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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

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Education chat reminded me I should share this for the gently caress of it.

I was homeschooled, and I guess homeschooling is alright. Except if you're one of the few who fell through the cracks, like me.

Here's some poo poo that went on til I was 18.
Pulled from public school from 2nd grade
Rarely worked for more than three or four hours a day, every day.
You know all those 'classic novels' like moby dick or scarlet letter? Yeah, never read them.
I had my own laptop for some reason--though no internet [thankfully??]--so I'd watch a lot of movies instead of doing school type poo poo.
Never wrote an essay. At all. Ever. Kind of hosed when I got to community college and was faced with 'wtf is double spacing? How do use microsoft word?'
A Beka books. Not actually informational, but that didn't stop my mom from using them.
We did bible studies more than science, art, etc. She'd quiz me on poo poo that happened in the bible, like giving mini paper exams.
Never did homework. Or turned in homework. When I did I'd just do unruly scrawl in between legit words and she'd just accept it.
Homework consisted of filling out biblical quizes, copying answers from the ends of chapters from 'school books'. [Again, never wrote an essay or read novels, did science experiements, etc. or had to do critical thinking.]
Had no friends. Never was signed up for extra curricular poo poo like sports teams, scout camp, etc. So I rarely interacted with anyone not a family member.
Never learned math, by the way. Kind of surprised and hosed when college classes expected you to know poo poo like multiplication.
My own aunt called me 'socially inept' which I thought was cruel, but honestly she was right. I've gotten better, I swear. You can't fault me for not know social poo poo when I've been isolated as gently caress.
I graduated myself from 'high school'. Like, from about 17-18 yo I did no homework, schoolbook reading and the like so why the gently caress not.

Oh, and unrelated to the homeschooling thing: she'd phsyically drag me across the house [from living room, through the hallway, to the backyard door and back] because... reasons? I guess I was misbehaving, can't remember. I've also been beaten with an extension cord, tv remote, and wooden spatula, among other things. She's also thrown things at me, like heavy pots, costco sized bottle of ketchup, etc. And screamed a lot.


My older sister was homeschooled too, with p much the same experience. Today she's a self declared asexual with zero friends, a room full of sailor moon collectibles, dildos, and a fear of men [bc tumblr taught her that among other die cis scum thinking and poo poo]. Goons told me she was most likely raped, but that's kind of impossible when a) she's rarely been without me or my mother's company, and b) never goes outside anyways. [Dad is kind of out of the picture so. And it's doubtful my mom's a pedo, just really hosed up in other ways.]

tl;dr christian homeschooler mother hosed up my education and attempted to softcore 'genie the feral child' her own offspring. It's been a long road to unfuck myself. I contemplate suicide a lot in the meantime.

How do you know your sisters owns a bunch of dildos?

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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Obviously she keeps them in the cabinet with the fine China

Lol at a righteous christian upbringing resulting in your daughter having a display case full of the finest synthetic dicks and a sailor moon obsession.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Wow I feel old, my first porn was left behind magazines from my college bound older brother. I didn't have the internet until highschool.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Animal-Mother posted:

9/11 goon: There were some radio shows broadcasting live all day that day. Howard Stern's 9/11 show is on Youtube, last time I checked. It's horrible, but fascinating to listen to.

I remember Phil Hendrie going off on some long tangent and suggesting that if Saddam was involved we should nuke Iraq.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Bombadilillo posted:

Church of satan is a freelance do whatever feels good man. But not in a hippy way in a sleazy gross way.

I thought it was pretty much objectivism with ritual?

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skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Carth Dookie posted:

OTOH if they are engaging in ritual human sacrifice it's not like they're going to put that poo poo up on YouTube.

Yeah I'm sure an organization which has members like "Boyd the alcoholic industrial music troll Rice" really sacrifice people to a deity they don't even technically believe in.

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