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Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Gas thread. Ban Kitchner.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 10:58

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:34

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

I always loved these threads but this one is not really going anywhere. Nobody cares about your weird fetishes or your big secret: I'm Sad. I need pants making GBS threads or secret crimes.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 04:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

It's because it's not in GBS and I'm assuming H.H. hasn't got the go ahead to reopen it there since he hasn't done it yet.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:15

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Just make a new thread in GBS see what happens

# ? Jul 5, 2016 17:15

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Agreed lets roll the dice that no one is paying attention

# ? Jul 6, 2016 02:33

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

And please post a link in this one when you do.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 06:35

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Agreed. The mods are all too busy making fun of Windows98 to notice a new confessions thread.

# ? Jul 6, 2016 17:19

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

confession: i ate all the emails

# ? Jul 6, 2016 19:58

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Putty posted:

confession: i put the screw in the tuna

LMAO!!!!!!!

# ? Jul 6, 2016 22:29

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Betamax graciously moved the thread to GBS.

Hello to all new readers.
Please send in your confessions, we'll gladly provide advice and/or ridicule.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 08:49

Hedrigall: Mar 27, 2008; by vyelkin

H.H posted:

Betamax graciously moved the thread to GBS.

Hello to all new readers.
Please send in your confessions, we'll gladly provide advice and/or ridicule.

Yeah but it's still called Dog Series so prepare for an influx of posts about.. series of dogs?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 09:09

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

I would say I'm willing to combine the two and get dog confessions, but that will lure Morally Inept here and no one wants that.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 09:30

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Yay GBS lets gently caress everything up!

# ? Jul 7, 2016 13:51

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Hi GBS, what is your favorite series of dogs

# ? Jul 7, 2016 16:01

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

# ? Jul 7, 2016 16:12

Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

loquacius posted:

Hi GBS, what is your favorite series of dogs

dogs that are composed entirely of wrinkles and flops

# ? Jul 7, 2016 19:30

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i think a title change is necessary too

# ? Jul 7, 2016 20:00

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

Badgers posted:

Because someone ~~confessed to~~ lied about loving his wife, lol

Solice Kirsk posted:

Agreed. The mods are all too busy making fun of Windows98 to notice a new confessions thread.

Oh?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 20:51

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

I feel like I did something terrible when I was a kid but I can't remember it now bc I did too many drugs.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:00

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

LadyAmbien posted:

Oh?

Oh poo poo you guys she's on to us!!!

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:02

Arkanomen: May 6, 2007; All he wants is a hug

LadyAmbien posted:

Oh?

Everyone scatter!

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:07

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

*Puts on fake moustache*

Why you guys running? It's just me, a regular poster. Doop-de-doo, carry on.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:15

psychokitty: Jun 29, 2010; =9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

LadyAmbien posted:

*Puts on fake moustache*

Why you guys running? It's just me, a regular poster. Doop-de-doo, carry on.

Ohi wanna play sprinklers?

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:17

sout: Apr 24, 2014

LadyAmbien posted:

*Puts on fake moustache*

Why you guys running? It's just me, a regular poster. Doop-de-doo, carry on.

You haven't seen a Lady round here have you?
About yeah, your height?

Ah well, have a nice day, sir.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:19

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

man this thread was clearly taking off before la showed up to shutdown another red hot confession thread

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:19

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

rezatahs posted:

man this thread was clearly taking off before la showed up to shutdown another red hot confession thread

It would probably take off if it weren't a dumb incognito thread

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:42

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

LadyAmbien posted:

*Puts on fake moustache*

Why you guys running? It's just me, a regular poster. Doop-de-doo, carry on.

Hi friend, let me tell you, you just dodged a bullet! Keep your eyes open because you never know when mods are around

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:53

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hi friend, let me tell you, you just dodged a bullet! Keep your eyes open because you never know when mods are around

they're always watching :ohdear:

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:56

LadyAmbien: Oct 22, 2015

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hi friend, let me tell you, you just dodged a bullet! Keep your eyes open because you never know when mods are around

*screams at the sky*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US MODS?!

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:57

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

LadyAmbien posted:

*screams at the sky*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US MODS?!

This mustachioed fellow is A-OK in my book.

# ? Jul 7, 2016 21:58

wyntyr: Mar 27, 2006

LadyAmbien posted:

*screams at the sky*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US MODS?!

Friends I fear LadyAmbien may be pulling a ruse! You see as outlined in the best selling book "eats, shoot and leaves" commas are important and the placement, or rather absence, of one in the sentence reveals that our mustachioed lothario may in fact be none other than....

*pulls on the mustache*

Old Man Jenkins!!??

# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:16

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i do not care about the above memes where is a confession i will confess myself if i have to that i committed 9/11

# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:23

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Putty posted:

i do not care about the above memes where is a confession i will confess myself if i have to that i committed 9/11

Same

# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:25

Error 404: Jul 17, 2009; MAGE CURES PLOT

I am not an actual person. I am just a really sophisticated chat bot

# ? Jul 7, 2016 22:48

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Folks, what should we ask LadyAmbien to change the thread title to?

# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:21

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

babyfur/cub fur stuff is actually really fun, i can understand hating the community cause its full of creeps and weirdos just like furry community as a whole but theres just something comforting and nice about relaxing with a diaper on suckin on a binky cuddling a qt fox plushie and watching some dumb kid cartoons

quote:

Forgive me sa, it's been never since my last confession.

I'm a normal goon. Slightly better built than most and happily married in a good town and a great job. It sucks. I'm surrounded by Bernie voters and Hillary shills and generally people of weak character and physical build. Big gay community too which is mostly pudgy arts bachelor. I was a tolerant guy but recently all I can see is weakness in other people and myself. It disgusts me. Hurrr I don't eat meat, coexist, love wins they fill me with a primal disgust that I can't describe. I was listening to some dipshit talk about how white men are the real villains and that poo poo like the Orlando shooting is our fault and I almost snapped. I wanted nothing more than to brain the fellow, rip him apart and eat him in front of his fellow weaklings. It wouldn't be hard, the until now gentle chap most likely hasn't fought or really even physically exerted himself beyond a jog in his life. I've never really felt violent before but now there's this urge. Everywhere I see conflict I want to go and kill and eat. It's almost always leftist poo poo that triggers it. Someone posted a HAES image on Facebook and all I could think of was roasting that ham and how delicious her meat would be from all the fat. I see the weak everywhere now and it takes almost everything to not lose control. I've been working out more to help but it only stokes the fire. Is this what Nordic ancestors felt? The contempt for those lesser than you? A predatory urge. I wait for the day someone actually confronts me and I can savage them and call it self defense. It's not even hate, it's hunger. Sex life is great a least. Hardest boner I've had since being a teenager. There have to be other people like this. Roast some millennial hipsters along side some lovely boomers. The whining gets louder every day.

# ? Jul 8, 2016 00:24