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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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H.H posted:

If it weren't for CJacobs and his friend Fae I would not have amassed a collection of toys. By toys I mean anthropomorphic dildos. I'm not even joking. So this is probably the closest way to say thanks, your dong chat about where to buy dargon dildos is pretty helpful.

Haha sweet, I'm glad I have done some good in the world

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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H.H posted:


2. Can someone link me to the US suicide prevention hotline (and maybe the UK one too) so I can put it in the OP? I feel like there will be more of these confessions down the road.

US # is:

:siren: 1-800-273-8255 :siren:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I really hope the insane KGB guy isn't being serious about reporting his parents

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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H.H posted:

quote:

I'm a gay guy, and that's all fine and dandy.

But I'm beginning to loving despise the LGBT-whatever community + maybe hairs of progressivism, because it seems to be hellbent on skipping over the "G" part in favor of everyone else.

It's pure jealousy, but I keep seeing it pop up all over the place in gaming and it's giving me a complex. There's so many great portrayals of lesbians and lesbian relationships with tons of variety, from mature characters for who it's just a part of who they are to young punks who are feeling out their interests for the very first time - and there's almost nothing like that for gay guys. It's to the point that any time I see yet another lesbian relationship in a game I just get loving mad. Shadowrun: Dragonfall didn't even have any gay guys at all but was more than happy to make a main party member a lesbian, have several discussions about her ex-girlfriend, and a mission where you go and save her, among other things. Oh, and also an incidental lesbian couple in the background of another mission just to rub salt into the wound.

There's also a forums user (a heterosexual male artist) who's custom title is "Why would I draw dudes when I can draw literally anything else" and it also makes me gnash my teeth. It's supposed to be an aggressive snipe at the over representation of males in everything but it just comes off to me as a personal insult for being interested in men while simultaneously trying to come off as progressive despite putting down a sexual minority. gently caress you.

That's about it. Though I would like to know what video CJacobs and Fae talk about buying dragon dildos in.

You are not alone in your feelings, anonymous goon

edit: And I dunno it's somewhere in my Dark Souls let's play, there are like 35 episodes of it, good luck

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Pro Dildo Advice, don't buy a dragon dildo, buy a regular human penis one please

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

I hope you realize that the only reason lesbians are the most portrayed LGBT* characters is because lesbians and female bis are much more marketable and much more acceptable to straight males

Also realize that for every gay male character portrayed in fiction, there are exactly ZERO transsexual human characters (of course you will find writers who "cheat" by making up some fuckin forest druid with the spirit of a thousand-year-old man and the body of a supple teenage white girl or some obnoxious crap)

Please don't turn this guy's honest complaint into a "well x group is EVEN MORE unrepresented so there!!" race to the bottom because that solves nothing

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jul 13, 2016

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Putty posted:

when birdo came out as videogamesexual mario did not care because he cannot speak and luigi gave the fleshlight monster the middle finger

What about the dragon dildo monster. this is important too

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Hopper posted:

Non-anonymous confession: I don't understand why we need an LGBT movement in the first place (to clarify: why lgbt people must fight for tolerance instead of being accepted in the first place). Why can't people leave other people be? I don't care if somebody is gay, lesbian, bisexual or trans. If they are a good person they are a good person, if they are a an rear end in a top hat, they are an rear end in a top hat. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.
I freely admit I have problems understanding the concept of transgender, but I don't treat them any different than other people.

It's not as easy to change ideologies many cultures have held for hundreds (in some cases, thousands) of years as just saying "the times have changed", whether it would be better for it to be that easy or not. That's why.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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quote:

Never vaccinated, but not for autism reasons. This was in the nineties, so fairly before the vaccine autism scare. Still not sure of the reason why, honestly.

:siren: If you are still not vaccinated get vaccinated before you catch some bad poo poo nobody else has had in 200 years and die :siren:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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One time when I was a young teen I got caught looking up porn on the family computer, because i, in my stunning above-average intelligence, decided the best way to find porn was to just type "naked women" into the netscape search bar and go to town. I thought I was being sneaky because it was the middle of the night, but again, in my just pure unrestrained genius I had forgotten that netscape saves your search history if you type it right into the bar. So literally all you had to do was pull up the internet and "naked women" was right there still in the search bar. I didn't even try to cover my tracks because I thought my 1-step plan was so foolproof.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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The real horror of the story I just shared is that my family computer used netscape. netscape

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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When I was in high school a mean girl found out I was gay somehow and spread it to all her friends who then made fun of me. I thought girls were supposed to be friends with gay people drat it!

edit: Although I guess "high school people are lovely people" isn't much of a confession, most people probably know that already

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Mortimer posted:

maybe they had crushes on you and were mad that you were gay
probably not but maybe itll make you feel better

Hell yeah! I like this perspective!

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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that top one didn't happen

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Hell yeah I had LOTS of The Sex that night! my penis never stopped being hard ever

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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DOMDOM posted:

dont confuse whiskey dick & drunk dick grandpa, sheesh

I have never ever heard whiskey dick described as anything other than "you're drunk so your dick does not function"

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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quote:

My mom looks like terry gross but shes 2 years younger. Even the young photos are incredibly similar

:sever:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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i'm furry af

yes, jerking it to anthropomorphic animal characters is a huge part of it, but there's more than just that i think. like, tumblr is a pile of poo poo but i think there may be something to this 'trans species' idea.

put it this way -- you know when the movie avatar came out people were suicidal because they couldnt live in such a beautiful world? well i watched zootopia, and my depression had a loving field day!!

despite all this i think people who dress up in fursuits are god drat weirdos... but maybe i'm jealous that they have friends they can enjoy this poo poo with. i cant talk to anyone about it.

:sever: your head from your neck

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I'm wondering if this forbidden hands free technique was one of those hypno vids where a hot lady voice talks to you about boners and arousal and then does a count down, it's important that we know this for scientific research purposes.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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That's assuming he actually was orgasming, which he probably was not

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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Please just jerk off if you want to jerk off, unless you are about to have real sex you're only wasting your own time otherwise

Your time is valuable, please do not give it to Hands-Free Orgasm Hypno Session #45267

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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I was wrong and she decided one morning a few months ago to wake me up with a blowjob. Half-conscious, the sensation of teeth on my penis caused me to reflexively knee her in the stomach and she almost bit my dick off.

Now that's true love

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

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- 6K credit cards (one is at 1900, the other is at 4100)

Stop spending money that doesn't exist

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