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Jose posted:considering how disastrous it all is it would almost certainly look bad on a cv. its still fake though I would think "was hired to work on a failed presidential campaign" is still better to have on your record than "did nothing for a year". Plus if he was trying for another political job with the GOP they would be aware of his work with trump anyway.
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What is with goons having to add in the little intro like "heh, I'm a pretty big deal in coupons & deals" or whatever when it's entirely irrelevant to the confession? Anyway I can sympathize with not wanting to be married to someone anymore following a major life change like that. There are lots of people who get married and think they love each other, but w hen they are forced to wipe their rear end or whatever things that confessor doesn't like doing, they might realize that maybe their love wasn't actually that deep. Staying in a marriage out of a sense of obligation is the worst idea. His last paragraph is stupid though. Give her what she's e ntitled to legally through the divorce. Trying to tell a judge "but this isn't the person I married!" will just make you look like an rear end in a top hat and you'll still have to pay up, probably more than if you tried to be civil about it.
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Aug 16, 2016 14:30
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I'm curious now, which ones are the fake ones from the same guy? I did notice a lot have a similar writing style. I mean, I assume 90% of these are fake anyway but I just assumed it was a bunch of different people trying their hand at writing fake boring stories. e: hotdog rear end goon - why a hot dog in particular? I would think you'd want something much less wobbly and liable to break apart. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Aug 16, 2016 16:09
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I'd kill for even a chance at tenure somewhere, I don't know how you could be that careless. Even if you're in the backwaterest part of the south I'd imagine dropping a hard N verbally is at least partially frowned upon by some people, I don't care how hung over you are, you should know that.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:07
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Jastiger posted:He's right though. Except he's not. Maybe there is a point to be made about ESL students not being great right away at writing papers, but intelligence isn't racial - some of the most prominent historically people in my field are/were minorities and much smarter than I'll ever be.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:32
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Ok you guys are right I'll get right on calling my chinese colleagues some slurs and cease working with them.
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Aug 16, 2016 21:36
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He certainly looks the part. I don't remember him at all in American Pie but it's been forever since I've seen that. And yeah, for that "professor" goon, his work really better "stand on its own" if he wants to continue working in that field, because nobody is going to want to hire him, coauthor papers with him or grant him any funding after something like that. I'm hoping it's some super esoteric field too so he'll have nothing to turn to but bagging groceries or whatever afterward. It's almost certainly fake though - I've always maintained that you don't necessarily have to be incredibly smart to get a PhD, but there's definitely a lower limit which he would have to be way under for him to do that.
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Aug 17, 2016 06:51
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Invalid wife goon, nobody (I think) was mad at you for wanting a divorce, it's the way you're going about it, trying to make sure she doesn't get anything in the divorce. Closet goon, you're an adult. Just think about it rationally. If there's some supernatural monster living in your closet, a locked door would likely not stop it. If it wanted to hurt you, why didn't it when you were a helpless kid? If it wanted to hurt you but is only capable of cracking the door open a little, why would you be scared of it? Besides, how do you know "it" just won't follow you to your next home after you destroy its closet (and after you get out of jail for arson)? If you really can't get over it by thinking it through, just sleep inside your closet one night. I guarantee you you'll wake up wondering what you were so afraid of, and also realizing how uncomfortable it is to sleep in a closet. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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Aug 17, 2016 07:28
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I'd like to see the goon hooker (e: sorry, "sex worker") that apparently can't scrounge up enough money for more than a frozen pizza a night. What is she charging, like 10 bucks an hour?
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Aug 19, 2016 07:07
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Tardcore posted:Aren't pimps still a thing? if she has one it's possible he takes a large cut of her business Well the way she talks ("major city", getting enough to get out of the "industry" in a few months etc) she sounds like she considers herself a "high class" escort which probably don't have a pimp as often as the street level ones. But at the same time there's the frozen pizza thing so nothing is adding up unless there's a huge unspoken "I can only buy the pizza because I spent the rest on heroin" story they aren't telling. Or they're making it up and just wanted to call that guy a piece of poo poo
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Aug 19, 2016 07:22
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I'm pretty sure that confessor is just someone trying to bait people into admitting they've used hookers before by them contradicting "her".
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Aug 19, 2016 20:35
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I know the braces goon is pretty young but drat, how stupid could you be? All it would have taken is a couple dentist visits, a few hours tops and your teeth would have been fine. Now you're going to have to pay out the rear end for whatever it takes to fix your self-inflicted problem. What were you thinking, that they'd just stay there forever?
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Aug 21, 2016 07:50
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Stefan Prodan posted:I don't even get the conveyor belt thing. Maybe because I've never been in a factory but I can't imagine how you just, like, wouldn't notice the belt is on? Like a bunch of people just walk up and fuckin flop down on the belt without even looking at it to see if it's moving? This sounds like the fakest one yet to me Yeah seriously. Surely any factory would have some kind of warning like a bell or something before something like that starts up, or at least the guy turning it on would be like "hey assholes get off the belt I'm turning it on". You would also expect the speed knob to be at least somewhere in the vicinity of the On button, so why didn't the guy turning it on notice it? That's even before yo u get into the physics of it - what kind of conveyor belt moves fast enough to gently caress people up that badly?
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Aug 21, 2016 17:30
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Please don't call up some girl from your childhood and be all "hey remember when you showed your vagina off for a candy bar?". If she wants or wanted to press charges she will, she doesn't need you to swoop in and save her. Did they at least honor the deal and give her the candy by the way?
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Aug 22, 2016 14:04
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H.H posted:I fly a UFO for the United States Government. No you don't. Even the most highly paid government employees (at least, in science and non-political jobs) that work on top secret stuff dont make a whole lot more than 100-150k. Presumably if your job existed it would have bonuses that the public wouldn't have knowledge of, but three quarters of a million? From the government? Not buying it. That's even before you get into the silly poo poo like having to spend all the money and having to kill yourself after. Nobody would accept that. Life isn't some weird mashup of Brewster's Millions and Men in Black. Also you wouldn't call it a "UFO" if you know what it is.
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Aug 23, 2016 11:36
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Drunken Baker posted:I'm also distraught that we now know a lot of these are faked and sent in by one goon. WE TRUSTED YOU! There are people who thought all/most of these were true? I guess it's not surprising because there were people in threads like those 50 foot ant ones about nazi ghosts and poo poo that believed him, but especially the ones that are like "I'm super badass mysterious and i'm basically a psycopath+serial killer i'm so scary and not a boring unemployed guy who never leaves home" and the alien-related ones have always been obviously fake.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:37
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Second confessor: have you ever heard of loving paragraphs
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Aug 27, 2016 19:58
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I'm sure there's a cult out there for you, cult goon. Have you had your carpets cleaned lately?
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Aug 30, 2016 05:50
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Drunk making out goon, it sounds like everyone in that story (except your wife) is way overblowing this. I mean, cutting off all contact with a friend just because they got drunk and did something stupid? There has to be more to it than you're telling us (i.e. you've done similar things every single other time you go out with them and this was just the last straw, or the girl you made out with was passed out/didn't want to be making out with you), because otherwise it doesn't make a lot of sense. Plastic surgery goon, if you're making that kind of money why in the hell would you still be living with your parents? Stop spending money on a fake rear end and buy a house. Also find a doctor/surgeon with ethics, they shouldn't be operating on a clearly mentally ill person no matter how much money you throw at them.
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Aug 30, 2016 09:10
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It says right on the money who it is how is this a problem someone who can read has?
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Aug 31, 2016 06:48
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Hopper posted:Honestly, I don't know who or what is on our bills either. I have seen it and would probably go "of course" when I look at money again, but I so rarely pay cash, who cares? The numbers are important anyway. At least in the US it's kind of ridiculous to not even know who is on the 1 and 5. I can understand maybe not knowing off the top of your head the 10 or 20 (although for most people a 20 is the bill you probably handle most since it's the default ATM bill so Jackson should be pretty familiar to you), but George Washington and Abraham Lincoln aren't exactly obscure figures, and just from media/music you should at least know that 100s are benjamins/franklins/whatever even if you don't know who Benjamin Franklin is somehow.
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Aug 31, 2016 08:53
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loquacius posted:I thought the poo poo on the Euro was stuff like famous buildings or whatever because every European historical figure is loved by half of Europe and hated by the other half. Does Germany actually still use its own national currency? I thought they were like the face of the EU. They've got the Euro and I just checked mine and there are no faces, just buildings. I know the Swiss have both people and other stuff like buildings or whatever though and also their 20 franc bill is bright pink.
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Aug 31, 2016 13:51
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H.H posted:I'm a huge bitch baby that has zero self-confidence. If it weren't for the "breaking up with" part, implying they've had multiple relationships, I'd swear that's Mr Tastee of bad e/n threads fame.
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Sep 1, 2016 06:53
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Many neighbors are very, very nosy and would almost certainly notice a teenager kicking down a door in broad daylight. The only unbelievable part was that the neighbor walked in on him and not a couple cops with their guns pointing at him...but maybe she recognized him or saw that it was just some kid and wasn't scared of hi m. Was 99% sure that was going to end up in (probably made-up) rape though so I thought it had a relatively happy ending.
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Sep 7, 2016 12:49
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VanSandman posted:also lol daughter of pissbitch is pretty funny poo poo, if its fake it should end here, any more twists will just be ridiculous. Never going to happen. Goons never know when to quit - just look at any successful thread in the history of this place. Starts out great, they start enjoying the attention and feel compelled to continue to ramp up the action until the attention goes away.
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Sep 8, 2016 14:38
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When I've gone to ren fairs the axe throw guy was always the lowest energy goony guy working there. It's a bullshit game anyway the axes are almost impossible to get to stick in the wood compared to the stars/knives.
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Sep 9, 2016 07:45
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You're going to end up living with your junkie girlfriend behind a dumpster sooner or later first goon. Or more likely, as soon as you get divorced and stop being able to buy her drugs she'll move on to the next mark. You deserve everything that is coming to you. Jastiger goon, your confessions are the only things more boring to me than actual Jastiger posts. Stop sending them please.
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loquacius posted:Oddly enough what rang the most false to me about the Shkreli one was the "would gently caress again" rating at the end I could buy it if they're one of those people who think they can get a piece of his money by being in a relationship with him but yeah, almost certainly fake like everything else. Even if it is true it's not particularly interesting. Could have at least made something embarassing up like saying he was into pegging or something. Babyfur guy, you sound like you know what you're doing is hosed up but think it's OK just because you hide it. That's not really a healthy way to deal with your problems. Stop making GBS threads yourself and do something that will actually help you instead of drive you deeper into whatever is wrong with you. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Sep 20, 2016 |
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