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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
U scans are great, especially if the store is busy and the lady who watches you is running off to get cigarettes a lot. Just remember the produce number for garlic because it's like 40 cents a pound so ring everything up as that. Also if you pick up your pack of bacon and some cans of cat food are stuck to the plastic just ring it up all at once and you get free car for. The machine will say "attendant has been notified to assist you" but they always clear that it with their little handheld thing. They don't give a gently caress either.

Also scan your bottle of wine and put it in the bag really quickly. If you get it in the bag before the attendant lady enters your birthday, when she enters it the machine will insist you put the wine in the bag. So you put a second bottle in without scanning it to shut up the computer, and now you have free wine. This works with any 18+ item like smokes, booze, nyquil or porn.

I would never poop on a uscan machine they've been good to me in the past.

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