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shinmai posted:

It took some doing but I just double mega slept until my age rolled over to -2,147,483,648 years old and now I don't have to worry about ageing for a while. I have to sneak into R-rated movies and can't get a credit card but otherwise life is pretty sweet.

you also can't consent to sex :(

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when people get total insomnia they die after about a year, conveniently before it would become obvious that they've stopped aging. coincidence?

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