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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
goddamn you are terrified about people seeing your dick in a public restroom. just go pee in a stall if you are that insecure.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I don't like to pee in the stalls because everyone can tell I have a small wiener by the sound my piss stream makes when it hits the water.

they can tell you have a small wiener by looking at you. everyone who bothers to notice you at all thinks "dang, that guy def. has a micropeen". at the urinals they are just confirming what they already know in their hearts to be true.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
do a helicopter when you pee and then music will mysteriously start playing for your impromptu piss party

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