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Who will Draymond Green kick in the nuts?
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Steven Adam again 37 13.12%
A referee 28 9.93%
LeBron James 31 10.99%
Matthew Dellavedova on the bench 53 18.79%
Dan Gilbert 33 11.70%
A random fan chosen between quarters 30 10.64%
Himself 34 12.06%
Mark Jackson 36 12.77%
Total: 103 votes
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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Go Cavs. Let Cleveland shine.

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Tae posted:

I should've know there was going to be repercussion for Mark Jackson not calling the Thunder/Warriors game

Why the gently caress is he still employed

Become a coach for a professional sports franchise and you are guaranteed employment for life.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Ah yes the patented Green to Bogut connection.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Lucky Lebron James has Tristan Thompson to bail him out again.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

i;m just watching this game to watch green and delly literally fight each other

I just want to see Adam Silver have to choose between Draymond Green and Lebron James when Lebron catches an elbow or something.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Kevin Love is a a once in a generation talent.

Once in a generation, he has talent.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I would be flailing my legs every time Draymond was guarding me.

Kevin Love sucks.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Will they wait until the end of the game to arrest Lebron for killing his teammates at halftime?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Both teams look JV as gently caress with their second lines in.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Draymond tried to kick Lebron there

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
seeing matt damon knock a guy out in one punch makes me want to go work out but unfortunately it is night and i never see that commercial at relevant times.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this commentary is stupid

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
kevin love what the gently caress are you doing lmao

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Brolander posted:

this is kevin's first finals okay.

and his final finals probably

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

EvanTH posted:

Love the Feminists Be Shoppin' 'mercial. Debt rules credit cards are like having more money

well what kind of credit card ad would be "American Express... you should leave it in your wallet."

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
iggy playing like the reigning MVP that he is

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Well

It is Cleveland. Cleveland is just a land of losers.

Sometimes when you are a generational talent you just have the unfortunate luck of being born near Cleveland.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Brolander posted:

it's like a huge, powerful supercar being chased by a smaller, economy car that is a huge bitch

I think it's more like a freight train being chased by a ferrari.

It could easily catch it, but what is it going to do when it does?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
This is still Lue's best moment in the NBA:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this is what happens when you tell lebron to shut the gently caress up and dont let him coach

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
how was that offensive

serious question

how was that even close and why does green deserve credit

seriously

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Shear Modulus posted:

"green deserves credit" is code for "green flopped well"

but he didn't

i don't think either of his feet were on the ground when he went down

bill cosby's date even saw that.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Somehow a 4 point game

Tristan Thompson benefiting from Kevin Love being terrible.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Dejan Bimble posted:

Irving/Lebron have complete confidence in his ability to catch passes. They throw him the craziest awkward angle behind and around balls, and he always gets them

and then he throws up a wicked aggressive brick

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
this game kind of sucks

c/d

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
hahahahahahaha steph should've just thrown it up to the basket

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
give him a tech for hanging on the rim!!!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Bron Bron in takeover mode.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Delly my dude you can't sling that floater like my bro Steph Curry can sorry

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Juaguocio posted:

blasphemy! pet sounds is untouchable

but it's no sgt pepper

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
GIVE GREEN A TECH FOR FIGHTING

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

E2M2 posted:

You don't close your fist trying to strip the ball

yeah but its more effective to hit someone in the nuts with a fist

plus, if you were inadvertently going to touch a guys dick would you want to be open handed or closed fist? sometimes reflex just takes over.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
his balls are like mario mushrooms

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
lebron looks like he's about to cry

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Tae posted:

This series is basically going to be Curry having bad stats because his teammates will get wide open shots from him cutting and receiving double teams all day.

so klay is gonna average 35?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
the cavs just aren't playing very well but to be down 10 points in Golden State because of Iggy is either something you can be okay with or something you should be worried about.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Why do we need a new Magnificent Seven?

because we are remaking literally every movie ever made and it's about that time

ET remake will be coming in the next few years. Bank on it.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
You know that feeling you get when your mom or dad yelled at you for something you didn't do? But you had no choice but to stand there and take the rear end chewing, even though you didn't do it?

I feel like that's the type of feeling Lebron James has in these finals.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

straight up brolic posted:

counterpoint videogames are for children and are not art

thank you somethingawful.com forums poster 'straight up brolic'

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
i bet snoop said "surprise motherfucker"

JACK BOWER BECAME PRESIDENT????

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