u scan, more like u poop

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

I don't use u scan because I don't work at the grocery store, bag my poo poo you teenage punk

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

* puts your bread in the bottom of the bag, proceeds to put canned goods on top of the bread *

* "Have a nice day sir" *

ive seen actual retards bag groceries and understand not to do this

im sorry that you live around a special breed of retard

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:17

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You must be pretty dumb and have never used a self checkout machine. Those machines weigh everything and won't let you continue if you put something in a bag that hasn't been scanned.

Now, you can get away with ringing up your organic produce as the non organics I guess.

Get this genius, don't take everything out of your cart

:eyepop:

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:53

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

jackyl posted:

it's time to take a dump, should I drive to Kroger?

be sure to go at the start of the hour so the employees can check the u scan to make sure it hasn't been pooped on this hour

# ¿ May 31, 2016 03:12

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