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It's true. I haven't aged a day and its because I havent slept in a day! At this rate - tomorrow I will be just as young as I am today! I wish I knew this in my 20s, but hey gotta start staying young sometime!
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May 30, 2016 04:03
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May 15, 2024 16:13
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am i tired? drat right I am. Tired of getting old.
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May 30, 2016 04:06
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people keep saying that i should follow my dreams, which is terrible advice. dreams are for sleepers, and sleepers have wrinkles and die.
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May 30, 2016 04:08
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tombstones say "rest in peace" on them as a reference to the fact that it's your own fault for resting this much that you got under a tombstone. like when you trip someone and say "smooth moves, butthead" as they fall over panting and stumbling
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May 30, 2016 04:16
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have you ever heard the story of rip van winkle? guy goes to sleep and he wakes up a hundred F*cking years older? yeah that's right sleepheads, it could happen to you
Rip Van Wrinkle - Look how long my beard is after sleeping 100 years!
Me [trying not to laugh] - Wow a long gray beard, thats pretty cool. I stayed up all those years and all I got were these. *points to 6 bulging abdominal muscles*
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May 30, 2016 04:26
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May 15, 2024 16:13
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sorry for the derail but tha'ts just what i think
mods? can u queue a ban please?
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