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So are we just burning through the last ones you had our do you still get them from time to time? Just wondering since we're trying to keep this clandestine how we're gonna get more confessions. Good to see it back though!
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H.H posted:Sad dad Man that sucks. If it feels like it's too much maybe you guys should speak to a grief counselor. Sometimes talking helps immensely. Edit: Maybe take a vacation? Get away from work and focus on yourself and family. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Jun 5, 2016 17:07
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Already Kane and monkey guy! All we need now is dude that wrote the three page love letter and a follow up from the goon who's boss fell in love with him, he got her fired, then started dating her!
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Kitchner posted:Trust me dude, you are special. 
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Jun 9, 2016 05:00
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DOOP posted:I just want to hear again from the goon who was sexually harassed by his boss, then went on a date with her Me too. That was my favorite of the last thread.
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Jun 10, 2016 19:54
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H.H posted:Hey anonymous confession thread. I have sinned. Don't feel bad. We've all had the occasional slump buster. It was a slump buster right?
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Jun 13, 2016 15:55
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So she took it better because it was a sports reference? Think maybe she was a keeper dude.
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Kitchner posted:She just found it funny because she was pretty cool. I just hooked up with her once and then it became a regular thing, but I referred to her as a slump buster to one of my mates and he kept using it so I confessed to her before his fat mouth landed me in it by accident. She single?
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Jun 14, 2016 17:02
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See, you hosed up son. Any girl that laughs or understands sports analogies is usually a keeper. Typically it means they have a good relationship with their father, which is a big deal.
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Jun 14, 2016 18:22
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loquacius posted:This might seem like a weird place for me to say Bartenders are a good source of drunken therapy too. I've gotten some pretty decent advice from bartenders over the years. They're not usually your friends, they listen to drunk people for a living, and they see all sorts of poo poo. The poor man's therapist!
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Jun 16, 2016 15:41
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but it sounds like you need some bro
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Hey H.H., have you asked the mods if you can bring this back to GBS? In sure they wouldn't care so long as you don't release really stupid confessions. Or ones about loving the owners pregnant wife.
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Jun 17, 2016 12:37
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Pretty sure H.H. would be the one dealing with them since it was emailed to him.
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Jun 19, 2016 16:03
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My not anonymous confession is I hate your new av loquacious.
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Jun 20, 2016 17:29
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H.H posted:Host with the most Start going to other people's places after drinking. Just tell everyone that you're a little sick of your place. Or just stay in and drink by yourself once or twice a month. There's nothing wrong with drinking in solitary so long as it's not a crutch for something else. I like drinking by myself and writing music for instance. Or even just getting drunk and playing a video game. Getting away from people is good sometimes.
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Jun 28, 2016 20:51
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It's because it's not in GBS and I'm assuming H.H. hasn't got the go ahead to reopen it there since he hasn't done it yet.
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Jul 5, 2016 16:15
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Agreed. The mods are all too busy making fun of Windows98 to notice a new confessions thread.
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H.H posted:Folks, what should we ask LadyAmbien to change the thread title to? Mod Approved Anon Confessions/Creative Writing Thread
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So both my parents were teachers, my sister is a teacher, and a bunch of my friends are teachers. Coming from this view point I can tell you that teachers have always said that the kids they get are garbage and don't want to learn no matter what generation we're talking about. My parents said it about my generation and now my friends and sister are saying it about the new genration. I've noticed that teachers only really remember either exemplary kids or total thriving poo poo bags as well. So they're gonna get more poo poo bags than amazing kids just because that's the way the world works and won't really remember the other 80% of kids that just did their work semi-well and moved out of their classes. I'll agree that they don't get paid as well as they should, and the poo poo they have to see would break most people's hearts (my dad watched a kid become more and more depressed and abused until he committed suicide and the school system as well as my dad tried to do everything they could to get him away from that environment, but to no avail).
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Jul 8, 2016 17:01
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Haier posted:The problem with kids is the same like with dogs. On their own at home they might be just fine and calm. When you put two together, they start getting rowdy. 20-30 of them and there's no way you're going to get them all to calm down just by shouting at them or expecting them to behave. Remember, please spay or neuter your kids. Maybe we should take after Childhood's End and send all our kids off to an island to be raised by aliens and not allow any adult contact with them until they evolve into energy and get meshed into the galactic hivemind/existence. Be easier than trying to fix the US educational system at least.
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Jul 8, 2016 19:18
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Anthropomorphic dildo knowledge once again brings people together and improves lives!
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Jul 10, 2016 04:46
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Report your parents and renew your Netflix agreement so you dint miss anymore episodes of The Americans.
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Jul 11, 2016 05:18
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Red Suit posted:Gay dudes are officially a privileged group now, or so I've heard Gay white dudes that are dating/married to other gay white dudes are the most priviledged group out of all the groups because they: 1. are white 2. are a same race couple 3. do not have a woman around to gently caress up 1 or 2
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Jul 12, 2016 18:05
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Not a day goes by that I don't wish I was gay because simply waking up and playing video games and drinking while one of us stops to give the other a blowjob every hour or so sounds like a perfectly civilized way to spend an evening and none, none, of my girlfriends have been OK with that yet. It is I that is the more for suffering.
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Jul 12, 2016 19:21
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H.H posted:I won a lot on the lottery. Like $750,000+ after taxes but I am not going to cash the ticket in until a month and a half from now when my daughter turns 18 so my whore of an ex wife won't get any of the income for child support. You do realize that since the lottery drawing was while your daughter was still under 18 that your wife can sue for that portion of winnings owed her right? And she will win. Easily. Maybe if it was a scratch ticket you could pull it off. Maybe.
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Jul 12, 2016 20:31
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Unless she is super stupid she is going to have a lawyer look into anything that happens for him ever. If you're gonna do it then I say wait until it's like the last month to claim the prize and then do it. Hoot it up to everyone you know and then immediately turn it in. That will at least seem like you just now won and the ex may not look into it.
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Jul 12, 2016 20:46
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Or, since you're rich now, maybe you can...*ahem....have her taken care of.
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Jul 12, 2016 21:05
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Well that one girl from Final Fight was trans. Roxy or something.
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Jul 13, 2016 00:08
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They should turn that series into a video game so everyone can complain about it not including otherkin.
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Jul 13, 2016 00:58
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Hopper posted:You could almost say anti-gay is as old as Christian and Islamic religion...  Now you've done it! You just opened up this entire thread to terrorism.
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Jul 13, 2016 17:45
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I wanna hear your confession of what food you stole to be honest.
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Jul 13, 2016 20:24
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:getvaccinated: and  should just be the same thing.
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bradzilla posted:The extent of my "talk" was my dad telling me "A stiff pecker has no conscience" and wouldn't ya know it he was right My talk was my dad saying, "Watch out for yourself. Don't believe them if they say they're on the pill or clean. Put a drat condom on." It was good advice and even though I didn't always follow it I never caught anything!
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Jul 14, 2016 00:21
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skeletonotherkin posted:Wow I feel old, my first porn was left behind magazines from my college bound older brother. I didn't have the internet until highschool. One of my friends said he knew where his dad kept his Penthouses and we all called him a liar for months. Then he stole one and like 6 adolescent boys sat around a tree fort with awkward erections looking at printed porn. Kids have no idea how good they have it these days. Also the magic of finding "woods porn."
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Jul 14, 2016 13:54
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A good grandpa.
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Jul 14, 2016 15:01
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When I was about 13 or 14 I was sleeping over at a friends house and we decided to sneak around in his dad's office looking for porn and we found a blank video which we figured was one. When we popped it in I got to see my friend's mom getting her rear end hosed by his dad. I thought it was hilarious. My friend did not share that opinion. I should have included that story during my best man toast. Oh well.
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loquacius posted:Living with multiple hot women and making no moves but jerking off constantly is a pretty believable goon story, yeah  I'm sorry buddy. I've talked my way out sex or misplayed my hand too many times to count. Including screwing up two bar hookups in this last month alone.
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Jul 14, 2016 18:30
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SciFiDownBeat posted:my brother came out halfway through high school and was pissed that he didn't get as much attention for it as the gay jock did. he was essentially a male version of a mean girl and didn't keep a "best friend" for more than a few months so that might have had something to do with it. I would watch a military movie based around surfing. Like a Saving Private Ryan, but they are storming the beaches on surf boards and the Nazis are trying to shut down the Youth Center instead of systematically annihilating giant swaths of humanity.
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Sir_Charles posted:You're in luck, friend Oh I've seen it, I think my WWII beach movie would be better though. Imagine if you will a bunch of surfing soldiers in board shorts and battle helmets and when they hit the beach the Nazis are running around putting out their beach bonfires and kicking sand onto their girlfriends while they're sunbathing.
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Arkanomen posted:GERRY DONT SURF   
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I slept with a dude's wife once and almost got shot for it. And I didn't even know she was married and never knew the guy before. That dude got off easy if all he got for it was some emotional distress and leaving a job.
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