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Mods rename me Schlappuccino
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Jul 2, 2016 14:26
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Maaaamaaaaa
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Jul 2, 2016 14:29
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Katana Gomai posted:Enteignet Springer
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Jul 2, 2016 14:32
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I'm still not sure what offends me more: the bad wordplay (Abseits-Farfalle being pretty much the only good one) or the mess of fonts.
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Jul 2, 2016 14:38
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Paddyb posted:Mods rename me Schlappuccino same Also if Höwedes plays instead of Kimmich I'll be really mad, OPs
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Jul 2, 2016 14:53
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Adolf Hitler
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Jul 2, 2016 14:53
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rear end cobra posted:Adolf Hitler I did nazi that coming.
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Jul 2, 2016 14:59
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I sometimes wonder whether the Bildzeitung is specifically printed in order to make me hate my own country. In that case: Mission accomplished! Never rooted vor Italy in an ITA-GER game, but there is a first time for everything. edit: Plus, I am a HSV fan anyway, so I'm well trained in rooting for a team that is rightfully hated by everybody else. Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Jul 2, 2016 |
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Jul 2, 2016 15:29
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ephex posted:Good weather: Thank you. Looks like the weather is still deciding...
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Jul 2, 2016 15:34
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Casa il returni
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Enter sadman
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Hello, i'm 1/4th German, don't you fellow Germans agree das es zu Hause kommt?
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Jul 2, 2016 16:22
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belgend posted:Hello, i'm 1/4th German, don't you fellow Germans agree das es zu Hause kommt? Welcome! We agree, dass es nach Hause kommt. I'm speaking of the German squad of course, Italy will win as always 
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Jul 2, 2016 16:29
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Torrannor posted:Welcome! We agree, dass es nach Hause kommt. this!!
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Jul 2, 2016 16:43
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Deutschland's gonna deutsch
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Jul 2, 2016 21:03
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god loving drat thank god.
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Jul 2, 2016 22:56
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I am sorry for all of you northern neighbours but it looks like your team actually made it. :toldyouso:
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Jul 2, 2016 22:58
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Yes! Holy poo poo was that a game
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Jul 2, 2016 23:00
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Man, I love Müller but maybe he shouldn't shoot penalties in the next few games.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:01
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I will change my prediction from not making it out of the group to round of 16 after this.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:02
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Good game gentlemen. I hope for your sake that it doesn't go to penalties any more.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:17
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I had to endure the entirety of this game with half a dozen clueless shrieking Fußballmädchen because I was at my friend's and his girlfriend invited them over At least it was worth it but holy gently caress hearing "but we could have WOOOOOOOOON alreadyyyyyyyyyyy"  for the tenth time in extra time almost made me quit football for good
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Jul 2, 2016 23:18
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Gigi Galli posted:Good game gentlemen. I hope for your sake that it doesn't go to penalties any more. We all hope that, for the sake of everybody watching.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:26
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Don't even care, this is good because the boys can rest for the next sea... excuse me? Oh, um, never in doubt! I haven't experienced that feeling in a while. I think I literally might have shed a tear at the end.
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Jul 2, 2016 23:28
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Jul 2, 2016 23:30
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Smells like team spirit
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Jul 3, 2016 00:00
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Look, I've been hit pretty hard by this German win, but this takes the cake - anyone who orders a loving cappuccino AFTER DINNER IN THE EVENING can just gently caress off this gay planet forever
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Jul 3, 2016 01:16
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dessert should have been a zazabaglione
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Jul 3, 2016 02:25
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I would really like to know what that lengthy Müller rant at Ciellini was all about.
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Jul 3, 2016 02:31
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Fellow lovers of the mannschaft, had a big sniff of my balls after the game in celebration. The curse is over, still weltmeister.
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dogboy posted:I would really like to know what that lengthy Müller rant at Ciellini was all about. Thomas Müller posted:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Football Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret matches, and I have over 300 confirmed goals. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top goalscorer in the entire Mannschaft. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me on the pitch? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across this very pitch right here and your ugly mug is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can score in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare feet. Not only am I extensively trained in Raumdeutung, but I have access to the entire German national side and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” dive was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving feet. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Jul 3, 2016 08:10
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can you please translate that into Bavarian?
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GaussianCopula posted:can you please translate that into Bavarian? Thomas Müller posted:Des interessiert mich ois ned, der Scheißdreck. Halbfinalisten samma, den Isländer hamma, die Scheißschwalbe kannst dir hinter'n Ohren schmieren. Healbot fucked around with this message at 10:16 on Jul 3, 2016 |
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Holy gently caress was that ever tense last night! The penalty shootout alone took two years off my life. Want to see a semifinal vs France now, that would be a much more open match as their defence is poo poo (unless we play 3-5-2 again). Speaking of, apparently noted tactics expert Mehmet Scholl had a go at the team that prepares tactics with Löw after the game and called them idiots because changing our playing style away from the one that got Belgium and Spain demolished to the one that saw us beat Italy comfortably is a bad thing because change is bad? What a clown ffs, glad the public pays hundreds of thausands of euros for this wisdom
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Jul 3, 2016 10:16
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I wouldn't call a win in penalty shootouts comfortable, at all. Also Schollis critique rings hollow when comparing to the WC2014, where both Italy and Spain collapsed unto themselves in a lucky break.
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Jul 3, 2016 10:20
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I meant the friendly 4-0, we played three in the back there as well
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Jul 3, 2016 10:22
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Wengy posted:Look, I've been hit pretty hard by this German win, but this takes the cake - anyone who orders a loving cappuccino AFTER DINNER IN THE EVENING can just gently caress off this gay planet forever Don't worry, most of Germany will be just happy with an expresso after their spajetti cabonnarra.
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Jul 3, 2016 10:43
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People who think carbonara is a cream sauce are the worst
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Jul 3, 2016 11:24
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I can't believe Böhmermann is going to the jail but the criminal who did this will walk free
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MuLepton posted:Man, I love Müller but maybe he shouldn't shoot penalties in the next few games. yeah no idea what he was thinking there, just completely blanked out
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