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CJacobs posted:When I was in high school a mean girl found out I was gay somehow and spread it to all her friends who then made fun of me. I thought girls were supposed to be friends with gay people drat it! maybe they had crushes on you and were mad that you were gay probably not but maybe itll make you feel better loquacius posted:Living with multiple hot women and making no moves but jerking off constantly is a pretty believable goon story, yeah esp with 3 girls if they were friends and youre the only dude youd get a lot of poo poo for that he did say they were on the upper scale of attractiveness, which for goons is what, a low 7?
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Jul 14, 2016 18:42
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"what do you have to drink" "uhhh warm piss jars, pickle juice, expired milk, and some cans of coke" "coke please" what is it with my friends and ALWAYS wanting coke?
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Jul 20, 2016 15:53
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loquacius posted:I still really don't get how North Koreans can see pictures of him, know what he looks like, and still believe things like this I dont' think they believe it because they want to
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Aug 4, 2016 16:02
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loquacius posted:Colder regions have sky-high alcoholism rates because that's the only way anyone can deal with the winters no because then I'd have to deal with californians
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Aug 10, 2016 17:33
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Sir_Charles posted:also free H.H 3 days is really long like.....lmao why even a probe though, this thread is full of people saying "don't kill yourself" if they were real actual suicide messages (they almost definitely weren't, nothing in here is real), you just shut out the only way for these people to anonymously express themselves. Now they'll just write their thoughts in a journal then jump off a bridge. Thanks.
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Aug 11, 2016 15:28
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bradzilla posted:lol that you thought this was a good idea when the op is on probation for posting a confession from someone who wanted to commit suicide thats the joke you loser
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Aug 12, 2016 15:43
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abortion goon: have you considered that maybe being diddled altered your worldview lmao have you also considered that maybe the desire to raise children is so innate and ingrained into normal people that its allowed western society to exist past the 60's
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Aug 15, 2016 11:50
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I like to these all of these confessions are all from one really hosed up persons life
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Aug 16, 2016 14:44
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Murphy Brownback posted:e: hotdog rear end goon - why a hot dog in particular? I would think you'd want something much less wobbly and liable to break apart. selfsucking works up a mean appetite
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Aug 16, 2016 16:15
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not only that you picked the one race I almost never see in science and engineering lots of chinese, lots of indians, but tbh I almost never see black students in stem, or a lot of grad programs at all really y'all done hosed yourself but it's a good thing none of this is true
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Aug 16, 2016 21:37
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since when did kramer become a professor lol
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Aug 16, 2016 21:37
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ET goon you were 7 when that happened and its been 23 years since then so you're 30 but also have a 6 year old sister? what the heck dude do you parents like having kids in the house for 30000 years or something how many chromosomes does your sis have
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Aug 18, 2016 21:04
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which toe indicates if you're gay
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Aug 22, 2016 04:08
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dookifex_maximus posted:no joke i just took a second look at my feet and i noticed the toeumb and pointer toe were almost the same length all of the sudden. my pointer toe is curled! when I straightened it, suddenly I realized -- I had celtic feet! thanks for answering my question, it's celtic feet that mean you are gay
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Aug 22, 2016 04:23
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how to give your kids a shot at not being super hosed up 1. dont gently caress em 2. dont beat em 3. dont get divorced follow those 3 simple rules and your kid wont do hosed up things like torture animals or sign up for paid forums
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Aug 22, 2016 21:18
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hi you should nsfw that drider link
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Aug 24, 2016 15:05
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:workpedohusband goon: talk to your wife. ask her if it's ok if you romantically pursue this woman. lay it out for her. just talk man. do not do this she will say no and if you ever wanted to cheat now you're gonna get caught because scruff mcgruff wife is on your case
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Aug 24, 2016 15:23
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listen dude i have very messy bathroom habits and i dont want the person feeding me pizza rolls like im a roman emperor getting their fingers near my poophole
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Aug 24, 2016 23:30
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KomodoWagon posted:Sex is a perk of living, not a human right that trumps your marital vows. god drat it who bought his wife an sa account
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Aug 25, 2016 14:52
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Jastiger posted:Its ok to get your rocks off (cheat) with a Fleshlight or something masturbation is cheating? wow who bought my hs girlfriend an sa account too 
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Aug 25, 2016 15:14
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cheating goon is your wife a real actual retard/mongoloid? hmm my husband keeps leaving and gets phone calls and letters but wont tell me where hes going or what they are for like are you just gone or incapacitated for hours and hours and your wife doesnt care? pro tip buddy shes prolly hosed everyone on your block if shes somehow still with you have fun with alimony
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Aug 26, 2016 19:09
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boss help I will die of thirst in the next 10 seconds unless i get some liquid
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Aug 29, 2016 18:35
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catgoon you are a sociopath confirmed yes and also a jerk I had the same problem but the trick is you do the opposite and love the cats like crazy and eventually your gf will be the one to lock them out of the room  cats own just lay em places and theyre warm and make good noises
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Aug 29, 2016 20:52
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how me a frog posted:As a first timer to this kind of thread, reading only the actual confessions, is there a logical reasons the OP includes poo poo that could not possibly be true, not now, not ever , not in a million years? I get the motivation in principle, what with not discounting something that seems unlikely but might be true, but there are some confessions that claim someone was a CIA space cadet in the intergalactic UFO sex wars and including that kind of crap does somewhat suggest that in fact all if this is bullshit, perhaps a "creative" writing exercise. humor or comedy funny lols pelease leave ghread
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KomodoWagon posted:Chihuahuas were actually bred as working dogs, so they're cool so long as they are raised properly as all dogs should be. They're made for killing rats, which is more metal than whatever you goons do for a living. Pommeranians can eat a chode though. so chihuahuas are the charlie kelly of dogs hmmm agreed
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