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Sep 7, 2014

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goon: i got free nudes from a teenager, should I punish her for this???

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i want my girlfriend to die goon: users with this experience have also purchased Xiu Xiu's album Fabulous Muscles

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Sep 7, 2014

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

looking forward to seeing Walla Davis in the new Camp Kill Yourself movie

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Putty posted:

sexual harassment guy one day you are going to be doing the nasty in that room. out of the corner of your eye you are going to see a poster of Naruto give you the thumbs up

who could ask for anything more

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Sep 7, 2014

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

we need to do robot jox

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Sep 7, 2014

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If loving your cousin is cool, consider me Jerry Lee Lewis

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Sep 7, 2014

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loquacius posted:

Yeah I kind of wasn't interested in starting a big long discussion over that when I posted it, sorry

:lol: people really want to argue with you

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Sep 7, 2014

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My crusty brown stains are an environmental issue

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KMart goon: thank you for specifying that you're not suicidal, as it would be too much for this particular thread to handle

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Sep 7, 2014

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KomodoWagon posted:

Job reference dude is a legit terrible person who should probably kill himself.

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This friend of mine...well, he's not really a friend, just a person I know. In fact, I hate him. This person I hate...

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Sep 7, 2014

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anonymous confession: i had sex

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please do not abuse the unconscious

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time-traveling goon: welcome to 2016, where you can't call graduate students racial slurs

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All of my adopted relatives deeply regret being adopted, and spend every day wishing their adoptive parents had been fertile instead

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LethalGeek posted:

sounds more like your family is all hosed up

my family is only hosed up because three of my uncles were molested by catholic priests

but the adopted family members are better off than they would have been unadopted

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hooker goon posted:

mentally ill as gently caress

i think THIS is the context everyone was looking for

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