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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I hate urinals because i get embarrassed because i pull my pants all the way down to pee

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Then they are both middle urinals and you go piss in the sink like everyone else you pleb

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Dreddout posted:

One of my biggest fantasies is walking into a Target bathroom and an uncut pre-op mtf transexual dominates me and makes me suck her 8 inch member while I cry.

Excuse me, "her"?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ExtraQuiet posted:

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talking to myself doesn't qualify as a 'chat' with you, sorry chap.

I'm just trying to motivate my penis to come out of its skin shell so I don't piss all over my balls

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



RaceBannon posted:

i like when bars put ice in the urinals so i can melt it. i dont care if you see me grinning while im at the urinal - im having a blast

This owns especially when you bring a cup in and scoop some out and offer it to the girl that friend zoned you

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Then you're like OWNED PISSBITCH

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