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op if you find someone pissing in the middle urinal simply queue up behind him/her until they're done and you can take your turn. you may rest a companionable hand on their shoulder if you like
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Bathroom is a room of power. Middle urinal is a sign of power. You're uncomfortable, not me. I also like to talk and fart loudly while you cower in fear. Just stick to your shame stalls.
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm pretty sure a guy one urinal over was staring at my dick last night. Out of the corner of my eye it really looked like it, but I didn't want to blatantly turn and look at him because what if I was wrong and it was an optical illusion? Plus it was some old dude - maybe he was out of it or mentally handicapped or something, I don't know. Life, man, ya never know. Should have just taken your hog into the palm of your hand and slowly pivoted towards him, piss stream flowing, and presented it to him. It's a sign of respect between nobility in the more cultured societies.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:53
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I pick the middle urinal so I can stretch out my invisible wings. This is my domain and I am its divine lord and protector.
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Jun 1, 2016 22:28
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm pretty sure a guy one urinal over was staring at my dick last night. Out of the corner of my eye it really looked like it, but I didn't want to blatantly turn and look at him because what if I was wrong and it was an optical illusion? Plus it was some old dude - maybe he was out of it or mentally handicapped or something, I don't know. Life, man, ya never know. in this situation I usually rotate my dick 45 degrees to reveal my cock swastika tattoo and see if they react
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Jun 1, 2016 22:45
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cock swastika, private eye
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Jun 1, 2016 22:45
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i don't understand why bathroom designers don't just use even numbers of urinals, seems like it would get rid of the 'middle urinal' issue
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satanic splash-back posted:i don't understand why bathroom designers don't just use even numbers of urinals, seems like it would get rid of the 'middle urinal' issue having four urinals just results in two urinals that cannot be used by the weak and infirm
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Jun 1, 2016 22:48
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then you should have a series of single urinals, in individual stalls, with doors for privacy
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Jun 1, 2016 22:54
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spud posted:I pissed in a shoe once. Tell us more. Was it the end shoe?
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Jun 1, 2016 22:54
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whistle while using the urinal to make others uncomfortable and keep their prying eyes away from your man meat
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Jun 1, 2016 22:56
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You should pee outside. Feels good man. Also, pissing fully erect outside is insane. Goes like 20 feet in the air holy moly.
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Jun 1, 2016 22:56
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what if a complicated series of mirrors was used to make it appear as if the donger you look down and see as you're pissing is actually the donger of another pisser at another urinal, but you don't know which one would that be enough to satisfy you fuckin prudes?!?
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Jun 1, 2016 22:58
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what I'm saying is meet me in the middle here, people. and by middle I mean the middle urinal hahaha you like that don't ya
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Jun 1, 2016 22:59
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Normal Thing To Care About
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ExtraQuiet posted:Bathroom is a room of power. idk about urinals but this is pretty gay right here.
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Jun 1, 2016 23:10
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i pee in the hole in the middle of the floor
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Jun 1, 2016 23:11
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One of my biggest fantasies is walking into a Target bathroom and an uncut pre-op mtf transexual dominates me and makes me suck her 8 inch member while I cry.
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Dreddout posted:One of my biggest fantasies is walking into a Target bathroom and an uncut pre-op mtf transexual dominates me and makes me suck her 8 inch member while I cry. Excuse me, "her"?
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Jun 1, 2016 23:51
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vyst posted:Excuse me, "her"? I've had enough of you kink-shaming, vyst.
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vyst posted:I hate urinals because i get embarrassed because i pull my pants all the way down to pee feels good man
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Jun 1, 2016 23:59
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Posting from the middle stall of the bathroom now. I'm pooping though, not peeing. The first stall had a giant pube on the toilet seat and the last stall is the handicapped stall, so middle was the only option.
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Jun 2, 2016 00:05
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I go to the urinals looking for some hot pee action, like this:
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:the last stall is the handicapped stall, so middle was the only option. smh. beta as gently caress my friend
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Jun 2, 2016 00:06
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criscodisco posted:I go to the urinals looking for some hot pee action, like this: i'm open to peeing on your clothes, i can see adding that to my morning routine
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Jun 2, 2016 00:07
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Hanging out, meeting new friends, and peeing together is what public bathrooms are all about. I don't see a stranger peeing in the middle urinal I see a pee buddy I haven't met yet.
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Jun 2, 2016 00:07
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do NOT pee
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Jun 2, 2016 00:09
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sometimes its the only one that some short dicked human being hasn't pissed all over the floor in front of so... admit you like to stand in piss 
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Jun 2, 2016 00:10
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theres this dude at work that lets his pants down around his ankles when he pisses at a urinal. my first thought was lol is this guy 3 years old and my second thought was, "whelp, his pants are now soaked in other mens urine" I try not to kink shame but yeesh.
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Jun 2, 2016 00:12
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I agree with the OP.
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whoflungpoop posted:do NOT pee I'm addicted to it. It helps me cope. But I will try.
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MiracleWhale posted:i'm open to peeing on your clothes, i can see adding that to my morning routine No, me. You're supposed to be peeing on me. Also calling me a cumpig, but I suppose that's optional if you're in a rush, what with the morning commute and all.
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Jun 2, 2016 00:46
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I always pee in the short person urinal
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Wendigee posted:theres this dude at work that lets his pants down around his ankles when he pisses at a urinal. There's like six guys at work who do this. They're all morbidly obese so I think it's the only way they can hope to get their dicks out.
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Jun 2, 2016 01:12
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jesus the poo poo that men do in front of other men in public bathrooms yall fuckin nasty
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Jun 2, 2016 04:39
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Personally I just stand all the way back against the far wall and do it in an arc. It's ok, my aim is impeccable. 
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Jun 2, 2016 04:41
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mostly I piss in sink
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Jun 2, 2016 04:42
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I pee a little in each urinal, squeezing my dilz as a waddle between urinals. this marks them as mine
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i bottle my urine and extract the urea for use in all-natural skin-care products liquid. gold.
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