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H.H posted:If it weren't for CJacobs and his friend Fae I would not have amassed a collection of toys. By toys I mean anthropomorphic dildos. I'm not even joking. So this is probably the closest way to say thanks, your dong chat about where to buy dargon dildos is pretty helpful. Haha sweet, I'm glad I have done some good in the world
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 04:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:29 |
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H.H posted:
US # is: 1-800-273-8255
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 15:24 |
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I really hope the insane KGB guy isn't being serious about reporting his parents
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 04:55 |
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H.H posted:
You are not alone in your feelings, anonymous goon edit: And I dunno it's somewhere in my Dark Souls let's play, there are like 35 episodes of it, good luck
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 05:28 |
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Pro Dildo Advice, don't buy a dragon dildo, buy a regular human penis one please
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 05:37 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I hope you realize that the only reason lesbians are the most portrayed LGBT* characters is because lesbians and female bis are much more marketable and much more acceptable to straight males Please don't turn this guy's honest complaint into a "well x group is EVEN MORE unrepresented so there!!" race to the bottom because that solves nothing CJacobs fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jul 13, 2016 |
# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 00:11 |
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Putty posted:when birdo came out as videogamesexual mario did not care because he cannot speak and luigi gave the fleshlight monster the middle finger What about the dragon dildo monster. this is important too
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 05:58 |
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Hopper posted:Non-anonymous confession: I don't understand why we need an LGBT movement in the first place (to clarify: why lgbt people must fight for tolerance instead of being accepted in the first place). Why can't people leave other people be? I don't care if somebody is gay, lesbian, bisexual or trans. If they are a good person they are a good person, if they are a an rear end in a top hat, they are an rear end in a top hat. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it. It's not as easy to change ideologies many cultures have held for hundreds (in some cases, thousands) of years as just saying "the times have changed", whether it would be better for it to be that easy or not. That's why.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 07:55 |
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quote:Never vaccinated, but not for autism reasons. This was in the nineties, so fairly before the vaccine autism scare. Still not sure of the reason why, honestly. If you are still not vaccinated get vaccinated before you catch some bad poo poo nobody else has had in 200 years and die
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 20:57 |
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One time when I was a young teen I got caught looking up porn on the family computer, because i, in my stunning above-average intelligence, decided the best way to find porn was to just type "naked women" into the netscape search bar and go to town. I thought I was being sneaky because it was the middle of the night, but again, in my just pure unrestrained genius I had forgotten that netscape saves your search history if you type it right into the bar. So literally all you had to do was pull up the internet and "naked women" was right there still in the search bar. I didn't even try to cover my tracks because I thought my 1-step plan was so foolproof.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 21:06 |
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The real horror of the story I just shared is that my family computer used netscape. netscape
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 00:51 |
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 14:03 |
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When I was in high school a mean girl found out I was gay somehow and spread it to all her friends who then made fun of me. I thought girls were supposed to be friends with gay people drat it! edit: Although I guess "high school people are lovely people" isn't much of a confession, most people probably know that already
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 18:37 |
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Mortimer posted:maybe they had crushes on you and were mad that you were gay Hell yeah! I like this perspective!
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 18:45 |
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that top one didn't happen
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 12:19 |
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Hell yeah I had LOTS of The Sex that night! my penis never stopped being hard ever
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 18:57 |
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DOMDOM posted:dont confuse whiskey dick & drunk dick grandpa, sheesh I have never ever heard whiskey dick described as anything other than "you're drunk so your dick does not function"
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 02:14 |
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quote:My mom looks like terry gross but shes 2 years younger. Even the young photos are incredibly similar
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 15:20 |
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quote:i'm furry af your head from your neck
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 17:49 |
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I'm wondering if this forbidden hands free technique was one of those hypno vids where a hot lady voice talks to you about boners and arousal and then does a count down, it's important that we know this for scientific research purposes.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 22:29 |
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That's assuming he actually was orgasming, which he probably was not
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 00:38 |
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Please just jerk off if you want to jerk off, unless you are about to have real sex you're only wasting your own time otherwise Your time is valuable, please do not give it to Hands-Free Orgasm Hypno Session #45267
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 08:15 |
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quote:I was wrong and she decided one morning a few months ago to wake me up with a blowjob. Half-conscious, the sensation of teeth on my penis caused me to reflexively knee her in the stomach and she almost bit my dick off. Now that's true love
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 18:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:29 |
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quote:- 6K credit cards (one is at 1900, the other is at 4100) Stop spending money that doesn't exist
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 18:15 |