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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/30/man-allegedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/


quote:

CINCINNATI — A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.
According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.
Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.

fuckin lol this is great

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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm still laughing my dumb rear end off at a dude deciding it's a good time to get naked in a grocery store and poo poo on the u scan

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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
did it say "unauthorized item in the bagging area"?

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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Microwaves Mom posted:

How do they know you're paying for all your groceries if oyu use a uscan machine? LIke what if you leave some stuff off it and just put it in the bag like you pretended tos can it?

u take a big dump on the machine, duh

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Jun 1, 2000

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Drunk & Ugly posted:

he only had the balls you wish you had to do what needs to be done

now somebody call my mom i need to make bail

I've never considered taking a poo poo on the u scan, this guy has made me respect the younger generation

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Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it's time to take a dump, should I drive to Kroger?

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