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Ha! Bad birthday goon's wife is cheating on him.
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quote:I have been a member of SA since 2006 and have never made one post.  Get the hell out new blood!
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Aug 31, 2016 20:11
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COOL CORN posted:oh please I'm older than I look! 2001/2. Couldn't remember the email password when I got banned in 2003 or so.
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SneakyFrog posted:weed costs money, that dog needs a job too Better hope it's a working breed then. If its a big dog then I'm assuming it is. Are there nonwork big dog breeds? They're usually some sort of hunting/work breeds right?
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Sep 1, 2016 19:45
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KomodoWagon posted:Chihuahuas were actually bred as working dogs, so they're cool so long as they are raised properly as all dogs should be. They're made for killing rats, which is more metal than whatever you goons do for a living. Pommeranians can eat a chode though. So were rat terriers, but they aren't tiny shivering mutants with bad hearts.
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Sep 2, 2016 00:12
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Jose posted:there is/was someone killing cats in an area of london. they were up to like 50 when i saw the story Some one needs to explain being a "pussy slayer" to this guy again.
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Sep 6, 2016 14:52
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Huh, didn't know a sexual relationship could exist with out French kissing. It's the first drat base!
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Sep 6, 2016 15:08
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This is what happens when you try to slap labels on everything. I'm a straight guy that's attracted to women with dark hair and blue eyes. I'm a special snow flake. They don't make many of me.
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Sep 6, 2016 15:28
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Sounds like being in a relationship with a hooker. I don't care if you rail my rear end, but NO KISSING! I'm not making that mistake again! It was what I would imagine dating a plumber would be like. Spends all day professionally cleaning pipes, so gets home and doesn't even wanna thing about cleaning another.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:28
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I can't imagine jerking off with soap more than once.... It's typically not nice to your skin after you've stroked it deep into your pores for 15 minutes plus have you ever gotten soap in your urethra? Holy poo poo that's horrible. The burning pee hole only adds authenticity to the simulated sex.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:10
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Don't they have cameras on the sides of the ship so they can see if someone pushed someone else off?
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Sep 7, 2016 23:35
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Well that just sounds super easy! Let the sea bury the body!.....I mean....that's disturbing.
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Sep 8, 2016 02:34
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Stop running Falling Off Butthole Goon. Use a rowing machine or something with less friction for a few weeks and see how that works.
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Sep 11, 2016 02:47
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STEAK IS A MEDIUM RARELY DONE WELL!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 11, 2016 04:31
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runupon cracker posted:Oh yeah, I'm still the metalhead nerd. But nowadays I have buzzed hair and wear sweaters. Pouser!
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Sep 12, 2016 20:28
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I hosed a stripper in an alley by a dumpster once. But I used my weiner and it was inside her vagina. I think that confessor had the better idea.
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Sep 13, 2016 03:08
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Sup.
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Sep 13, 2016 03:28
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Dawncloack posted:Yeah, but.... have you clicked in the pic and checked the author? "Shaved for viewing"
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Sep 13, 2016 12:32
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South Park had a whole show about this!
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Sep 13, 2016 23:12
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Which episode? The tourettes one. Le Infante Tourette I think?
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cyberia posted:Double-life goon, I really hope your crackhead mistress doesn't know your surname, your phone number or where you live because if you dump her she will absolutely come and ruin your loving life by telling your wife everything you've been doing. I'm pretty sure the "solution" he's talking about is giving her a hot fix and moving on.
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