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Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

I don't remember even posting anything in the last thread..

Either way, here's a non-anonymous confession:

Earlier this week I was celebrating my birthday at a house owned by some family I don't know that my friend and his wife were looking after while they were out of town.

Early on after I arrived my friend and I both had a couple shots of bourbon then we got into bathing shorts and hopped in the pool and proceeded to shoot each other w/ water cannon guns that the parent's kids owned. After a glorious victory on my part in the water gun war, I got out of the pool and let my friend know I was going upstairs to take a piss.

When I got upstairs, I went into the a pitch black room that I thought was the bathroom, but it wasnt... it was really the staircase that leads downstairs to the walkout basement. I tried to find the light swtich but instead tumbled down the stairs. brusied my left-side pretty badly (especially my rear end) and hit my head once. I let my friend know and we waited to make sure I didn't have a concussion. When it turned out I didn't, we drank more. The end. True strory.

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