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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:


Unreal tournament is a good game.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

treiz01 posted:

For a while I was banging this chick, but what killed it was in the morning when we were both looking at our phones she would bray like a donkey every 5 seconds and just have to show me a minion meme on facebook. She was a good little cocksucker and on the pill too, but goddamn I can only stand so much.
lol!!! tell us more

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a cloth map posted:

He's my father in law...
:owned:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That70sHeidi posted:


americans comparing political issues to candy, junk food

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

notZaar posted:

Praying on two kinds of idiots at once.
nice

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dinosaurmageddon posted:


Well..??? What would happen?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

It would be loving terrible?
Why are you answering my question with a question?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

Because I feel like it?
Why do you feel that way?

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

psychokitty posted:

I wish I knew but it's probably jew-ish as in somewhat jew related?
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:


I don't think the dress is going to fit that guy.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

KiteAuraan posted:

The Gollum of Fort Mac.
:eyepop:

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

Fresh from one of my aunts on facebook:



Seriously, why do they love talking about wine so much? I drink a lot of diet pepsi, but I don't post about it. Except, just now. poo poo.
I'm guessing it's the auntie equivalent of GBS people saying Im' Gay and using memes like Suck my fuckman, they're doing it to show all the other aunties they're "cool" with them

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

 that girls going to get disowned by her mother after a freak labia stretching accident

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

kaschei posted:

That girl is being owned by her father in weekly labia-stretching incidents
nah he keeps her pruned with the pinking shears

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Unity Gain posted:

It's dangerous working at the Laffy Taffy factory.
yeah... you might die of laughter!!

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Bitter Mushroom posted:

its like the perfect storm of awful and unfunniness

d0nt sign my posts
This supports my hypothesis that wine obsession is just one of the popular facebook meme for moms and aunties that's mostly funny if you're "in" with the crowd, like goatse or 9/11 for us (if you post goatse or 9/11 on facebook the moms+aunties will probably not think it is funny)

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Linux Pirate posted:
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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cuck cuck im gay posted:

It took me two hours to dig this up. it is nsfw but trust me and click it

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ghost emoji posted:

depending on your build the proportions can be all wrong. i've tried on guys' pants before and if they fit in the hips/thighs, they're way too big in the waist. so we're stuck w lovely pocketless pants
so the real question is "why do they keep making lovely pants for women"

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

The ultimate
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