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I'm pretty sure that immigrants coming to your country actually, in general, benefit the economy. 
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H.H posted:Lottery goon I'm REALLY hoping that he/she has put the ticket into a safety deposit box at a bank or something. If you haven't, loving do it NOW.
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It's not 'want' to do, it's 'wont' to do. Yeah, like 'won't', except not a contraction of 'will not'. Just 'wont' http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wont  I feel better correcting someone who's anonymous than directly replying to an actual goon. But hey, if this prevents him from making the same mistake in the future, then 
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bradzilla posted:cool million I have a confession: I don't understand why people can't just say 'million'; instead they have to insert 'cool' in front of it almost every time. This happens more often than you'd think, and now you might notice it a lot more 
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bradzilla posted:Sorry you got triggered, I can understand why money is a trigger for a poor though I post ONE little gripe I have, and walla, I'm branded as being triggered. Tsk tsk 
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Nation posted:*voila Scroll up, man, because: 
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Jul 25, 2016 16:11
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SniperWoreConverse posted:hypnoload Very nice 
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Buttcoin purse posted:lol that's This reminds me that my favourite word is, in fact, "teledildonics".
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Jul 31, 2016 13:52
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there's a boob with an electrode on it in that article.
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loquacius posted:As I understand it wet dreams happen when you're not getting laid or masturbating enough and your subconscious decides to take a little initiative The worst is when it happens when nothing remotely sexual is going on in the dream.
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H.H posted:it finally happened: I'm so fat I can't masturbate because I can no longer reach my dick Yo, Jastiger, I found your email.
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Aug 3, 2016 15:48
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Fat guy, do keto. Seriously. I've already lost almost 40lbs since April, and you still get to eat bacon, butter, and even chickencheese! Not kidding, do it. Easiest loving thing, zero exercise required.
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Aug 3, 2016 16:22
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runupon cracker posted:or you could not completely change your diet and just cut back to be under your expenditure instead I'm thinking that if dude is fat enough that he can't see his own junk, 'adding more fibre' WILL actually be pretty much changing his whole diet. Anyway, I agree with all of what you've said, so hey   I like keto because it's pretty much caused me to cut out almost all sugars and carbs, which I really didn't need in the first place  Having a lot of carbs regularly is what led to me (And a lot of people) feeling hungry. Now, if for whatever reason I skip a meal, I genuinely don't feel hungry. My body has become 'fat-adapted', and it's actually burning fat properly, instead of carbs slowing that process down. All I know is, I feel great, I'm nowhere near being at risk of getting diabetes, and have more energy.
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Aug 3, 2016 16:44
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Jastiger posted:Does that make you get fat tho if you eat the same amount of protein as you do sugar? Like you get too many calories even if they are "good" calories? Calories are calories, it's the poo poo that's around it that fucks you over (like sugar).
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Aug 3, 2016 16:58
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Yes, far more efficient to eat <x> and have it fill you for hours, versus eating <y> and wanting/needing to have more in 30 minutes or so.
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Aug 3, 2016 17:06
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SniperWoreConverse posted:this reminded me of that dude who also put his obese dog on keto and killed the gently caress out of it like a moron This man is an idiot, and obviously a harmful one at that.
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Aug 3, 2016 18:18
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Zorodius posted:Keeping a calorie log is really helpful. Even if you're not holding yourself to a strict standard or anything, just giving yourself a clear picture of where your calories come from is very enlightening. My Fitness Pal is excellent for this. You can scan the barcode of stuff you eat!!
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thatfatkid posted:That's prolly the worst thing you can do if you want to lose weight buddy. Important tip from something awful goon thatfatkid Intermittent fasting is fine. Figure out your macros with a keto calculator, meet them daily, boom... Weight is safely lost.
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cock hero flux posted:I think it's a word filter but I don't know what for When people just abbreviate the term social justice warrior. Gonna write those three letters now: Peter Weller made a great Sjw
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KomodoWagon posted:Does it have a laugh track? Everyone needs to watch Seinfeld. For George. If only for George. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A66ierfTCUQ
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bradzilla posted:Ah, well then, sounds like the wife is right after all. Still doesn't excuse him 'beating the poo poo out of her with a spatula'. I mean, jesus christ, man... Also, suicide goon, please don't  Stuff might suck, but it can and will (with work) definitely get better!
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"My friend"? What the gently caress is this? Who would legitimately do this to an actual friend? He's most likely worked harder than you ever have trying to overcome his addictions, and you're just standing there, at the top of the ladder, with a boot on his face. Good job, fuckface 
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Seriously, down with this sort of thing.
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Aug 12, 2016 16:29
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Groovelord Neato posted:under the boardwalk is definitely not a nude guys with socks on their cocks song. Think back real hard and try to remember, because I need to know; could this be the most hosed up thing you've ever typed out? Probably one of the best out-of-context quotes.
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chitoryu12 posted:A former coworker of mine has 3 kids, though she actually only lives with 2. The youngest is almost like a serial killer in the making: molested and attacked his older siblings, tortures and kills small animals, etc. No amount of therapy or institutionalization has seemed to have any kind of effect in terms of improving him as he gets older, and his siblings are downright afraid of him. No school will take him for very long because of his violent tendencies. The whole family has their share of problems (the middle child is badly autistic, the oldest self-harmed and has a huge problem with authority that's led to her be constantly on the brink of failing school), but he's absolutely the worst. I consider myself a pretty good dad, and I don't think I'm doing anything to gently caress up my son's head like this (not saying she is, it could be something physical causing her son's issue), but goddamn does this poo poo scare me.
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Aug 22, 2016 21:10
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School Nickname posted:"Daddy, what do you do at your job?" thanks for this, truly.
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That poor kid  I get all emotionally bent out of shape when I hear about this poo poo because I can't imagine anyone treating my child like this. I hope things get fixed 
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loquacius posted:
Really, WarGames had it right; the only winning move is not to play.
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ALFbrot posted:Personally I hope he tells her he wants to bone the coworker, and they fight, but she eventually relents after a lot of crying but is deeply hurt and can never look at her husband the same way ever again, and then he takes his golden ticket to work and lays the moves on the coworker, who gets skeezed out because sometimes people just want to flirt and she goes to HR and he's fired for sexual harassment A black comedy of errors brought to life. Just missing a faked kidnapping and woodchipper, otherwise it'd almost be like Fargo.
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Gimbal lock posted:My sexuality has not been turned into a meme by idiots as far as I know but I'm not the least bit ashamed to say that it totally is sorta hot. Bailey Jay is awesome Edit: for midget laughing goon, you really owe it to yourself to get over to the Howard Stern Megathread in RGD and learn aaaaalllllll you can about the best thing about the show, Eric the Midget /Eric the Actor. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Aug 28, 2016 |
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Bonzo posted:How are you not mention Hank the Angry Dwarf Bonzo, you know that I'm somewhat obsessed with ETM (and the prank calls).
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Otisburg posted:b-b-but diapers cut into the anime figurine budget!!! It's funny how a lot of people who don't have kids bring up diapers as the first thing that sucks about having a kid, or is the most troublesome aspect (not saying you were, just made me think of it). No, that poo poo (heh) is literally the easiest thing to deal with. It's making sure they don't die about 23 times per day that's nuts.
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Aug 28, 2016 17:32
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I always felt calling them "little people" made it sound like they were manufactured by Fisher Price.
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Isn't it virtually impossible, if not incredibly difficult, to find someone on these forums if they haven't posted? Meanwhile, I post too much
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Solice Kirsk posted:South Park had a whole show about this! Which episode?
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Shayu posted:Why do they call it a pork chop and not a pork steak? I think pork steak makes more sense. A lot of people do call it pork steak.
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Anyone else remember that gently caress who brought his son along with him to the meet? (edit: on To Catch a Predator) I have a son about the same age and it just upsets me in every way you can be upset. Not that you need to be a parent to find that kind of thing reprehensible, it just makes it that much worse.
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