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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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This is my thread, it was made for me.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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Think about it tho. Look at this years candidates. A dried out corpse doesn't look so bad now, does it?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Worlds Smuggest posted:

You move the vertical match from the plus to make the 6 an 8. for 8-4=4,

Celluloid Sam posted:

you can also take the bottom vertical match from the 6 and put it on top of the 4 to make it 5 + 4 = 9

Bob James posted:

You can also turn equals into ≠ and just do what the gently caress ever.



Or move the center line from the 6 to make it a 0. 0+4=4

I'm starting to think this puzzle isn't very challenging at all.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Anderron Shi posted:

That username/post combo though.

I been waiting all my life for this thread.





Oooh yeah, that's some good artifacting.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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vyst posted:

I solved it by killing myself

That's your solution to everything. :rolleyes:

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Oct 4, 2008

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Oct 4, 2008

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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Somebody should let her know that it appears that her dad has been recently dug up. Surprise birthday sex maybe?

I'm still scratching my head over how all those other girls knew the family well enough to know it was her dad's birthday, but didn't know he was dead.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Ben Smash posted:

you idiots know there is a PYF for this, right?

Some people enjoy posting in GBS. :shrug:

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Oct 4, 2008

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Champenema posted:

not on my watch

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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vyst posted:

Playing fast and loose with the term girlfriend

Pls don't make fun of that poor girl, she has enough problems with the obesity and facial hair. Maybe some androgynous momma's boy from the internet is the best she can do. :(

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jun 13, 2016

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Oct 4, 2008

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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

I think he may have spelt it out phonetically and that's the way he talks. I can definitely hear him busting out with "poblems" this and "poblems" that, with his favourite I'm guessing being "not my poblem!" Lol like, not even rounding his lips properly to speak and form a word, more like it's just a puffy cheek little expulsion of air - "poblem."

Skeletons don't have cheeks.

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Oct 4, 2008

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http://i.imgur.com/bkSsswl.gifv

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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lol, share zone patreon https://www.patreon.com/dasharez0ne?ty=h

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Hmm, what does facebook have for me today?














Thanks, fam.

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Oct 4, 2008

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DisgracelandUSA posted:

Good, but no ring.

Look at the position of the fingers, the POV is obviously from inside the anus looking out, with big brother looking in. We can't tell if there is a ring or not from this perspective.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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RoRz0r posted:



am i doing this right?

da motha fuckin share zone

Yes! Not on it!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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I beat trojan man because I'm awesome in bed. Wait, does that mean I'm gonna get pregnant? :ohdear:



In other news, my facebook feed was pretty great today, because of this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koURIg2-2Es
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/baby-beaver-kit-calgary-1.3668965


:3:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:



Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.

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Oct 4, 2008

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a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm guessing it's the auntie equivalent of GBS people saying Im' Gay and using memes like Suck my fuckman, they're doing it to show all the other aunties they're "cool" with them

That makes sense!


You fuckman.

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Oct 4, 2008

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vyst posted:

Diet Pepsi is nasty now that they went to the Splenda-based sweetener.

In Canada it's made with Aspartame. :canada: Maybe Trump can make america's diet pepsi great again.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Moridin920 posted:

does anyone really use facebook other than to find people you went to high school with while browsing one handed?

i mean really like wtf is sustaining that poo poo

I mostly use it to keep up with relatives I don't actually want to talk to. That way if someone asks me if I know that cousin Whogivesafuck got married, divorced, died, or had children, I can say yes and not have to discuss it. Facebook also reminds me to say happy birthday or happy anniversary as necessary. Familial obligations fulfilled in the lowest effort way possible.


Oh, and I use it to send funny pictures to my mum. I could email them, but she checks her facebook more often than her email.

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Oct 4, 2008

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cuck cuck im gay posted:

Your phone's default font should be its own facebook.png!

That font lends facebook the gravitas it deserves.

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Oct 4, 2008

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OctoberBlues posted:

Here's a nice one that just popped up



LOL, busted.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Moridin920 posted:

the levels of insanity involved with "there's a CIA conspiracy to cover up flat earth theory which actually goes back all the way to the ancient greeks and the papertrail is so obv it would blow your mind" is like

10 psyducks at least

Wait, what? I thought the guy was saying the CIA was spreading the flat earth theory. Psyops to convince the populous that the earth is flat for . . . reasons.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Tarkus posted:

Mind you, I still see some idiots wearing that style and they are generally teenagers. I had hoped the trend would die 20 years ago when it first became popular but it saddens me to see it still.

I want high-waisted pants to come back. Nobody looks good in low-rise jeans.











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Oct 4, 2008

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falz posted:

They are back. There are youngsters rocking mom jeans all over the place.

Man, I need to go outside more often.


5er posted:

We don't need momjeans back.

You shut your mouth.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Dirk Squarejaw posted:

Went to a Panic/Weezer show

lol

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Oct 4, 2008

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Y-Hat posted:

sorry, old man, i don't like wearing my pants so that it looks like i'm cruising for dick

You're never gonna get any dick that way.

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Oct 4, 2008

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turbomoose posted:

Wow god is pretty cool to make a baby like that, amen.

God wants us to bring back freakshows.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Pgw_nUlMw

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Oct 4, 2008

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TheMostFrench posted:

What the gently caress.

You never see a hot mama before?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Garden hoses do not meet the minimum requirements for drinking water. Chemicals from the lining of the hose can leech into the water. Water can be left sitting in the hose for days, warming in the sun, growing all kinds of fungi, bacteria, even algae and micro organisms. And of course no one ever washes out the inside of a hose. So, yeah, it is not as safe to drink from a hose as it is to drink directly from a water tap. It's possible someone could get sick from drinking from a hose, especially if the water in the hose has been sitting stagnant for a few days before you decide to take a drink. Small children and people with compromised immune systems should avoid it.

Pussification of america. :argh:

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Probably because she's like one of my in-laws who continually tells me that they've done a low-carb diet before and it worked great, and they could totally go back on it whenever they want, and they totally will next week or some poo poo, yet they can barely walk up a flight of stairs because their knees are trying to deal with the weight, and meanwhile, I've lost almost 40 lbs in a few months :allears:

I eat bacon, too! :ssh:

Edit: to tie this into fb poo poo, I use one weird trick that everybody HATES. Number #3 will surprise you!


relevent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttMrSCnQnnk

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