u scan, more like u poop

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > u scan, more like u poop

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

jackyl posted:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/30/man-allegedly-pooped-kroger-u-scan-machine/85169346/

fuckin lol this is great

he only had the balls you wish you had to do what needs to be done

now somebody call my mom i need to make bail

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

u smell, more like poop

# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:49

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

i usually staert putting things in the check out bag and then when the lady standing behind me says something like sir you didnt scan that, i punch her in her cocksucking stupid blue collar mouth

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# ¿ May 31, 2016 02:58

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