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Khorne: May 1, 2002

Facebook Aunt posted:

That cat's testicles are gigantic.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2016 01:55

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:24

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

If anything on Facebook makes me wonder about the future of mankind, it's the "I'm going to stare blankly at the camera while while flipping through 73 sheets of paper with a story written on them like a dumb retard" - videos.

I saw one that was like a flipbook cartoon and it had no actual message. Can we at least agree that one was cool?

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 00:40

Khorne: May 1, 2002

thathonkey posted:

i like that they used the hippie teacher from beavis and butthead almost certainly unwittingly

What's the significance of the clock reading 1:52pm? I don't understand why it was added to the image.

notZaar posted:

What makes you think that? That guy was a strawman to begin with.

If the image is sincere, the premise of the character has to go completely over your head to use him. If it's not sincere then it's funny.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 07:37

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Anderron Shi posted:

"I know the difference between jet fuel and chemicals"
-Wendy

I know the difference between an apple and an apple.

a cloth map posted:

Grandma's Facebook.

What magazine would contain both of those things on the same page? Also, it'd probably be easier to match up borders than skin or hair.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 20:20

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Is that a grown rear end man bragging about eating 600 calories of food for supper like he's some kind of metabolic titan? Or is it a troll post claiming he can eat whatever he wants, whenever he wants, but despite that he chooses to eat like an 8 year old. Both in food choice and caloric intake.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 00:39

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Awesome Welles posted:

Stay safe privacy ghost

Stay "tactic" paranoia ghost

# ¿ Jul 2, 2016 22:20

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

1st: Click "LIKE"

2nd: COMMENT "R.I.P."

3th: Football isn't an art and music isn't a competitive sport goddamn it Shelley we've talked about this.

Steroids are banned in wrestling too. And the government got all butthurt when they weren't.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2016 00:39

Khorne: May 1, 2002

Tricky D posted:

I don't think that's a woman.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 23:52

Khorne: May 1, 2002

ghost emoji posted:

I think I would lose all willpower and start trolling people on my facebook feed if they posted stuff like this.

"SAHM is a SHAM" would probably get things rolling.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 20:33

Khorne: May 1, 2002

It's apparently "go to the UK" week on my facebook feed. Eight unrelated people went there. At least half caught a mr.mime in pokemon go.

8-Bit Scholar posted:

i ate two fancy cheeses today but i have already forgotten their names i'm sorry

they were really good though

one was french the other from a spain

I mostly eat extra sharp cheddar. Preferably white and New York tends to be better than Vermont in the brand I get, but it's probably not true in general.

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Khorne: May 1, 2002

china bot posted:

Why would you wanna date your step dad as a 27 year old male? Or if he meant being a step dad, why would he want to be an ugly girl despite identifying as male?

I keep expecting a skeleton to rip through the page and dasharez0ne to form a noose around the guy's neck and float to the top of the image and carry him out of frame. But it's an actual jpg and not a gif.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 20, 2016

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 20:17

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