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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Lizard Combatant posted:

poo poo! Gimme a sec...

e:



better?

I'm going to report you to the RSPCA.

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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Renewed my Dems membership a few hours ago.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

ewe2 posted:

What are they going to do, keep having DDs until they get one they like?

Considering how hosed up things have been in this country of late, anything can happen. The only things missing right now are the flying pigs (Gina Rinehart and Joe Hockey don't count), but if you had the funds I daresay you could have a pig airlifted somewhere.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah but I heard that thorium would make an entirely safe and cheap power supply with absolutely no weapons produceable waster and it's the Greens fault that we're still using co- :suicide:

Nuclear reactors in the USA generate so much power that on occasion the electricity supply is free. Using thorium breeders (assuming a breeder reactor could produce as much energy as a standard light water reactor) would be the closest thing to free energy, with no waste and very little land occupancy. It's possible to get very cheap energy from renewables, but the sheer bulk of equipment required is where you get the problem of trying to put solar panels on every roof.

Gorfob posted:

The only ethical solution is to use humans as fuel.

It's kind of a silly idea, but I've always wondered if you couldn't just fill up a building with pedal dynamos and hire people to operate them. Literal human power. How's that for job creation?

DancingShade posted:

The only sensible energy solution is a giant orbital magnifying glass we use to heat a big lake in order to power a colossal steam engine.

Microwave energy? I'd go for that.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

LibertyCat posted:

ah, i love mass effect, i want to kiss the blue space ladies

You and ten thousand other thirsty geeks, my right-wing friend.


Halo14 posted:

Young Liberals: Liberal Party investigating 'black ops' branch meeting as flailing faction flexes muscles

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-polit...527-gp5ywl.html

This is scarily close to what crippled the Democrats in 2012. RebootD, as they called themselves, used some pretty lovely stealth tactics to try to dissolve the party and replace it with a functional copy controlled by them. They would have succeeded had the AEC not alerted the National President to membership data discrepancies (and he hadn't acted swiftly). Factional conflict on that scale could easily wreck the Young Liberals' poo poo if it's not quickly and forcefully contained.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BBJoey posted:

screamingllama, then

Don't look at me, I spent my pension money on new bedclothes and EVE stuff.

It's my birthday on Tuesday if you want to buy me a pony avatar.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The democrats suck.

So does your mum and your avatar.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Anidav posted:

I've talked to people from remote areas who think Howard is still PM too.

It's weird.

wtf is going on in those people's heads



I'm astounded that this isn't satire.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I found a leaflet issued by the MUA and AIMEU ragging on Barnaby. They drew him as a donkey and added the slogan "Give Him The Arse - Put Barnaby Last".

Nice to see some unions still care.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Are the Sex Party running any lower house candidates? If not, I'll just vote Greens for lower and Sexies for upper. If the Dems ever loving manage to get past the lovely new electoral rules and get reregistered, New England can have a goon candidate.

(A question I've been meaning to ask, too: If you're an electoral candidate, are you allowed to vote for yourself?)

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

chyaroh posted:

New England is a popular place:

NSW New England WALKER, Robert Henry Online Direct Democracy - (Empowering the People!) 1
NSW New England COLEFAX, Stan Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group) 2
NSW New England MAILLER, David CountryMinded 3
NSW New England WHELAN, Peter Liberal Democrats 4
NSW New England EWINGS, David Labor 5
NSW New England TABER, Rob Independent 6
NSW New England WINDSOR, Tony Independent 7
NSW New England JOYCE, Barnaby The Nationals 8
NSW New England GOLDSTEIN, Mercurius The Greens 9
NSW New England COX, Philip Gordon Independent 10


At least Joyce is down at #8.

Considering how badly Windsor failed to keep Gillard on her toes before he left, I can't see how he stands out against the other two independents. He's going to need to come up with something special fast if he wants to be the golden boy again and give Blarnaby Joke the old heave-ho.


I'm giving the Sexies my Senate vote because we need to show the powers that currently be that you cannot keep microparties out of the equation.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

chyaroh posted:

I don't think it was really his job to keep her on her toes, and considering how badly the ALP mangled themselves it would have been just about impossible anyway. Having said that, I still think he did the right thing by everyone when he backed the ALP rather than the LNP..

He stands out from the other independents simply by being a recognised name whose been there before. Taber's a prety good bloke I just don't think he has the numbers.

It will be very, very close.

I actually emailed Windsor urging him to support ALP, but still, it was a rare opportunity to subvert the two-party system by keeping Gillard and cabinet from doing the stupid and arrogant poo poo they did and he threw it away because he was so used to going unheard.

Where in New England are you from, by the way? If you're close enough I'll shout you.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

CrazyTolradi posted:

But, LibertyCat, you ARE a Nazi. That's the thing, you have nationalist ideals at the core of what you feel is right for the country. Nationalist can only survive in a society in which ignorance, hatred and fear are rampant, which is why hard-right nationals will take actions like what happened in the UK with the MP campaigning against Brexit, Jo Cox, and also in the case of Rudi Dutschke, during the 1960's in Germany.

These actions occur because right wing nationalism is stirred up to such a degree that anyone who dares to think otherwise or disagrees is seen as a threat to what is perceived to be the only true and right path for the country to take. Right wing nationalism simply cannot hold it's own when ignorance is countered with education and debate, and this upsets many of it's proponents to the point of violence.

As for rape, to my knowledge we haven't had any stoning of rape victims in Australia by any Muslims, but if there are any examples here please do feel free to provide them. What I do know is that right wing nationalism also traditionally has a strong sentiment of anti-feminism and an emphasis on the role of masculinity within society. These are the same kinds of people who are likely to not accept a woman's decision to say no. This can be seen on social media, where a lot of ALA/UFP types will call for prominent and outspoken feminist activists to be raped.

So while some Muslim countries do have stoning as a punishment for rape victims, this is only within hardline conservative nationalist countries like those in the UAE. The big point here to consider (and you might have missed this), is that people who are FLEEING those countries might not want to live in a society where women are stoned for being raped. It becomes really clear here that you're making a lot of very poor assumptions, LibertyCat, and really are just playing to base xenophobia and racism in your rationale.

Wow, look at you, actually not being an utter cretin for once.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has stepped up her criticism of governments for imposing too many costs on the mining sector amid a commodity price downturn.
A protracted slump in iron ore prices has put many miners under financial pressure, and Ms Rinehart says government costs need to be reviewed to keep Australian miners competitive.
"If Australia doesn't supply iron ore, there's other countries who will, so we need to do what we can to cut Australia's high costs, and the even higher Pilbara ones in particular," Ms Rinehart said as she accepted a lifetime achievement award at the Mines and Money conference in Hong Kong.
"That's where Australian governments come in, or should come in.
"They need to recognise that they need to come to the party and recognise falling commodity prices, and cut the horrific expense of their regulations and compliance burdens."
Prices have been falling since early 2014, but there's no evidence to date than any government, state or federal, have made any progress on this, she said.
Ms Rinehart's $US10 billion ($13.19 billion) Roy Hill iron ore project, which is 76 per cent complete and is expected to begin shipping exports in six months, has had to satisfy more than 4,000 regulations and approvals, she said.

You want government spending cut, Gina? Great! Let's start with all those tax cuts and subsidies you've been getting. Would you like to start paying your full share of taxes now?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Despite my membership in a political party with 'Democrats' in the name, the whole Brexit mess (and the number of people on facebook bleating about what a jolly good fellow Barnaby Joyce is) is starting to make me think people should have to undergo a political and social awareness test before being registered to vote, to make sure they actually understand what's going on around them. As it stands now, far too many people are either too stupid or too astonishingly ignorant to vote properly.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gridlocked posted:


"I don't want people teching my daughter how to use dildos and have anal sex when she is 8."
"One of the main writers of it is some extreme lesbian feminist spreading her views through it."
"The other is a guy who wrote about pedophiles being OK in the 80s and is now covering it up."
"The program has 10 year old kids role play as 16 year olds engaging in group sex to teach them about it."
"It has some anti-bullying stuff but its all for gays and transexuals; what about kids with disabilities or other things that make them different?"


The last one is actually a good question, there should be anti-bullying stuff for disabilities too. The rest of it, though, made me go :wtc: :psyduck:

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I voted at Tamworth High School: no sign of Barnaby (there goes my :toxx: ), but Tony Windsor personally handed me a HTV. Good gods, the walk to the polling station was absolutely thick with Nationals spruikers. No sign of Greens or Sex Party and only one Shooters guy. No sausage for me 'cause I'm broke, but I'm a Salvation Army volunteer and I can get my fat and cholesterol fix at the Men's Breakfast tomorrow.

Does anyone else just roll up to the phonebook person and just hand them state ID/driver's license?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Scylo posted:

My crew would be there but my leader is poo poo and we're sitting in a coffee shop instead of doing anything.

boooooo

edit: I was looking forward to meeting a fellow ausgoon in the flesh.

GrandTheftAutism fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jul 2, 2016

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BlindSite posted:

Is there a party that wants the federal government to stop propping up child care because I looked and couldn't find one. I'm legit serious - I loving hate child care handouts.

Liberals would end it, but only for the poor. Wouldn't want the Dumbly-Horsemouth-Twattytwats to pay too much for an au pair, now would we?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

awesome


Considering the arse Barnaby's made of himself and the extent to which he's paid only lip service to his constituents, I would lose all hope for New England if he were to keep his seat. I'm not a fan of Windsor, but if it comes down to the wire I'll take him over CAAAAARP.




Waste of a ballot paper, should have been numbered regardless.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Snod. posted:

If Barnaby gets ousted can we send him celebratory carp?

Give him celebratory herpes. Both kinds.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not watching a damned thing tonight, I'm just going to keep reloading this thread while I play EVE. I can't stand election night coverage, you lot are going to suffer through it for me.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Teddybear posted:

Well I'm just saying if I walk into a grill in Boston I'm gonna get some looks if I order a sausage in bread

Just tell them it's Australian cuisine and you're longing for a taste of home. They might humour you.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The Sex Party's favourite thing in politics: a hung parliament :P

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Starshark posted:

Preferably with Tamworth as Ground Zero.

give Tamworth goons a heads up before you push the button please


Seriously, Barnaby won? gently caress me.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I just checked ABC website, 8.3% swing towards Windsor. Guess I spoke too soon, if it continues to swing over Windsor could make a comeback.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
My grandparents live in Forde and holy poo poo is it close.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I've switched form ABC to the real-time AEC count, it's more heartening. 50/53 ALP

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
OH MY gently caress

I just woke up after having fallen asleep just after midnight and it's like Christmas morning in July. IT'S A loving MIRACLE YOU GUYS

Our national parliament is hung like a donkey.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
loving hell how long is it going to take for us to have a functional government again :gonk:

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

starkebn posted:

Facebook just told me Belgium once waited 541 days so we've got a ways to go yet

:gonk:


I'm legit curious about how countries can function like that. Don't we need working government to set budgets, interact with foreign powers and generally keep things ticking over? If a caretaker government were to find a way to delay vote-counting indefinitely, that would be a great backdoor into a dictatorship.

Maybe if Australia were to dissolve into anarchy it might prompt the Governor-General to get off his arse ;)

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

SynthOrange posted:

FORMER One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, the outspoken proponent of polarising immigration policies, has discovered she is of Middle Eastern heritage.
Ms Hanson said she was "amazed" and "mystified" to learn of her ancestry.
A recent DNA swab, taken with Ms Hanson's permission by The Sunday Mail, has revealed the controversial former MP's genetic makeup is drawn from a rich multicultural background, with 9 per cent originating in the Middle East, 32 per cent from Italy, Greece or Turkey and 59 per cent from northern Europe.

When told of the results, the former fish and chip shop owner appeared flustered, making references to "rape and pillage" in ancient times, adding: "All I can think of is that probably down the track it eventuated from some war.

http://www.news.com.au/national/dna-test-shows-hansons-middle-eastern-heritage/story-e6frfkp9-1111112976024

*schadenfreude*

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I've heard of some anti-Semitism within the Socialist Alliance and there's all the brouhaha between supporters of Israel and Palestine, but anti-Semitism isn't as pronounced in Australia as it is elsewhere.

edit: there was that "tinkering Jew" comment about Josh Frydenberg some time ago

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Bargearse posted:

Well, my uncle did once refer to the act of committing insurance fraud via arson as "doing a Jewish stocktake".

I laughed at that and now I feel bad because I actually do have Jewish friends. They might find it funny, but I still feel guilty.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Big Willy Style posted:

This greyhound racing ban is so Baird can sell prime real estate to his property developer doners for nothing, right?

Someone as astoundingly and openly corrupt as Baird will occasionally do something good for someone to further his crooked interests.

He may have stopped cruelty to animals, but he's still a crook.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

who do I complain to about this

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The Department of Useless Statistics I imagine.

I meant the Tele bashing DSP recipients again

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What if, say, arrangements were to be made where one could attend parliamentary sittings remotely and vote?

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I am, honest to goodness, starting to hate my country. That's never happened before.

edit: and I really want to bash whoever gave me the new avatar, not funny or fair

GrandTheftAutism fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jul 10, 2016

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GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

gay picnic defence posted:

It seems reasonable to me :confused:

you can go get hosed

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