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the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!
I don't give a poo poo about gamergate but this:

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I took screenshots of them saying I Hope This Slut Gets Raped poo poo and used a burner fb account to send them to the GFs along with links to the comments themselves. I even used that web page archiver thing that gamergate weirdos are obsessed with. I only got one response and it just said "what the gently caress is this" but when I checked back a month later the guys' comments were gone and their relationship statuses were all blank

is good poo poo. People saying horrendous poo poo online and having it come back to bite them in the rear end will always be funny. Thanks for the laugh anonymous goon, I don't even care if you made it all up.


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Solice Kirsk posted:

I saw a UFO once, but I was like 6 or 7 so who knows what it really was. I was still scared of dead trees back then soooooo imaginations and all that.

I saw one when I was about 16. I don't necessarily think it was an alien ship or anything, but at the time I was a huge airplane nerd and this thing moved in ways that didn't match up with any plane or helicopter I knew of. It was dead silent too, at a time (1990-91 or so) when anything flying that close overhead was still loud enough to hear on the ground.

the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Aug 24, 2016

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the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

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I feel like this thread has awakened something deeply uncomfortable.

I have this boss, and ever since I read this thread, I cant stop fantasizing about her pissing on me. And, yes, calling me her "pissbitch." This has become the single most arousing thouht that I ever had.

Here's the twist; I'm a woman, and I had always considered myself completely straight. Up until now I had never had a single sexual thought about another woman. I've even tried looking at porn of guys peeing on girls, but it just doesn't do anything for me. Girl-peeing-on-girl porn does a bit, but nothing like if I close my eyes and picturte my boss standing over me while i'm kneeling and just pissing on me, calling me names, making me call her mommy.

My fiance has no idea, but I think he's starting to wonder why I'm not really interested in having sex with him anymore.

Clearly what you need to do is have your fiancé dress up like a woman and pee on you. This way you get your 'pissed on by (what appears to be) a woman' itch scratched and your fiancé solves the mystery of why you don't want to gently caress anymore. Everyone gets what they want and there's no way it could possibly go wrong.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Don't they have cameras on the sides of the ship so they can see if someone pushed someone else off?

I think most modern cruise ships have security cameras but those things are so huge that there are still plenty of blind spots. Lots of staterooms have balconies, for example, so it would be pretty easy to push someone out there and not be caught on a camera.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

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LingcodKilla posted:

So he hosed up trying to cut a hole in the tent to piss out of?

If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Did this inspire you to get beefy? To get real beefy?

Well it inspired me to piss in the backpack full of stuff that he'd left in the tent.

So, maybe?

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