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Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
This LP is VERY NSFW however it is not a porn or one of your hentais and I will be censoring these videos to the best of my abilities to keep this thread as kosher as possible. That being said. :nws: :nms:






Hello, I am TheBestAtWrestling, today myself along with Toddy and some other very special friends will be going on a Magical Avventura into the world of Grezzo Due. Grezzo Due is a doom wad created by a very angry Italian man who seemingly hates the government, religion, all other races, and you. I will be playing this to the best of my ability and trying my damnedest to show off as much of the crazy as I possibly can allow on screen. There are many different modes in this game besides the story even including a bit of a multiplayer "experience" that Toddy and myself will be absolutely sure to show off to everyone. This game has a bit of an english translation that we only really need for the first two episodes, after that I will be doing my best to translate on the spot as unfortunately the game will cease to run after a certain point with the english patch and I can't play the expansion or use most of the weapons with it enabled. I hope every one of you watching is ready for a ton of censored penises and uncensored gratuitous violence because we are about to strap in for the wildest ride of your unsuspecting lives! Praise to the Porco Dio! Let's get this poo poo started.





- Story Mode -
Episode One
Episode 2

Pins fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Jun 4, 2016

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my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011

I love video games that promote Good Christian Values!

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
I can't wait to destroy my cock and balls with a hammer.

widespread
Aug 5, 2013

I believe I am now no longer in the presence of nice people.


Now what if this promoted Judaism instead

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011

what

Bible Ian Black
Jul 16, 2009

I'M THE GUY
WHO SUCKS

PLUS I GOT
DEPRESSION
Finally a let's pee of the new Doom I've been hearing so much about.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
But is it art?

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Merry Christmas indeed.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

If Max Ernst teamed up with Jorg Buttergeit to make a game, it would be this.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
This offends me a lot.

Good job!

Elissia
Dec 28, 2012

this is still pretty loving impressive for a doom wad

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Merry Christmas!

my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011


this was my real christmas present for you dryzen

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
This is bananas!

I810BUX
Aug 10, 2007

Cheesu~~

Elissia posted:

this is still pretty loving impressive for a doom wad

I've seen a lot of big, fat, sticky wads in my day but this is the prettiest

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
"At least you put your dick in something."

That, gentlemen, is ART.

MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

running forward with both legs spazzing out for the melee attack is really goddamn funny

good luck with the next episodes before this becomes a train wreck

my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011

This is very lp related but more importantly this is for Dryzen

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011

episode 7 will be the last

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

MiniFoo posted:

running forward with both legs spazzing out for the melee attack is really goddamn funny
That's a proud Duke Nukem tradition, actually.
Lots of the assets are recognizable: the fork is from Blood, Devastator obviously Duke Nukem, the monks are I think from Rise of the Triad, ditto the excalibat. Not sure where I've seen the flamethrower, possibly one of many of RotT's rocket launchers. The rear end in a top hat smasher is also vaguely familiar, maybe it's from a custom .wad.

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.
I think :wtc: would describe my feelings on what I just watched.

Quite fitting too, given the what happened.

toddy.
Jun 15, 2010

~she is my wife~
It's probably worth pointing out that that was only the first 8 or so minutes of gameplay. It only gets more bizarre and offensive.

anilEhilated posted:

Lots of the assets are recognizable: the fork is from Blood, Devastator obviously Duke Nukem, the monks are I think from Rise of the Triad, ditto the excalibat. Not sure where I've seen the flamethrower, possibly one of many of RotT's rocket launchers. The rear end in a top hat smasher is also vaguely familiar, maybe it's from a custom .wad.

The guy who made this smashed a whole bunch of popular and not-so-popular wads (even things like Action Doom) and replaced some sprites with political/television figures and a Jesus.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
:stonklol:

How long is this game?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I like this a lot more than I should.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
Expect the next two videos some point this week. I have the second episode of the story as well as the first survival map and a little demonstration of the wonderful weapons available in Grezzo Due Una Magica Avventura

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
I had to look it up, but Grezzo is "raw".

This does not help me comprehend anything about this.

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Welp. That was a thing.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I'm actually excited for a (semi)-translated Grezzo 2 LP. Not that I expect the game to make more sense (semi)-translated, but it'll be interesting to see what kind of non-sense it makes.

Also Grezzo 2 really does have a great collection of absolutely ridiculous and sometimes retarded weapons. There's always a fun way to kill someone. Occasionally that someone is yourself.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


So is the final episode just going to be a black screen due to the sheer amount of censoring?

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

Ramos posted:

So is the final episode just going to be a black screen due to the sheer amount of censoring?

from what BestAtWrestling has told me, yes

Gniwu
Dec 18, 2002

If you use a different video host then, you could just not censor anything and save yourself a lot of unnecessary work.
Really, noone's going to watch this for the 'erotic' value of its sexual content, and you have a NSFW-warning right in the thread title.

LupusAter
Sep 5, 2011

bman in 2288 posted:

I had to look it up, but Grezzo is "raw".

This does not help me comprehend anything about this.

Grezzo is also slang for a rude and uncouth person.
Also, in between the gratuitous violence and blasphemy, the game is steeped in Italian pop culture and/or trash television . The cheerful music that plays in your house is the opening theme of a pretty popular sitcom, Casa Vianello.
As an additional note, the title of your thread makes the entire LP subforum violently NSFW here in Italy...

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011

Gimmick Account posted:

If you use a different video host then, you could just not censor anything and save yourself a lot of unnecessary work.
Really, noone's going to watch this for the 'erotic' value of its sexual content, and you have a NSFW-warning right in the thread title.

I'll get on uploading all the raw footage I get to pornhub then

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


I'm sure YouPorn already hosts full LPs anyway.

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Why

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Arcade Rabbit
Nov 11, 2013


Haven't watched the videos yet. Pretty sure this is all I need to see. Good luck with...whatever the gently caress this is.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
This game is a thing of pure beauty and I'm seconding the call to see it uncensored if possible.

Vilemoon
Jan 4, 2013

Unsound Of Mind.
There ARE uncensored videos of the game on youtube, I think the biggest problem is posting links TO these videos/not censoring isn't considered kosher to many of the mods here. Might I suggest this?

Pins makes two versions- cut and uncut, posts the cut versions here, and lets the uncut versions just sit on the channel. If he gets a flag, he can just take them down and the censored versions will be:
1.Still alive
2.Easily reuploaded if not alive.

That being said, watching this LP just for Dryzen and Toddy's reactions holy poo poo.

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HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Ramos posted:

I'm sure YouPorn already hosts full LPs anyway.

You motherfucker. I actually went and checked. Now my search history is gonna get me in trouble with my RA because I'm not allowed to use my VPN on campus.

You're right, by the way. Pornhub hosts more, though it's mostly Minecraft for some inexplicable reason.

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