I bought a shotgun the other day

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

he also likes to kill capitalists which is another good point

# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:54

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# ? May 4, 2024 12:02

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

so what game is that in your genesis? Mutant League Hockey? Road Rash 3? General Chaos? Or is it some other, lesser EA game?

# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:56

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Road Rash was so good on console and so poo poo as a PC remake

# ? Jun 4, 2016 23:57

Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

The Sphinxster posted:

Road Rash was so good on console and so poo poo as a PC remake

Terrible on your mom.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 07:40

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

try this OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2Bkk7pmFdU&t=50s

# ? Jun 5, 2016 07:41

BLARGHLE: Oct 2, 2013; But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.; Yams Fan

I have a Mossberg 500, and the sights are so far off that they're basically useless. Like "the gun shoots 3" to the left at 10 yards" useless.

It's otherwise a pretty nice shotgun, just don't expect to hit anything with it.

Welp, that's my Mossberg story

# ? Jun 5, 2016 08:02

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

Frankenstyle posted:

You should have bought a breech loader so you can smoke weed through it.

You just need the right technique to do it with a pump action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-RGlLePnI

# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:09

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Please use it on me and then urslef

# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:17

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

the perfect crime would be to make a shotgun out of ice

# ? Jun 5, 2016 09:29

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

you're not fooling me, op. based on the old tv, console, and jurassic park poster, this photo is clearly about 20 years old

# ? Jun 5, 2016 10:08

mag: Feb 9, 2007; fuck this

i'm out

do you use grease on it or coconut oil? i heard it was better to use coconut oil.

mag fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jun 5, 2016

# ? Jun 5, 2016 10:17

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

NHLPA '93 in the Genesis

Fun game I've played it a lot I bet I could beat you at it.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 10:25

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

I bet if you took the shot out of a 12 gauge shell, you could replace it with spree hard candies and then be like "Hey guys, check it out! Spree shooting!" and then your friends could be like, "Jesus Christ. We need to get that gun away from him. He is in his thirties."

# ? Jun 5, 2016 11:01

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Please get a scribd account for your manifesto and use a decent font op

# ? Jun 5, 2016 11:59

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

You don't look the pastebin type so please avoid that.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 12:01

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm mentally ill and I walked into a store and walked out with a deadly weapon. Living in America loving pwns. I don't know anything about guns so I just asked the clerk what to get for home defense and he said to get this Mossberg model 88. Looks p cool but I haven't got a chance to shoot it yet.

And before you ask, yes I have a small penis and yes I am insecure about it and yes this makes me feel strong and manly.

Look at this loser. Blows money on a shotgun instead of moving out the attic at your mother's house. Your stepdad Steve is gonna be pissed.

Hell you could have bought a proper TV and console at the very least

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:25

pretty good aggro deck: Dec 31, 2007; Extinct!

home defence more like bedroom defence

this is an important distinction

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:30

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

1500quidporsche posted:

This was my favorite scene in Full Metal Jacket.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:32

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

BLARGHLE posted:

I have a Mossberg 500, and the sights are so far off that they're basically useless. Like "the gun shoots 3" to the left at 10 yards" useless.

It's otherwise a pretty nice shotgun, just don't expect to hit anything with it.

Welp, that's my Mossberg story

try adjusting them?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:33

Varg: Jan 13, 2007; A friendly face.

Lol shotguns are probably the worst weapon for self defense that store totally owned you

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:48

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

a few claymore mines are the best thing for home defense. if it gets to the point where you're having to engage with a shotgun, you've already lost :twisted:

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:52

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Did you check to see if it fit your mouth?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:56

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

It's the first thing I'd check if I was you

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:56

new friend from school: May 19, 2008; by Azathoth

Varg posted:

Lol shotguns are probably the worst weapon for self defense that store totally owned you

Bet you'll change your tune real quick when you hear that dreaded "clack-tch" while trying to break into OP's goon hovel

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:56

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

There's an intruder in the house! Better get my shotgun and call out, "Who's there motherfucker" and then you realise that you have repeated this lonely practice every hour, on the hour, for the last five days in one of your irregular moments of sleeplessness, and that the intruder is you

# ? Jun 5, 2016 13:58

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Please put down the guns, all the guns, put them into a locker, and instead buy some shells of anti-psychotic meds, or if you really need something to defend yourself from your demons, try buying a nintendo wii

# ? Jun 5, 2016 14:04

divx: Aug 21, 2005

i'm glad you can keep your puckins safe now

# ? Jun 5, 2016 14:09

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

That's a great gun and you seem like a great guy doing great things with cool weapons and everyone loves you and this this entire concept.
If I could, I'd send you a digital photograph of me saluting an american flag with a picture of your face on it while I cried patriotically and saluted your gun and the things your gun could potentially shoot.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:39

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

I bet you could gently caress that gun.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:56

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I'm mentally ill and I walked into a store and walked out with a deadly weapon. Living in America loving pwns. I don't know anything about guns so I just asked the clerk what to get for home defense and he said to get this Mossberg model 88. Looks p cool but I haven't got a chance to shoot it yet.

And before you ask, yes I have a small penis and yes I am insecure about it and yes this makes me feel strong and manly.

Are you white me

# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:57

InterceptorV8: Mar 9, 2004; Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

Maverick 88, congrats on your first gun!

Get some Hevi-shot and go with the flow.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:11

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

I love when teenagers play with shotguns.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-violence-shootings-20160603-story.html

quote:

Cops: Boy, 16, killed in accidental shooting in Bridgeport

16-year-old boy was killed in what police and family say was an accidental shooting in the Bridgeport neighborhood Friday morning.

Christian Bandemer of the 900 block of West 36th Street was pronounced dead at the scene after being shot in the chest with a shotgun at 11:35 a.m., according to police and the Cook County medical examiner's office.

The teen was shot in the 3500 block of South Parnell Avenue after he was being shown the shotgun by a lifelong friend and a cousin when it accidentally went off, according to Rudy Bandemer the boy's older half-brother.

Outside the family's Bridgeport bungalow, the boy was remembered for being a goofy, lanky, happy-go-lucky youth who grew up in the neighborhood.

"He was not a gang member. That was not what the shooting was about," said the older half-brother. "He was a good kid."

According to family, the friend and the cousin had the shotgun when it went off. Another cousin heard the shotgun blast, but had no idea it was a gunshot, or that it fatally struck the teen.

"That kid (who showed the gun) has lived on this block his entire life," said Rudy Bandemer.

The block is a mix of older homes, some two story apartments and some newly constructed tow homes on the east side of the street.

The cousin and the friend with the shotgun were still speaking with police Friday afternoon, according to the family.

Bandemer, a kid with shaggy blond hair and blue eyes, turned 16 in February and spent most of his time with friends in the neighborhood.

"He was with the wrong people at the wrong time," said his cousin Jennifer Rogulich. "It's a sad situation."

Both of Bandemer's parents were devastated by the news. His father frantically called his oldest son with the news. "He was breathing hard," Rudy Bandemer recalled. "He was running hard to the scene the whole time."

According to police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi, the teen was playing with a shotgun with a friend when the gun accidentally discharged and hit the boy in the chest. A shotgun was found in a yard nearby, police said.

The boy was pronounced dead at the scene.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:00

Man Whore: Jan 6, 2012; ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
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1500quidporsche posted:

This was my favorite scene in Full Metal Jacket.

ruddiger posted:

I love when teenagers play with shotguns.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-chicago-violence-shootings-20160603-story.html

"accidentally"

Man Whore fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Jun 5, 2016

# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:18

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Shotguns are bullshit unless it's an over/under.

# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:32

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

which leg are you planning on accidentally blowing off op?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 22:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.