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mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016
ive been on an eminem kick lately. this is my ranking:

1. the marshall mathers lp
2. the slim shady lp
3. the eminem show
4. infinite
5. recovery
6. the marshall mathers lp 2
7. relapse
8. encore

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


1) whichever one had nate dogg on it the most
2) the other ones

mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

Tom Gorman posted:

1) whichever one had nate dogg on it the most
2) the other ones

he was only on eminem show and encore. and encore was terrible.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
wow you got mmlp2 really low on there. can I ask why? jw

headlights was a tearjerker, and the opening track that's a stealth sequel to Stan that becomes that insane tear-down of his entire career? that was a cool move imho

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
uh..
gently caress that poo poo, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second
I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flows, quit giving me my ammo
Can't you see why i'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my
m.o.
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more
Am i the only fuckin one who's normal any more?

mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

Cubone posted:

wow you got mmlp2 really low on there. can I ask why? jw

headlights was a tearjerker, and the opening track that's a stealth sequel to Stan that becomes that insane tear-down of his entire career? that was a cool move imho

bad guy is one of his best songs ever imo. but the album also had a lot of filler on it. monster? survival of the fittest?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hi houston, i didnt know you liked m and m

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Whichever ones he doesn't write his own tracks and sing his own hooks on.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Which album was the one where he had like a Jamaican accent on every song? lol Fuckin' Rap God.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Is his daughter hot as gently caress yet?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Is his daughter hot as gently caress yet?

she's the product of trailer trash, so likely not. yeah, she's got money, but you can't shine the proverbial sneaker

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib

Horniest Manticore posted:

she's the product of trailer trash, so likely not. yeah, she's got money, but you can't shine the proverbial sneaker

hmmm



mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

Vastarien posted:

Which album was the one where he had like a Jamaican accent on every song? lol Fuckin' Rap God.

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GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
i like to play eminem music on my walkman at the mall

www
Aug 4, 2010

the eminem show

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Horniest Manticore posted:

she's the product of trailer trash, so likely not. yeah, she's got money, but you can't shine the proverbial sneaker

What

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

she's cute, no doubt. but hot as gently caress? nah. a solid "hostess at applebees" cute, though.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Choosiest Manticore

mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

Horniest Manticore posted:

she's cute, no doubt. but hot as gently caress? nah. a solid "hostess at applebees" cute, though.

she looks too much like her dad, its wierd.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

who

mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

Gamer With Dignity posted:

Choosiest Manticore

srsly he probly met a girl half that hot IRL and fell madly in love with her.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
i almost never listen to eminem but i think he is OK usually

mistypoop
Jun 1, 2016

ButteCysts posted:

i almost never listen to eminem but i think he is OK usually

alot of his music hasn't aged well, like when i was an angry teenager.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Mmlp the rest are pretty bad

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
gently caress poo poo rear end bitch oval office shooby de doo wop
Skibbity be bop a Christopher Reeve
Sonny Bono, skis, horses, and hittin' some trees

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Criminal is prob the best eminem song ever it jjst occurred to me

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
He was never that good after marshall mathers. He wasn't fantastic before either but he had some good songs. Most of it was dre if we're being honest here. He was always kind of a novelty rapper.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Eminem Show
Marshal Mathers LP
Marshal Mathers LP 2

The rest is forgettable trash.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

He was never that good after marshall mathers. He wasn't fantastic before either but he had some good songs. Most of it was dre if we're being honest here. He was always kind of a novelty rapper.

Pretty much but he was technically good at rapping esp for a white boy and dre made him sound great. He has all that crazy rhymey poo poo that he obviously came up with while high as hell

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The best: That one where he swears and scares middle class white parents
The middle: The one where he picks some meaningless fights with mediocre celebrities to bump album sales. Also the one where he talks about drugs, and the other one where he hints at violence.
The worst: The one where he whinges about his boohoo upbringing and slags his mum.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Mmlp
Eminem show
Slim shady lp
Recovery
Mmlp2

The others are lower than dog poo poo so whatever.

Mmlp2 sucks rear end but bad guy is one of the best songs eminem has done so it deserves a mention.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i liked that one where he talked about beating his girlfriend or whatever, classic stuff, put it on all the time at parties

www
Aug 4, 2010

theres lots of songs of his that talk about killing women (bitches)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


www posted:

theres lots of songs of his that talk about killing women (bitches)

legally speaking it's ok to kill bitches but you can only kill women in self defense

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
I was never that big of a fan of Meteora

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeby9ehjSSU

Ireallylikeeggs
Jul 29, 2003

With how much quality rap has been released in the last 30+ years, there is no reason to listen to Eminem. It's all garbage.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
the first d12 album was good:

https://youtu.be/Uuq6HgKgEFQ

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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
MMLP
SSLP
Devil's Night
Eminem Show
Relapse
Recovery
D12 World
Encore
MMLP2
Infinite

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