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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Carp 4 for 4 on the day so far. Yeah, I missed him while he was on leave.

Edit: And then takes home from second base on a wild pitch. Oh, Brewers.

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 21:17 on May 30, 2016

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Matt Holliday just murdered a baseball in cold blood.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Troy Queef posted:

Matt Holliday just murdered a baseball in cold blood.

466 feet according to the broadcast. Looked like it made it out of the park.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Steven Wright sure pitched a lot today

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

All hail the knuckleball

https://twitter.com/RedSox/status/733146804355772420

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Go Cubs

Go burgers and brats

Go beer

:cheers:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Is the wind blowing in today? Looked like Heyward got some good contact on that.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Pancakes posted:

Is the wind blowing in today? Looked like Heyward got some good contact on that.

The wind looks to be a non factor today from what I just saw

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Go Cubs

Go burgers and brats

Go beer

:cheers:

I don't know if Kris Bryant is handsome enough to get me to watch multiple Dodgers games in the same week.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
while I enjoy seeing the Twins on a win streak, I've seen Centeno lose so many loving baseballs in the dirt the last week.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I don't want Hammel to have to leave

E: drat

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Oh poo poo, I wasnt watching. What happened to Hammel? :ohdear:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Holy poo poo, those camo caps are loving ugly as sin.

Do people remember when we'd celebrate Memorial Day (or Mothers Day) games without lovely colored uniforms?

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Having good hammel was fun for a couple months

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Sydin posted:

Oh poo poo, I wasnt watching. What happened to Hammel? :ohdear:

His leg was cramping.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Oh poo poo, I wasnt watching. What happened to Hammel? :ohdear:

Seems to be a leg cramp out of nowhere.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Zambrano used to get cramps and charlie horses all the time because he never drank any water.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Retail Slave posted:

Seems to be a leg cramp out of nowhere.

Okay, good. Hope it is just that and nothing more serious.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Ian Desmond is a rampaging sex machine

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Sydin posted:

Okay, good. Hope it is just that and nothing more serious.

Cubs radio is reporting he's being evaluated for a cramp in his hamstring, so he'll be fine and I'm sure he'll make his next start without issue.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Ian Desmond is a rampaging sex machine

That's not how you spell my name....

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Retail Slave posted:

Zambrano used to get cramps and charlie horses all the time because he never drank any water.

We know how he felt about Gatorade too.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Jesus Puig, almost killed Pederson.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Backup catchers are known speed demons....

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Kris Bryant is handsome and good at third base.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What a play by Bryant.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Travis Good

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Zobrist still good.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Puig not having a good defensive day. Almost killing Pederson and now an error.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
A score!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I have no idea what's going on because I'm at a BBQ, but scoring updates tell me that Heyward gave the Cubs the lead :toot:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Rizzo!!!

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I have no idea what's going on because I'm at a BBQ, but scoring updates tell me that Heyward gave the Cubs the lead :toot:

And right after that RBIzzo double.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Popete posted:

And right after that RBIzzo double.

Hooray Rizzo!

Hooray beer burgers and sausages!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
RIP Brandon Maurer. I liked it when we traded you for Seth Smith.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Russell loses his bat, haven't seen that in awhile.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Ian Desmond is a rampaging sex machine

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
After the shame of being swept by the Twins, the Mariners have pulled themselves together and beaten up on the Padres.

And everything is again right in the world.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
CG for McHugh :c00l:

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


drat it, I forgot the game was on early today. Oh well.


Go rangers

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