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Facebook is the place to find out that all of your old friends are dumber/more racist than you thought they were
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Monkey Fracas posted:Facebook is the place to find out that all of your old friends are dumber/more racist than you thought they were I'm surprised by how many of my friends are staunch Trump supporters. Well ex friends.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:48
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Monkey Fracas posted:Facebook is the place to find out that all of your old friends are dumber/more racist than you thought they were Also I use it to find out when my favourite music comes out.
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Jun 8, 2016 17:57
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Jun 8, 2016 18:00
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vyst posted:You new around these parts? *incredulous stare* I can't believe you went and repeated a line from a picture being posted in here... *mouth hangs slack-jaw agape*... What kind of weirdo are you?... *eyes bugging out*... Y-you actually s-sat there and plagiarised one of the pics; used it's exact w-words in your post... *voice getting increasingly more high pitched*... How brazen! How weird! YOU BRAZEN WEIRD MONSTER, VYST! STOP BEING WEIRD!!! *runs out aghast, overcome by the weirdness of such a weirdo who could weirdly post so weird like that*
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Jun 8, 2016 18:05
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*me a few minutes ago* oh nice this should be a good new GBS picture thread *cut to now* 
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Jun 8, 2016 18:06
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Jun 8, 2016 18:08
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Most won't get it...
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Jun 8, 2016 18:08
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Op were you okay when you scribbled the names using your mouse when you could have made colored boxes
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Jun 8, 2016 18:12
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Op were you okay when you scribbled the names using your mouse when you could have made colored boxes
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Jun 8, 2016 18:14
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Anderron Shi posted:Most won't get it... Well, it's not AIDS
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Jun 8, 2016 18:31
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Tbh I don't know. I'm an osx gently caress. Hell, it's still fastest to crop and screen cap my phone. I actually like your thread tho
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Jun 8, 2016 18:31
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When you’re a plus size woman, people like to say "Yeah, she's cute in the face." As if being full figured is such a disgrace. Honey, I’m cute in the face, and I’m thick in the waist. I look good whether I’m in cotton, leather, or lace. I’m beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! There's more to me than my weight, I also have a heart. Yes, my clothes may be a bigger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight. So don’t think your small frame gives you more pull, I’m a fabulous curvy woman with a figure that's full. (Copy and re-post if you agree.) let's see who does👊🏾.💯💯💯💯
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Jun 8, 2016 18:32
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Lol
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Jun 8, 2016 18:35
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This one's for you Your Dead Gay Son:
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Jun 8, 2016 18:48
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Jun 8, 2016 18:56
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I wanna see some Photoshop of trump with a beard
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Jun 8, 2016 19:30
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thathonkey posted:*me a few minutes ago* That's how I felt but then I couldn't believe the 7th one!
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Jun 8, 2016 19:50
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The internet is better now that all our mom's are ONLINE
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Jun 8, 2016 20:30
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as long as my mom never finds out about SA, I'll be ok
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Jun 8, 2016 20:36
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Ein cooler Typ posted:as long as my mom never finds out about SA, I'll be ok It would suck to be that guy microwave his mom has an account and everything.
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Jun 8, 2016 21:05
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Ein cooler Typ posted:as long as my mom never finds out about SA, I'll be ok i try to keep the forums out of our pillowtalk
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Jun 8, 2016 21:42
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I just want everyone to know I got this right. I should be in mensa apparently
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Jun 8, 2016 21:53
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compiled from a "post like you're on fb" thread a few years back: Getting some starbucks <2 minutes pass> Ugh stupid Starbucks wrote "Ashley" on my cup, my name is Ashlyygh DUH Uggghhhh traffic is soooo bad people are just driving like maniacs and why won't this guy get out of my way!!!!! - sent from mobile Finally traffic is moving now I can drive again!!! Lol guy still in my way tho - sent from mobile <2 minutes pass> Just rear-ended someone I think my car is totaled oops  FML- sent from mobile ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ ToDaY I aM GoInG 2 TeH dOCTEr 4 A cHeCK uP, ThEn I HaFtA wErK 3-5 (oMg whY), thEn I is Go2 tEh paRtY wHo eLsE iS pArTy 2niTe? Heare r My bAbY pIcS ______________________________________________________ *picture of lunch* ______________________________________________________ Atheism is so good lol look at these stupid religious people ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ UGH I'M TIRED OF BEING SUCH A NICE GUY #reddit #mensrights #atheist #fedoralife #m'lady #bitcoin #brohoof ______________________________________________________ This. This. This. Wow...just, wow. WIN THE INTERNETS! I am literally shaking. FAIL. So much win. This. Win the internets. Wow. So much fail. This. ______________________________________________________ look at how amazing my baby is, u mean the world to me <2 minutes pass> look at how beautiful my baby is HAVE YOU SEEN MY AMAZING BABY??!! ______________________________________________________ *shares pictures of abused, malnourished, and mangled dogs every day* I am doing what I can to help these dogs, I am making a difference *links to twelve different petitions to save the bees* I am changing the world, I am taking a stand ______________________________________________________ In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, comics, paintings, photos and videos, etc. (as a result of the Berner Convention). For commercial use of the above my written consent is needed at all times! (Anyone reading this can copy this text and paste it on their Facebook Wall. This will place them under protection of copyright laws, By the present communiqué, I notify Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, disseminate, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The aforementioned prohibited actions also apply to employees, students, agents and/or any staff under Facebook's direction or control. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of my privacy is punished by law (UCC 1 1-308-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are recommended to publish a notice like this, or if you prefer, you may copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile status updates ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ I am a gullible ninny who posts spurious articles about Fukushima radiation panic, vaccines being linked to autism, GMOs, "chemicals", not realizing that links to snopes and other sites debunking these topics automatically appear directly under them as "related articles" "Look, whether it`s technically true or not doesn`t matter. It just really makes you think." ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ i wish there was a DISLIKE button on facebook!! (14 likes) ______________________________________________________ A girl had ovary cancer and she was terminally going to die. so she was going to have ovary implants surgery. When the day was that she was having her surgery she said goodbye to her family and told her boyfriend she loved him. She came out of the surgery and had no cancer because she was cured. She saw her family then asked where her boyfriend was and her mom said wait didn't the doctor tell you who donated the ovaries? like if you love your boyfriend ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> _____________________________________________________ I'm gonna show everyone what a socially conscious person I am by sharing clickbait Upworthy articles each day ______________________________________________________ *Posts about a person addressing them with only pronouns so you have no idea it's their ex* ______________________________________________________ Hey guys I really think I'm getting this whole cooking thing down! *post picture of grilled cheese ______________________________________________________ This hot young girl was caught doing something crazy by her father! What happens next will blow your mind! ______________________________________________________ *reposts everything from Neil Degrasse Tyson and George Takei with the comment "LOL! This guy makes me laugh all the time!!!!!"* ______________________________________________________ Cracked: 20 Terrible Photoshops and Three That Won't Load On Your Screen ______________________________________________________ Today I saw a black lady in my white rural town at the gas station. She was wearing a fur coat, Versace sunglasses, had a Gucci purse, and was talking on her (Obama)iPhone. She was mad about them not selling her crack she could buy with her food stamps. When I told her I was a taxpayer and didn't approve of her misusing my tax dollars and she should get out of REAL America she stormed off and drove away in her Cadillac. This is what your tax dollars pay for in OBAMA's America! ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ *e-card of two Victorian-era women with some comment about how they just want to drink wine* ______________________________________________________ I swear some ppl just live to create more drama! Jesus give me strength lol ______________________________________________________ Well this is just terrible. I can't believe it. ______________________________________________________ MONKEYCHEESE! NINJA! ARENT I *RANDOM* and *WACKY*??! ______________________________________________________ if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best ______________________________________________________ Pictures of Marilyn Monroe and Audry Hepburn. ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ 49 extremely important things you need to know about us delicate introverts and how you should treat introverts with special care and always always watch what you say to introverts ______________________________________________________ *tags self at gym* wasnt able to get to the gym yesterday, so it feels good to be back! #fitness #abs #workout #lifting #facebookabs #sixpack #smile #blueeyes #feelsgreat #workingonmyfitness #healthy #goals #nopainnogain #results #selfie #painisweaknessleavingthebody #shirtless #routine #excited #YOLO #loveyourself #maybeishouldactyallyworkoutinsteadofhashtaggingbecauseseriously *tags self at work* Whooo! Starting my work shift! #makinmoney #atwork #doinwork #working #work #job #thatpromotioniscominganydaynow #hardworkpaysoff #saving #humpday #goals #future #likeaboss #likeabawse #smile #plans #lovemyjob #lovemylife #nowhereidratherbe #maybeishouldstopmakinghashtagsandactuallyclockinsothepersonimreleavingcanactuallygohomebecausetheyvehada12hrshift ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ According to ancestry.com I'm like 1/32 Cherokee so now my mission is to flood your feed with bits of phony Native American wisdom, white shame and hideous digital paintings of soaring eagles and howling wolves ______________________________________________________ GODZILLA! ______________________________________________________ real men love curves, dogs go for bones ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ #hashtag #everything #because #everyone #needs #to #be #able #to #search #for #my #statuses #kony2012 ______________________________________________________ <Completely unfunny Bitstrip> ______________________________________________________ <Buzzfeed quiz> ______________________________________________________ John Shmoe invited you to play Candy Crush! 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John Shmoe invited you to play Candy Crush! Going to bed now. Goodnight Facebook.
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"Digital paintings"
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Jun 8, 2016 22:29
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That compilation even has the weirdos with ` apostrophes 
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Jun 8, 2016 22:30
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Ein cooler Typ posted:as long as my mom never finds out about SA, I'll be ok MiracleWhale posted:i try to keep the forums out of our pillowtalk
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Jun 8, 2016 22:54
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facebook celebrity quiz time! (please take the test) http://www.starwipe.com/quiz/do-you-beliebe-911-was-inside-job-3044
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Jun 8, 2016 22:57
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Jun 8, 2016 22:59
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who the hell drives an hour to meet alf? me. I am the 8 year old. That loves alf. 
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Jun 8, 2016 23:11
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http://tinyurl.com/hw7okfg https://twitter.com/TeamLouie/status/738155497497337856
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Jun 8, 2016 23:16
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 public post china bot fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jun 9, 2016 |
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Jun 8, 2016 23:49
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I don't think I've ever been more terrified?
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Jun 8, 2016 23:52
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/740370731444404225 I wish my mom wasn't on facebook so i could post these.
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Jun 9, 2016 21:25
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Talkin double ds here
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Jun 9, 2016 21:35
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Jun 9, 2016 21:39
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I too am T. R. A. S. H.
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Jun 9, 2016 21:41
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china bot posted:
Additionally, lol @ last name of "bevis"
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