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I'm mentally ill and I walked into a store and walked out with a deadly weapon. Living in America loving pwns. I don't know anything about guns so I just asked the clerk what to get for home defense and he said to get this Mossberg model 88. Looks p cool but I haven't got a chance to shoot it yet. And before you ask, yes I have a small penis and yes I am insecure about it and yes this makes me feel strong and manly. 
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Jun 3, 2016 14:54
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if you think that's bad you should have seen my room a couple months ago
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Jun 3, 2016 14:59
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I don't smoke drugs I smoke clowns like you on the b-ball court
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Jun 3, 2016 15:03
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I don't want any thieves breaking in to steal my laserdisc collection
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Jun 3, 2016 15:18
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I have a sega genesis and a lot of old videogame consoles because I'm cool. Still don't have a girlfriend though for some reason
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Jun 3, 2016 15:33
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fire shot is very effective against plant-types
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Jun 3, 2016 15:41
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your mom is comfortable enough when I stick my barrel in her mouth
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Jun 3, 2016 16:06
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wtf does dab mean I can't keep up with all the new slang; I'm old
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Jun 3, 2016 16:26
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NHLPA '93 in the Genesis Fun game I've played it a lot I bet I could beat you at it.
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Jun 5, 2016 10:25
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Bip Roberts posted:The best home defense weapon is a vest with 4 kilograms of military grade RDX and about 100-200 ball bearings pressed into the plasticizer. can you buy that at a pawn shop?
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Jun 6, 2016 05:07
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They had some mosin nagants at the pawn shop but they were all like $500 I'm gonna have to collect a lot more cans for that
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Jun 6, 2016 05:26
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Roylicious posted:If someone broke into my house (which is already really unlikely but alright) I'd rather just let them have the TV or whatever rather than kill them. Why would you let yourself be victimized
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Jun 6, 2016 23:53
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I live in a safe neighborhood I don't think anyone will break in. I didn't buy a gun for home invaders. I bought a gun because I'm a weak beta and I want to feel powerful.
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Jun 6, 2016 23:56
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You need a CRT television for retro systems. Lol just lol if you play Sega Genesis on an HDTV
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Jun 6, 2016 23:57
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of the two ranges near here one says no shotguns allowed and the other says "shotguns must be authorized by staff" I might just have to practice in the backyard and hope no busybody neighbors call the cops
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