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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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obligatory:

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Sep 29, 2010

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gay picnic defence posted:

You didn't even turn that ball into a gag

poo poo! Gimme a sec...

e:



better?

Lizard Combatant fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jun 1, 2016

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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ewe2 posted:

The safety word is "schmackos".

The ball gag makes this darker than you probably intended (I hope).
Someone tweet Kenny and get blocked for your trouble.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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ewe2 posted:

Way to douse my comedy flamethrower, dude :mad:

Sorry I can't help it, I have a compulsion.

Went with "What a surprise backing!" in the end.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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https://twitter.com/aussexparty/status/738227150302498816?s=09

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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:ssh: softerrrrr

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Sep 29, 2010

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Birdstrike posted:

Enough about the grid m8

Noice

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Who replaced my PissCat 'tar?!

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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calling it now

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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nockturne posted:

Start drinking now or...?

I haven't stopped since the last election.
I recommend going rye this July. Enjoying a bottle of lovely Millstone 100% rye myself.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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That's when the valium comes out

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Sep 29, 2010

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Ler posted:

e: jesus gently caress Matusalem is a god drat good rum.

e2: I once gave an old Spanish girlfrind a bottle of Bundaberg rum to show her Australian rum. She took a sip and refused to drink any more. It ended up in the bin by the end of the night.
Australian rum is that insulting to the palate.

Matusalem is quality, give El Dorado a try if you see it, the 12 is fantastic. Most rums out of Guatemala are ticking boxes for me at the moment as well (plantation xo is drat good).

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Sounds like their angle was being good people to me.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Guys don't celebrate yet, WA mocks you and your hubris

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Sturt has let me down horribly. How does it swing to Pyne?! I'm going to glare at everyone I see on the street tomorrow.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Solemn Sloth posted:

Michael Danby is going to be literally lynched if he hands the Liberals government.

Good

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Lizard Combatant posted:

calling it now



Think I was the first to call it yes? Hire me ABC

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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There's something wonderful about being reminded that Abbott has gone from the leader of a nation to campaigning for a new tunnel and handing out flyers in the rain.

Also lol at Sales cutting him off mid speech

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Kat Delacour posted:

And Batman is slipping so sadly I think it's the . endman

Beautiful friendman

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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What a sweet avatar, real inspired stuff.

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Sep 29, 2010

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Gridlocked posted:

:wtc: happened to my Elmo avatar?

And the least you could have done is put a funnier quote :(

You must be new, real milquetoast "burns" are part of being av swapped.

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Sep 29, 2010

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Gridlocked posted:

I am new here. Looks like you got hit too friendo.

Our punishment for being Queenslanders knows no bounds

Ok, I'm going to cut you some slack because you mean well, but this is a serious faux pas in here. QLD indeed...

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Graic Gabtar posted:

Thanks for not telling me to drink my piss for a day or so. It's been fun.

Have a frothy one, you've earned it.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Bill's "earnest speech" voice is loving terrible. It's like he's listened to a bunch of Morgan Freeman but can't shake his natural vocal timbre of "duck being pelted with pebbles".

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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No

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Sep 29, 2010

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My god, he's actually just winging it.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Digiwizzard posted:

Hope is a mistake

If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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That you've voted in?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Turnbal won't get the boot. Remember he effectively prevented the party from an Abbott wipe out. The DD was dumb, but they would have been creaned under Abbott, it's the same government.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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I'm more worried about the senate at the moment.

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Sep 29, 2010

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Starshark posted:

How the gently caress can there be a swing against the Greens in the senate in NSW, I thought we were the slightly-less-moronic state.

Lol. NSW sucks, southern states (and NT) are where it's at.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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upsidedown posted:

I choose to believe that wasn't a typo.

:radcat:

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Sep 29, 2010

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Harley C posted:

Finally I have something in common with parliament

Routinely disappointing?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Holy gently caress, if by some chance it's a dead heat I can't wait to see the ScoToad's face!

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Sep 29, 2010

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e:nm

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Sep 29, 2010

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I still say Turnbull saved them from a Newman-esque creaning under Abbott. You got to remember how unpopular the libs were not so long ago. Imagine how good it could have been...

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Sep 29, 2010

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e: Yeah that, ^^^^

Dude McAwesome posted:

What are pairing arrangements? From what's been said in this thread it's basically if you're not present you don't vote?

Basically if say a MP's mother is about to die, a pair may be granted where a member of the opposition will agree to not vote also so that said MP's absence does not affect the outcome.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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SynthOrange posted:

How long before Abbot is pm again

Until the universe ends, begins, and all that was is again. Time is a flat circle, etc...

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Screaming Llama does not disappoint. Well played AusPol for actually keeping your cool and slow playing the clueless spoon. That cheered me right the gently caress up.

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

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Whoever's doing the ScreamingLoser account is pretty funny. It's a bit far fetched, but I enjoy it.

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