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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Facebook is the place to find out that all of your old friends are dumber/more racist than you thought they were

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
when is the bottom going to fall out of Facebook

it can't come soon enough


these are the wages of Web 2.0

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
HELL IS FULL BITCH

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Remember Weekend Web? Well now there is a version of it you can access LIVE without even crawling into some musty weird corner of the Internet and I guarantee the posts will be stupid as poo poo

But they're also from people you know/knew

Thanks FB!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

if you see this you must post "glory be to mr skeletal on high" or you will be cursed by Minion memes forevermore

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
ha ha yeah just gonna post this picture of ham sandwiches and compare them to my daughter's pussy; nothin' totally loving screwloose weird about that!

:siren:PRAISE JESUS!!!!:siren:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
no daughter'a mine is gonna have the ol' loose labia by GAWD

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
facebook is your own personal 24/7 low-rent reality TV show full of people that are loving trash and also so loving dumb they want to tell everyone they are trash on the internet


ha ha I ran over a dog today and I gotta say I enjoyed it

I'm glad I have not vaccinated our child; don't want 'em to get the 'tism

HEY YA'LL poo poo MY PANTS IN THE DENNY'S

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
maybe I need to just spend a weekend trimming jerks off of my FB and then it would be OK again

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
This has been making the rounds



government regulation of weed-smoking animate skeletons must end!!!!

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
What do ya MEAN I can't just do whatever I want all the time anywhere I want forever??!?

AMERICA???!? I THOUGHT? ??

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
And what's all this crap about eating vegetables and doing my homework??!?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
This one guy on my FB is posting videos/stories nonstop today about times when cops DIDN'T kill people during tense situations

He's done no less than 5 today

Take a breather dude

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Munchables posted:

I have a "great-uncle" who (used to?) posts a bunch of pro-trump anti-muslim stuff, and especially stuff about preventing them from entering the country and other things that would only target a group of people because of their religion. He's Jewish, all his siblings are Jewish, their parents were Jewish... He's even posted articles and poo poo from known Neo-Nazi organizations... Just... how do you have such a lack of self-awareness and such a disregard for very similar and important events?

In my mind FB is a very important window into the stunning depths of idiocy that a stunning amount of people exhibit

like in case you ever forgot or something

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Christ ok if you post like more than 3 times a day and you aren't in a hospital for something then I'm cutting you out of my e-Life

Just sitting there all day posting news stories with no more commentary than a "ha ha lol"



But yet these people are indicative of the general ecosystem of FB and I feel like I'm loving with nature itself by curating them off of my feed

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Fb.com/arkhamcitymemes

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

hey there sexy lady would you like to come back to my webzone

*dumps pizza rolls in mouth*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Some people just can't handle my twisted mind

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
It may be that it has some kind of tactical merit in some extreme way but the majority of the people going "y no nukes" are massive knuckle-dragging morons and are not thinking about it for more than 2 seconds

like the esteemed GOP candidate for president of the united states


he's probably given about as much thought to it as facebook macro guy

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

y'know I've always been a little iffy on seatbelt laws like in an "oh you want to die/get totally hosed up in a car accident but there's a law that says you can't? This raises the slightest of ethical quandaries" sorta way

but I think "spiting Libertarians" is more than enough of a reason for me to support them


how about this you can drive without the belt but the car will give you a half-hour-long lecture on how disappointed it is in you while you're driving

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Being flung out of a car and killing someone you hate with your own body would be a pretty cool way to die all things considered

extremely difficult to set up though so yeah wear your seatbelt folks

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer



Hitlery oval officeon of the DemoRat Farty heh he he eh heh

wake up sheeple

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Tardcore posted:

Ah, a Guncle

good ol' Guncle Jpeg

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

I cannot judge the Goodness of this objectively because I am blinded by my love of skeletons

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

this is the poster for a cheech marin movie where he gets accidentally deported and has to sneak back into the country even though he's a US citizen lol

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the Internet Version of a guy waving a gun around and yelling incoherently

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
How does a meme with an obvious misspelling get shared multiple places lmao

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Posting FB memes is like some kind of weird replacement for your opinions and thoughts

I'm seeing some greeting card crossover potential for this segment of the population

You open up your mailbox and it's a random card from one of your friends with some "profound" statement on just, like, being, man superimposed over a sepia picture of a mountain range

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
argh these darned unhealthy recipe .gifs


oh whoa hey bananas foster WITH NO RUM OR SPICES gently caress GODDARN but you wrap it in spring rolls v original and great

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

what's with that downsy expression she seems to have deliberately put on

is this a thing I've somehow missed

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Theophany posted:

The Donald regularly sends his love to the haters and losers.

our first Facebook Drama President

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I would think serious christians would find it in poor taste to be advertising your faith on a nationally broadcast event where enormous men tackle and push eachother around for our base entertainment

LOOK AT ME I'M SO CHRISTIAN GAWDAHMIT JESUS JESUS GOD GOD L@@K!!!!!

it's just tacky

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