Putty posted:

confession: i put the screw in the tuna

Putty posted:

when birdo came out as videogamesexual mario did not care because he cannot speak and luigi gave the fleshlight monster the middle finger

Hopper posted:

Non-anonymous confession: I don't understand why we need an LGBT movement in the first place (to clarify: why lgbt people must fight for tolerance instead of being accepted in the first place). Why can't people leave other people be? I don't care if somebody is gay, lesbian, bisexual or trans. If they are a good person they are a good person, if they are a an rear end in a top hat, they are an rear end in a top hat. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
I freely admit I have problems understanding the concept of transgender, but I don't treat them any different than other people.

However, I do think furries and otherkin have a genuine mental problem or are just in it for the attention. They don't need acceptance, they need treatment.

Putty posted:

yo charizard is actually pretty hardcore sometimes

H.H posted:

I am a recently retired NFL football player, and have been a member of SA since high school. I played for a perennially ranked high school football program and have multiple state rings and a national championship, a big time college football program, and I played two years in the league before retiring due to injury concerns. I was never a jock though, I kept books in my locker, was on the chess team and in computer club, and always was a bit of an outsider. I was cool by association because I knew all the guys, spent alot of time with them and was good at football. I wasn't famous, and you wouldn't recognize my name. I was drafted very late.

I'm in my mid twenties and I wake up every morning feeling like a car wreck. I have to wear straps and tape one of my wrists to do anything physical, because I've fractured it four times. My ankles are stiff and I limp around the first hour or two of every day. Sometimes my back goes and I just collapse. Shopping with the girlfriend, getting brunch, walking around, whatever.Its incredibly embarrassing. Thank god I've never had a concussion, but I've fractured two ribs, one of my shoulders pops out randomly due to repeated dislocations, torn labrum, fractured wrists (both of them),bone spurs all over my feet, most of my fingers have been broken...the worst is my middle and ring finger on my right hand. I tried to pin a tackle and take the corner around him and my hand slid up into his face mask, and my fingers got caught in between the bars, and I went around him, but my fingers stayed. They broke sideways like twigs....I got taped up and missed one play. The culture surrounding injuries is so macho, but there's no other way to handle it. It's always next man up, and someone is always looking to take your job, and the doctors are entirely negligent. They'll drug you up, inject you and do everything to put you on the field on Saturday or Sunday. It's less bad in college, but the NFL is loving criminal. I could open a loving pharmacy with the pills I have. Everyone keeps a little extra around....you don't finish a script, you just save it, cause you never know when you might have a hard practice, or need something to get out of bed in the morning. Alot of guys medicate with weed since they only test once a year unless you have a reputation or history as a pothead.

At least the team didn't collect my rookie signing bonus for bailing on the contract two years early.

I'm white and I played mostly special teams, strong safety and weakside linebacker.


ask me poo poo if you want

Celluloid Sam posted:

that's why I don't sports

inokichi posted:

Yeah they're trying way, way too hard to make them self sound like as big as arsehole as possible

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

I got a fungus donger

Alan Smithee posted:

shame you're a bottom

(i know this for gay I am)

Mycroft Holmes posted:

i ate a bison bacon cheeseburger with a potato bun. potato bread makes good buns.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

bison owns when it comes to burgers

dog buttz posted:

This is how the r/relationships thread got gassed.

H.H posted:

Sorry, nooner.

BTW, why is every post of yours bolded?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

We really need to modernize this kind of thing and build some form of underground bullet train. Would the *CENSORED* be willing to give their technical secrets for humanitarian causes?

Hedrigall posted:

Diabetes? More like dia-no-feeties!

Putty posted:

im hearing a lot that people actually liked Suicide Squad

Jastiger posted:

Was guerilla marketing a thing before or after Harambe? Its ridiculous that one meme has spawned an entire industry of marketing.

H.H posted:

I'm not going to do that for obvious reasons. If you so desperately want the attention, you're welcome to do it yourself.
This thread is under enough admin scrutiny as it is.

BeOSPOS posted:

The fat goon's confession would have been funnier if he said he was north of 420lbs and made $69k/year

Mortimer posted:

catgoon you are a sociopath confirmed yes and also a jerk

I had the same problem but the trick is you do the opposite and love the cats like crazy and eventually your gf will be the one to lock them out of the room

cats own just lay em places and theyre warm and make good noises

dookifex_maximus posted:

Panfilo posted:

Nobody wants to hear about how you let your little sister sit on your lap so she could see better.

God Of Paradise posted:

Then the politician in Texas killed himself, and gave the whole thing bad publicity.