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I hope you realize that the only reason lesbians are the most portrayed LGBT* characters is because lesbians and female bis are much more marketable and much more acceptable to straight males Also realize that for every gay male character portrayed in fiction, there are exactly ZERO transsexual human characters (of course you will find writers who "cheat" by making up some fuckin forest druid with the spirit of a thousand-year-old man and the body of a supple teenage white girl or some obnoxious crap)
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drat I had a decent un-anonymous confession to make and I forgot what it was. poo poo. e: CJacobs posted:
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If you are still not vaccinated get vaccinated before you disrupt herd immunity and kill other people
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my brother came out halfway through high school and was pissed that he didn't get as much attention for it as the gay jock did. he was essentially a male version of a mean girl and didn't keep a "best friend" for more than a few months so that might have had something to do with it. I thought of the un-anonymous (semi-anonymous?) confession I meant to post earlier: once at a sleepover I had a dream that I was watching a movie trailer. something about surfing and the military. anyway I woke up right before the end of the "trailer" but my mind was still in dream-mode so I said out loud "in theatres this summer, rated pee gee thirteen." turns out I was the last one to wake up, everyone stared at me for a moment or two until my best friend reacted with an over-the-top "whaaaat" and they all burst out laughing. it was embarrassing at the time but it's a fond memory of my adolescent summer days
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Jul 14, 2016 19:05
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not sure if I'm misremembering but I think the dream trailer was more along the lines of an american soldier overcoming ptsd through boarding or something. like a lifetime movie got a wide release however surfing nazis are a way better premise
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Jul 14, 2016 19:26
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diet coke is disgusting. if you're insistent on having them drink soda, get your boys some regular coke man, or vanilla coke if you can find it. or just get them some bottled water or invest in a water filter for your sink
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Jul 20, 2016 20:22
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:It's not 'want' to do, it's 'wont' to do. my confessions is I'm glad someone else made a  post about it before I did
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dicks are like driving skills, when you're drunk they become either entirely useless or heightened in function* *please don't drink and drive/gently caress
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Jul 22, 2016 02:20
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you hosed up by not switching the words "I'm" and "actually." 4/10
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Jul 22, 2016 19:06
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NFL goon you should write a book about it. an expose or something
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Jul 24, 2016 19:39
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looking forward to seeing Walla Davis in the new Kill-Yourself Krew movie
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Jul 25, 2016 19:22
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I just read through the entirety of the last confession thread. what a ride. I wish we could've found out what happened to the goon with the goony ex-boss or the guy who hooked up with his alcoholic roommate's gf. the thread's abrupt ending was a bit of a shocker. I also took the liberty of bookmarking these gems:  
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Jul 26, 2016 15:06
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alternative: eat the kids
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Jul 26, 2016 20:48
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I'll always remember my first wet dream: I was examining a naked Barbie doll once I actually came while lucid dreaming. that was pretty sick
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Aug 1, 2016 17:07
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I don't believe lord of the flies goon, however I was entertained by the story. also skinwalker stories are pretty fuckin spooky thanks for the update sex harassment goon! glad at least one of these stories had a happy ending 
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Aug 2, 2016 17:39
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Inzombiac posted:Even though I'm very good with money, I'm very thankful that my dad taught me early to never have a credit card except one to auto-pay my bills. same. I never understood why anyone would even need a credit card (just use debit!) until I graduated high school. those cash back rewards though man
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Aug 3, 2016 19:15
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SEX BURRITO posted:Granola can be really bad in terms of sugar and calories. If you're on low fat yoghurts they won't fill you up either and they're gross. welp I guess I'll never be healthy because granola and yogurt is all I eat for breakfast these days 
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dog buttz posted:Could have been eating Cheetos this whole time 
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"keto?" well it has a hippie pussy liberal name but it might be worth looking into but skipping breakfast? buddy, that's just unamerican
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loquacius posted:This is probably an academic distinction, but to "beat the poo poo out of" someone is not the same thing as to "smack the poo poo out of" someone. One implies one blow and the other implies a bunch of blows. So he didn't full-on beat his wife into submission, he just kind of snapped and whacked her one with a spatula. Neither one is something that should be accepted, of course. She's in the right to move out after that happened, but she absolutely wasn't in the right to keep their kids away from him or to say that in the first place. It's a hosed-up story and has been since we first heard the premise. you should change your username to "garrulous" because the word "loquacious," while an accurate description of your posts, doesn't quite convey their triviality it doesn't matter how many times the goon hit his wife if it's a non-zero number.
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it did make me feel better, thank you for asking
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H.H posted:Okay, I'm finally back, and not a second too soon by the looks of it: sad goon, please get therapy and maybe talk to someone who loves you big tits rule! however I think you might be missattributing the problems in your relationship to her physical features. seems like the mysterious(?) loss of her sex drive and your complacent adultery underscore some pretty big dividers between yourself and your supposed love.
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Aug 10, 2016 06:39
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Nooner posted:part of the latest rebranding too bad that rebranding didn't include "making good posts" 
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Aug 10, 2016 17:01
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I don't poop, I just post
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Aug 10, 2016 22:02
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FrankieGoes posted:I think I've seen a poll on this and a very large number of people do not go in from the side. Like at least 40% or something. ewww!
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Aug 10, 2016 22:37
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alternate between making GBS threads and bleeding, constantly, forever
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Aug 11, 2016 01:59
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Goddammit Smythe, stop making GBS more responsible! 
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bradzilla posted:Smythe is weird  censoring the suicide crap is the right choice but I think a 3 day probie was a little over the top. unless H.H just flat out refused to filter the confessions
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Aug 11, 2016 17:20
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confession: Kane is actually literally the biblical Cain who killed his brother and was cursed by God to roam the Earth in unending solitude. turns out God fell asleep at the wheel around a thousand years ago so Kane just kind of does what he wants now and doesn't give a gently caress.
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Aug 12, 2016 20:56
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i consider spidergoon the baseline level of insanity sex confessions have to contain to be entertaining. if you have sex for money or with lots of people, whatever, go you. if you need to dress in rubberized latex and pretend to be a crash test dummy, let's hear about it. it's almost as if people are mostly boring and have no exciting distinguishing characteristics whatsoever like in every indie movie ever
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Profondo Rosso posted:citation needed you've seen Taken, right???
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Aug 12, 2016 23:22
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I'm surprised socks on the cocks guy doesn't feel the same way about Michael Jackson's discography
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is no one going to comment on the goon who pisses and drinks from the same tea cup??? also, supposedly (I haven't seen it) the suicide squad movie is "functional" as dumb action flick. but jared leto has been bad in everything he's ever been in throughout his entire career so idk
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