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i have never slept and i am still an infant, but i have developed long, bird-like forearms adapted for tool use. this truly is the way forward
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May 30, 2016 04:07
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May 15, 2024 11:24
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my knowledge of the night has granted me spindle fingers which i can use to push pegs into holes or point out desirable objects. the word "sleep" is an abstract to me. i am what all our children could become if their love of the sun was rendered weaker than it is in the present day by Bad Sleep Loving Birth Owners
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May 30, 2016 04:10
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waking life is for nerds
team sleep for life
this ancient dozing person is my natural foe. we are as lion and lamb, only i'm a cool lamb with hosed up dinosaur hands
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May 30, 2016 04:12
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have you ever heard the story of rip van winkle? guy goes to sleep and he wakes up a hundred F*cking years older? yeah that's right sleepheads, it could happen to you
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May 30, 2016 04:13
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tombstones say "rest in peace" on them as a reference to the fact that it's your own fault for resting this much that you got under a tombstone. like when you trip someone and say "smooth moves, butthead" as they fall over panting and stumbling
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May 30, 2016 04:15
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the tombstone is the school bully of death fixtures. the casket/coffin itself is like an overbearing mother but no one in the arrangement is pleased with how you turned out
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May 30, 2016 04:17
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Rip Van Wrinkle - Look how long my beard is after sleeping 100 years!
Me [trying not to laugh] - Wow a long gray beard, thats pretty cool. I stayed up all those years and all I got were these. *points to 6 bulging abdominal muscles*
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May 30, 2016 09:55
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May 15, 2024 11:24
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q: what walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
a: me, just foolin' around with all my free non-sleeping time
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