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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/30/man-allegedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/quote:CINCINNATI — A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine. fuckin lol this is great
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May 31, 2016 01:26
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guy probly used to be a cashier
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May 31, 2016 01:29
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one time i did self checkout at stop and shop late at night and there was a nazi coin in my change...actually still have it somewhere, ive been meaning to take it out recently
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May 31, 2016 01:32
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Mariana Horchata posted:one time i did self checkout at stop and shop late at night and there was a nazi coin in my change...actually still have it somewhere, ive been meaning to take it out recently Makes you stop and think
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May 31, 2016 01:40
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well when you gotta go you gotta go 
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May 31, 2016 01:40
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I'm still laughing my dumb rear end off at a dude deciding it's a good time to get naked in a grocery store and poo poo on the u scan
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May 31, 2016 01:44
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did it say "unauthorized item in the bagging area"?
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May 31, 2016 01:45
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What was the observer thinking when he was doing that and the little light lit up?Wait they're never around.
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May 31, 2016 01:48
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King of Bees posted:Makes you stop and think to hold something such as that in ur hand yeah it kinda does 
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May 31, 2016 01:49
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which one of you did that??
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May 31, 2016 01:49
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jackyl posted:did it say "unauthorized item in the bagging area"? "please weigh your pro-deuce before bagging"
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May 31, 2016 01:55
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'use can'. He is semiliterate and trying to follow instructions, jeez fellas
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May 31, 2016 01:59
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Mariana Horchata posted:to hold something such as that in ur hand yeah it kinda does Yeah when I find weird coins with my metal detector I'm always like wtf is that doing here
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May 31, 2016 02:01
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Malinois posted:"please weigh your pro-deuce before bagging" I'll admit, this amused me.
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May 31, 2016 02:04
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I don't use u scan because I don't work at the grocery store, bag my poo poo you teenage punk
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May 31, 2016 02:05
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There goes my hero watch him as he "goes"
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May 31, 2016 02:10
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vols bitch posted:I don't use u scan because I don't work at the grocery store, bag my poo poo you teenage punk * puts your bread in the bottom of the bag, proceeds to put canned goods on top of the bread * * "Have a nice day sir" *
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May 31, 2016 02:13
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Somebody had to be the first person to use the uscan machine after someone poo poo on it. Really makes you think.
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May 31, 2016 02:13
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i used to shop at that kroger all the time
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May 31, 2016 02:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:* puts your bread in the bottom of the bag, proceeds to put canned goods on top of the bread * ive seen actual retards bag groceries and understand not to do this im sorry that you live around a special breed of retard 
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May 31, 2016 02:17
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How do they know you're paying for all your groceries if oyu use a uscan machine? LIke what if you leave some stuff off it and just put it in the bag like you pretended tos can it?
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May 31, 2016 02:40
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Microwaves Mom posted:How do they know you're paying for all your groceries if oyu use a uscan machine? LIke what if you leave some stuff off it and just put it in the bag like you pretended tos can it? You must be pretty dumb and have never used a self checkout machine. Those machines weigh everything and won't let you continue if you put something in a bag that hasn't been scanned. Now, you can get away with ringing up your organic produce as the non organics I guess.
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May 31, 2016 02:42
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Microwaves Mom posted:How do they know you're paying for all your groceries if oyu use a uscan machine? LIke what if you leave some stuff off it and just put it in the bag like you pretended tos can it? u take a big dump on the machine, duh
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May 31, 2016 02:44
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jackyl posted:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/30/man-allegedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/ he only had the balls you wish you had to do what needs to be done now somebody call my mom i need to make bail
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May 31, 2016 02:44
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Drunk & Ugly posted:he only had the balls you wish you had to do what needs to be done I've never considered taking a poo poo on the u scan, this guy has made me respect the younger generation
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May 31, 2016 02:46
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u smell, more like poop
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May 31, 2016 02:49
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You must be pretty dumb and have never used a self checkout machine. Those machines weigh everything and won't let you continue if you put something in a bag that hasn't been scanned. Get this genius, don't take everything out of your cart 
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May 31, 2016 02:53
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You must be pretty dumb and have never used a self checkout machine. Those machines weigh everything and won't let you continue if you put something in a bag that hasn't been scanned. lol okay cause i can't just not put it in the bag I don't like put a bag on the scanner i just put stuff in the bag on the side where the hooks are when I've used them.
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May 31, 2016 02:54
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it's time to take a dump, should I drive to Kroger?
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May 31, 2016 02:58
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i usually staert putting things in the check out bag and then when the lady standing behind me says something like sir you didnt scan that, i punch her in her cocksucking stupid blue collar mouth free bananas are free bananas
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May 31, 2016 02:58
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jackyl posted:it's time to take a dump, should I drive to Kroger? be sure to go at the start of the hour so the employees can check the u scan to make sure it hasn't been pooped on this hour
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May 31, 2016 03:12
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maybe a gorilla did it
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May 31, 2016 03:17
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TOOT BOOT posted:maybe a gorilla did it Too soon, man.
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May 31, 2016 03:31
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i think what the man did was gross. he should not have done it and its good that he was punished. others should not imitate his bad behavior.
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May 31, 2016 03:38
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jackyl posted:it's time to take a dump, should I drive to Kroger? theress like 5 gas stations on the way
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May 31, 2016 04:07
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gas stations are for flatulence
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May 31, 2016 04:23
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If you are white just put whatever you want but don't want to pay for in your pocket if you get called out just be like 'Oh my GOD i'm so sorry AHHA jeez what a MORON right? here you take this i'm sorry AHAH' and you get away every time
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May 31, 2016 04:33
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clicked thread hoping for a checkout poo poo story, was not surprised to find some goon waiting to unleash the fun fact that he holds nazi dubloons in his pocket
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May 31, 2016 05:09
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are you waiting for the bad type of krauts to come back or are you just waiting to make the creepiest antiques roadshow walk-on ever?
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May 31, 2016 05:10
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U scans are great, especially if the store is busy and the lady who watches you is running off to get cigarettes a lot. Just remember the produce number for garlic because it's like 40 cents a pound so ring everything up as that. Also if you pick up your pack of bacon and some cans of cat food are stuck to the plastic just ring it up all at once and you get free car for. The machine will say "attendant has been notified to assist you" but they always clear that it with their little handheld thing. They don't give a gently caress either. Also scan your bottle of wine and put it in the bag really quickly. If you get it in the bag before the attendant lady enters your birthday, when she enters it the machine will insist you put the wine in the bag. So you put a second bottle in without scanning it to shut up the computer, and now you have free wine. This works with any 18+ item like smokes, booze, nyquil or porn. I would never poop on a uscan machine they've been good to me in the past.
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