my dreams, which is terrible advice. dreams are for sleepers, and sleepers have wrinkles and die.
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May 30, 2016 04:08
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- Android Blues
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my knowledge of the night has granted me spindle fingers which i can use to push pegs into holes or point out desirable objects. the word "sleep" is an abstract to me. i am what all our children could become if their love of the sun was rendered weaker than it is in the present day by Bad Sleep Loving Birth Owners
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May 30, 2016 04:10
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- HighwireAct
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Pozzo's Hat
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waking life is for nerds
team sleep for life
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May 30, 2016 04:11
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- Android Blues
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waking life is for nerds
team sleep for life
this ancient dozing person is my natural foe. we are as lion and lamb, only i'm a cool lamb with hosed up dinosaur hands
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May 30, 2016 04:12
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- Android Blues
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have you ever heard the story of rip van winkle? guy goes to sleep and he wakes up a hundred F*cking years older? yeah that's right sleepheads, it could happen to you
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May 30, 2016 04:13
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- Android Blues
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tombstones say "rest in peace" on them as a reference to the fact that it's your own fault for resting this much that you got under a tombstone. like when you trip someone and say "smooth moves, butthead" as they fall over panting and stumbling
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May 30, 2016 04:15
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- Piso Mojado
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tombstones say "rest in peace" on them as a reference to the fact that it's your own fault for resting this much that you got under a tombstone. like when you trip someone and say "smooth moves, butthead" as they fall over panting and stumbling
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May 30, 2016 04:16
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- Android Blues
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the tombstone is the school bully of death fixtures. the casket/coffin itself is like an overbearing mother but no one in the arrangement is pleased with how you turned out
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May 30, 2016 04:17
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- Piso Mojado
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have you ever heard the story of rip van winkle? guy goes to sleep and he wakes up a hundred F*cking years older? yeah that's right sleepheads, it could happen to you
Rip Van Wrinkle - Look how long my beard is after sleeping 100 years!
Me [trying not to laugh] - Wow a long gray beard, thats pretty cool. I stayed up all those years and all I got were these. *points to 6 bulging abdominal muscles*
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May 30, 2016 04:26
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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May 30, 2016 07:35
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- Android Blues
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Rip Van Wrinkle - Look how long my beard is after sleeping 100 years!
Me [trying not to laugh] - Wow a long gray beard, thats pretty cool. I stayed up all those years and all I got were these. *points to 6 bulging abdominal muscles*
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May 30, 2016 09:55
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- shinmai
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It took some doing but I just double mega slept until my age rolled over to -2,147,483,648 years old and now I don't have to worry about ageing for a while. I have to sneak into R-rated movies and can't get a credit card but otherwise life is pretty sweet.
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May 30, 2016 09:56
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I hope no one has asked this before, but do you pronounce your name Piz Mo-Jay-Doh or Pies Mo-Ha-Doo?
http://i.imgur.com/mTvnWBy.gif
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May 30, 2016 13:46
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some people think that the fairy marryweather was just trying to help princess aurora by changing maleficent's curse from death to a deep sleep that could only be awoken from by true love's kiss, but to me, theyre pretty much the same thing
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May 30, 2016 15:42
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- MrWillsauce
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I love to sleep and I want to die 
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May 30, 2016 16:54
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- MrWillsauce
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I think he can in alabama
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May 30, 2016 17:04
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- google THIS
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when people get total insomnia they die after about a year, conveniently before it would become obvious that they've stopped aging. coincidence?
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May 30, 2016 18:37
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This actually really helps me out! Many thanks!
http://i.imgur.com/mTvnWBy.gif
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May 30, 2016 19:13
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- Android Blues
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q: what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
a: me, just foolin' around with all my free non-sleeping time
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May 30, 2016 20:04
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- NegroOnlyGloryHole
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I usually fall asleep after I jack off which is really inconvenient when I am in class
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May 30, 2016 22:23
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my boss gets really mad when I sleep on the job
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May 31, 2016 03:59
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- Golden Gate Bride
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knife to meet you
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World's oldest man is also the sleepiest
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May 31, 2016 04:19
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- Smash it Smash hit
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prettay, prettay
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this ..thread sure is making me...sleepy.
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May 31, 2016 15:14
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- Admiral_eX_laX
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Historically Inaccurate
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Burn
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May 31, 2016 15:36
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- Smash it Smash hit
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prettay, prettay
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byob are you ready for your mind to be blown?
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May 31, 2016 15:42
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- Smash it Smash hit
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prettay, prettay
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the word " bed "
looks like a bed.
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May 31, 2016 15:42
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- social vegan
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me in the doctor's office: hah ya ok buddy, why don't u "REM" it up ur rear end *jerk off hand motion*
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May 31, 2016 16:55
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- social vegan
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q: what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
a: me, just foolin' around with all my free non-sleeping time
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May 31, 2016 16:56
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- super mario batali
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the word " bed "
looks like a bed.
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