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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

bradzilla posted:

Yeah honestly this kinda sucks because you know the only people sending confessions are the ones invited to the thread. I mean there's been like 2 confessions posted this whole week. Maybe just ask a mod if we can have this in GBS again?

I called in sick on Monday so I could watch Game of Thrones.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Hedrigall posted:

Everything I know about American schools I learnt from TV. Is it true that you talk about prom all year and everyone's a quarterback and lessons go for two minutes then the bell rings and everyone gets up while the teacher shouts out "Don't forget to read chapter three tonight!"?

I graduated over 25 years ago but to answer your questions
1) only when it is a few months away. Sr. Prom was the biggest because that's a huge party. Even the people not dating anyone would pair off for platonic date. You high level nerds or druggies wouldn't go.
2) our school sucked, so no and we were also a basketball state.
3) sometimes. The closer you get to graduation, the less the teachers give a gently caress. I had quite a few that would teach a lesson for 20 minutes and then just let you work on your own. Most didn't care if you slept or doodled, as long as you were quiet.

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 9, 2016

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Solice Kirsk posted:

One of my friends said he knew where his dad kept his Penthouses and we all called him a liar for months. Then he stole one and like 6 adolescent boys sat around a tree fort with awkward erections looking at printed porn. Kids have no idea how good they have it these days. Also the magic of finding "woods porn."

I was the most popular kid on the block for all of 6th grade when I found a few copies of Penthouse that my Dad left laying out in his home office. Some snooping also showed me where he stashed them and a few others.

Years later, when I was in my 20s and porn sites were becoming popular (mid to late 90s), I was the hero again because I showed everyone how to use brute force programs to access members only area of pay sites. I never told them about IRC rooms were you could request access to basically any site. I kept that poo poo to myself.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The best thing you can do is workout. Get a gym membership and just something for 30-60 minutes a day. The workout relieves stress and will help you sleep.

Pretty soon your body remembers that it can sleep without booze and things get better.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

cyberia posted:

Non-anonymous confession: After a year of lovely, messy break-up nonsense I filed divorce papers today and I thought it would give me a huge sense of relief but I actually just feel sad and lonely.

:woop: There's no such thing as closure :woop:

Who ever remarries first wins. Or if you're older, start banging someone younger than him/her.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I hope pee goon is a women because how does a male confuse cum and piss?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Sorry to derail but CYE is best because it's basically uncensored George and no laugh track

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CxRH-zYcIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7BgOYPNTlA

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
During an Ontario winter it gets dark at 4:30pm. Kinda awesome if you live further up north but you better be prepared to be snowed in for 3 or 4 days at a time.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
WorkHusbandGoon - sex after menopause happens quite often. Talk to your wife. If she's having hormone issues or pain during sex, there are medical ways around this. Maybe it's an emotional thing. She may be feeling her age and just "not sexy" to you anymore. Just talk to her, get counselling as a couple or individually.

Screwing some 20 year old at the office won't do you any good. You attracted to her because she's replacing the feelings that you usually get from your wife. Oh sure, loving her for a while would be great but if it would cost you your marriage and eventually workWife is going to move on and you'll be left with nothing.

Resolve the issues with your wife. If you work it out, great. If you both decide to go different ways, that's good to. At least you'll know and have closure.

Also having an affair in the office is NEVER a good idea but that's another discussion.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I kinda feel like we had this masturbation is cheating argument in the r/relationships thread.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

"Cheating" isn't an addiction but sex can be. Go see a therapist before you ruin any more lives.

quote:

"yeah, I've still got it, I can pull these amazing looking women"

This is code for, "I have no self esteem so I seek validation in others to feel good about myself".

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Bailey Jay is awesome :colbert:

Edit: for midget laughing goon, you really owe it to yourself to get over to the Howard Stern Megathread in RGD and learn aaaaalllllll you can about the best thing about the show, Eric the Midget /Eric the Actor.

How are you not mention Hank the Angry Dwarf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJwDnUiijk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz98YvU9_co

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Cheating Goon. I have never seen a relationship last that started out where one or both parties were cheating.

Also lol at saying or being told "I Love You" on a first date.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

timp posted:

One of my biggest regrets is not regging back when I first discovered SA in 2001

I seriously debated making that anonymous

same here. I think I found out about this place from Fark but didn't sign up until I started working from home years later.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Back in the day before we had probation, I can remember that you had to actually consider what you posted or suffer a ban. Now it just seems that if you follow the basic rules and not be a creepy goon you'll be ok.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I've heard ham steak but never pork steak

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