Nostrum posted:

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

stop being loving weird

Monkey Fracas posted:

Facebook is the place to find out that all of your old friends are dumber/more racist than you thought they were

Anderron Shi posted:

oh dope posted:

that's not how I solved it.

Groovelord Neato posted:

does the mom know the gf is packin.

MiracleWhale posted:

I try to "lower" women's expectations because my donger practically touches the floor haha

du -hast posted:

I see you and raise you:

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

why are conservative facebook/meme/images/whatever always in all caps? does it help make the point or something

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

Yolomon Wayne posted:

plump for trump

ElGroucho posted:

"As a former soldier" I can tell you this is the worst loving idea anybody ever had.

"Hey kid, got any percocets? Motrin crunched up with oxy?"

TheMostFrench posted:

Well in any case, the answer is 1, because there are no red 7's anywhere else on the page

The Human Crouton posted:

Like if Wee Stubby Nublet is a human being. Share if Wee Stubby Nublet is an ultra-human being.

Wee Stubby Nublet posted:

LoL! Oh my! =)

Mods can you please change my name to "My Clitty Is The Devil's Doorbell ,To The Sin Cave" - and then redtext below, to forestall any sledging on the matter, that says "The word 'cave' should not conjur up images of some sort of tunnel oval office. I'll have you know that I am very very tight... hmmph!". Thank you in advance.


It is up (oh yes, it's up alright!) to you to remeber (to not forget letters when re: member is in stiff-willy mode) to ask the hard (oh yes, it's hard - rock loving hard!) questions.

If that little survey of sorts done by a guy, asking the hard questions, was done over the phone, then I imagine there would be all sorts of slick fapping noises going on in the background. "Sweety, i just gotta quickly ask, how often do you go the grope on yourself and tamper with your beady bit?" *fap,fap,fap,fap* "Your pea, love - can you please, please, tell me how many days a week do you have a flick of your pea?" *fap,fap,fap,fap* "Darling, I really must know - please explain for me how often, and how exactly in great detail, do you do circle-work on your glorious clitorious?" *moans,fap,fap,fap*

Captain Yossarian posted:

da share zone

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Still wrong =

da motha fuckin share z0ne

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

When the bat keeps guessing and you've already solved the riddle

Facebook Aunt posted:

Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:



Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Jesus christ, is this real? That woman should be staying far away from children.

Im no vagina expert but I thought the size of the pussy flaps was independent of how much sex the girl has had?

cnut posted:

Celluloid Sam posted:

sometimes you creep me the gently caress out vyst

Professor Shark posted:

Bae if you hosed up my save I'm going to have to gently caress up your Prada bag, bae

Puppy Galaxy posted:

Really big fan of this one: https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/755078151110287360