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Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
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ambient robot posted:

Have you ever gotten so horny that you shove a shoe up your own rear end?

Well someone had to say it.

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May 31, 2011
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H.H posted:

Gay porn dude: you can't be 100% certain until you try sucking a dick.

Anonymous confessions: you can't be 100% certain until you try sucking a dick.


Inzombiac posted:

I once watched the movie Hackers about a hundred time one summer when I was young.
In my defense, I'm really stupid and have brain problems.

You stupid fuc...actually I did the same thing with Friday. My older brother and I. Every other day for weeks that summer, until we had most of the lines memorized. "Are you prepared, for Jehova's return, cause if you not *slam*. Well gently caress YOU. Half dead lookin' mutha-fucka. C'mon sista. C'mon!"

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May 31, 2011
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gently caress dogs. I'm on a roll tongith.

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May 31, 2011
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Ever wonder if the recurrence of the labia zits is due to mashing all the puss and bacteria around it immediately during sex after popping? Though I'm not sure she wants them to go away.

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May 31, 2011
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Can anyone explain what it means to be the "Daughter of Pissbitch"? I know about pissbitch himself. We all have a bit of pissbitch in us, especially after being inspired by his incredible story. But wtf is this daughter poo poo.

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