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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The way they sell chicken wings is complete bullshit and it should stop
 
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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Gentwise posted:

Here is my wing recipe please do not share.

Go to the hood and find the wing place with the shoddiest building you can.

Go inside and take stock. If there are white people working there or you see half-wings, for the love of God ABORT.

Get a big ole pile of the whole wings with honey bbq sauce.

Ask for them "cooked hard" if you like em extra crispy.

Generously apply ranch and/or blue cheese dressing.

This has never failed me.

I used to love buying a "half pimp cooked hard" from the local hood grocery store/chicken place. Just ordering it made me laugh, plus it was delicious.

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZqPmUtQs2Q

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Business Gorillas posted:

You know how paddles have a nubbin on the end of them on whole wings but they don't on cut up wings?

Where do you think that little nubbin goes?

In my mouth.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

at my local ghetto chicken place if you ask for your chicken fried "extra crispy" they slip a baggie of drugs into your bag

Mine too

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