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clicked thread hoping for a checkout poo poo story, was not surprised to find some goon waiting to unleash the fun fact that he holds nazi dubloons in his pocket
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:09 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:16 |
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are you waiting for the bad type of krauts to come back or are you just waiting to make the creepiest antiques roadshow walk-on ever?
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:10 |
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criscodisco posted:U scans are great, especially if the store is busy and the lady who watches you is running off to get cigarettes a lot. Just remember the produce number for garlic because it's like 40 cents a pound so ring everything up as that. Also if you pick up your pack of bacon and some cans of cat food are stuck to the plastic just ring it up all at once and you get free car for. The machine will say "attendant has been notified to assist you" but they always clear that it with their little handheld thing. They don't give a gently caress either. your produce most likely has human poo poo on it. thoughts?
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:21 |
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:USA Today should really have a comments section. The only thing missing from this perfect story is "must be a bernie bro" people who read usa today with any regularity cant actually read, its a scam. its the newspaper equivalent of putting a paper bag over a bottle of robotussin and sprite.
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:24 |
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Mange Mite posted:I saw their new print layout and it's hilarious. I especially like their new logo which is just a blue circle lol holy poo poo youre right it might as well just say "Paper Times" followed by whatever lorem ipsums ms word can spit out that day
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:30 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 09:16 |
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if you pay for anything you are 100 percent bitch
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# ¿ May 31, 2016 05:50 |