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 NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING CAN MOVE THE BLOB can anything move the Blob?? (y/n)
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Jun 1, 2016 05:54
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move him down on his rear end
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Jun 1, 2016 05:54
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Wolverine was just calling him Bub and dude got all offended. Blob would be an SJW I bet. 
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Jun 1, 2016 05:57
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Parallax Scroll posted:>move him down on his rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OOCBSvG5yo
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Jun 1, 2016 05:57
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The smell of meat.
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Jun 1, 2016 05:57
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 Wolverine OP.
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Jun 1, 2016 05:57
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Once the blob sat on wolverine and he poked him with his claws and the blob jumped like a 1000 ft in the air if that counts
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Jun 1, 2016 07:22
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Are we talking physically or emotionally?
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Jun 1, 2016 07:26
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Is the Blob in-between Lowtax and a $10 bill?
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Jun 1, 2016 07:45
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i always wondered why he had a mace
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Jun 1, 2016 07:52
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the blob is getting moved around quite a lot it seems
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Jun 1, 2016 09:16
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why is everyone using tinypic?
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Jun 1, 2016 09:49
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so the blob's mutant ability is the ability to be immovable, like that's literally his super power right? and there's this other character in the same comic called juggernaut whose power is that nothing can stop him once he starts moving, he's got like super momentum or something so who would win if they went at each other? I went on google and it doesn't look like they ever fought in the comics which seems like a huge fuckin missed opportunity but idk
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Jun 1, 2016 14:53
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sorry to double post but this is really bugging me now why even make two characters like that if you're not going to have them fight like I know they were kind of on the same side but poo poo even do a friendly contest like when superman and the flash had that footrace in the sixties or whenever gently caress
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Jun 1, 2016 14:58
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it creeps and leaps and glides and slides along the wall right through the something something something something something be careful of the blob ah, good to know my memory is as good as ever
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Jun 1, 2016 15:02
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RandomFerret posted:so the blob's mutant ability is the ability to be immovable, like that's literally his super power right? and there's this other character in the same comic called juggernaut whose power is that nothing can stop him once he starts moving, he's got like super momentum or something wikerpedia says juggernaut moved the blob once
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Jun 1, 2016 16:28
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oh no rogue touched him and now she's rotund
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Jun 1, 2016 16:33
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Magneto could move the blob, he could manipulate the hemogoblins in his blood cells.
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Jun 1, 2016 16:36
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I could move him to tears by singing "fatty fatty two by four can't fit through the bathroom door so he poo poo upon the floor so now his momma don't love him no more
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Jun 1, 2016 16:46
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if the blob loses his mutant powers, does he get like a million health complications
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Jun 1, 2016 17:02
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everyone under the sun has beaten the blob by outsmarting him or bypassing his ability somehow. the really strong guys like hulk and juggernaut (and strong guy, once) just plain punch him out.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:03
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im gaye posted:if the blob loses his mutant powers, does he get like a million health complications he lost them and is no longer a mutant. still fat.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:05
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I thought that mutation was congenital, you can't just lose a part of your genetic code halfway through life.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:07
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notZaar posted:I thought that mutation was congenital, you can't just lose a part of your genetic code halfway through life. reality alteration. for a few years marvel was doing some neat stuff with the constantly increasing mutant population, making them be a subculture in their own right and not just a really strained metaphor for racism. then scarlet witch started in with the chaos magic and permanently depowered all but like 200 mutants. i think only 5 or so characters ever got it reversed, which obviously doesnt include the fat jobber no one likes.
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Jun 1, 2016 17:13
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RandomFerret posted:so the blob's mutant ability is the ability to be immovable, like that's literally his super power right? and there's this other character in the same comic called juggernaut whose power is that nothing can stop him once he starts moving, he's got like super momentum or something the blob's ability actually creates a gravity field that roots him to the ground around him. if you can lift like 9 cubic meters of asphalt + the blob himself, then no problem 
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Jun 1, 2016 17:16
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Kikka posted:the blob's ability actually creates a gravity field that roots him to the ground around him. if you can lift like 9 cubic meters of asphalt + the blob himself, then no problem Wait, I thought it was a kind of hyper-adhesive he naturally secreted that he could control what it stuck to and make it stop sticking. Then I remembered that it doesn't matter and who gives a poo poo
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Jun 1, 2016 17:24
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I feel like Marvel made a huge (pun intended) mistake by making the Blob a bad guy. He would be more popular than Wolverine if the fatasses among the comic fan crowd had a hero they could identify with. Are there any other obese superheroes/villains out there?
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Jun 1, 2016 18:59
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I feel like Marvel made a huge (pun intended) mistake by making the Blob a bad guy. He would be more popular than Wolverine if the fatasses among the comic fan crowd had a hero they could identify with. Are there any other obese superheroes/villains out there? Nobody wants to pretend to be a fat slob, don't be asinine.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:03
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I feel like Marvel made a huge (pun intended) mistake by making the Blob a bad guy. He would be more popular than Wolverine if the fatasses among the comic fan crowd had a hero they could identify with. Are there any other obese superheroes/villains out there? faith is a fairly new character in valiant comics. she is a big fat white girl who can fly and nothing else and she is active on social media.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:08
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CommissarRed posted:oh no rogue touched him and now she's rotund That doesn't explain the other fatties
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Jun 1, 2016 19:26
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notZaar posted:Magneto could move the blob, he could manipulate the hemogoblins in his blood cells. jokes on him for eating so many hemp goblin pies
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Jun 1, 2016 19:29
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Serious Frolicking posted:faith is a fairly new character in valiant comics. she is a big fat white girl who can fly and nothing else and she is active on social media. faith is what you name a terminally ill baby or a two legged dog
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Jun 1, 2016 19:33
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The blob is a moron. He's standing on Earth. So he's constantly moving so either A) his powers are bullshit or B) he doesn't understand how his powers work. See also; planes, cars, hover rounds all also move the blob.
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Jun 1, 2016 19:38
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Zombie Boat posted:The blob is a moron. He's standing on Earth. So he's constantly moving so either A) his powers are bullshit or B) he doesn't understand how his powers work. hes actually constantly sliding forward because of the earths inability to move him, its why he cant sleep indoors
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Jun 1, 2016 19:43
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That checks out actually
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Jun 1, 2016 19:52
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Serious Frolicking posted:faith is a fairly new character in valiant comics. she is a big fat white girl who can fly and nothing else and she is active on social media. This is a dumb power, and what the gently caress is valiant comics? That isn't a real comic. Only marvel is real. If marvel had a fat hero who had the power to manipulate bacon or some poo poo it would be the most popular hero ever.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:05
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ScratchAndSniff posted:This is a dumb power, and what the gently caress is valiant comics? That isn't a real comic. Only marvel is real. If marvel had a fat hero who had the power to manipulate bacon or some poo poo it would be the most popular hero ever. archer and armstrong is valiant, and that is a great comic about a fundamentalist christian ninja and an immortal alcoholic going on adventures. i dont think ill ever actually bother checking if faith is any good or not, though.
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Jun 1, 2016 20:08
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notZaar posted:Magneto could move the blob, he could manipulate the hemogoblins in his blood cells. the blob is severely anemic
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Jun 1, 2016 20:14
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ScratchAndSniff posted:This is a dumb power, and what the gently caress is valiant comics? That isn't a real comic. Only marvel is real. If marvel had a fat hero who had the power to manipulate bacon or some poo poo it would be the most popular hero ever. Too bad marvel doesn't have a fat hero with a name like...the blob
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Jun 1, 2016 20:17
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