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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

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It's a picture of Pluto.

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Pudgy white guys with beards and Macklemore hair

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The Human Crouton posted:

I need to know this woman. Not everyday, but just to invite her out every once-in-a-while to watch her destroy all of my other friends.

When you play with fire, you get burned. This chick is a loose cannon and lol if you think she'll be finished once she destroys your friends.

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Anderron Shi posted:

same person again:


That guy is a Juggalo for sure.

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It wasn't bad enough she was gagging on a coin, now it's an irradiated coin.

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thathonkey posted:

i like that they used the hippie teacher from beavis and butthead almost certainly unwittingly

What makes you think that? That guy was a strawman to begin with.

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Dreddout posted:

:wtc: What is even the point of this one?

Combination email chain nonsense and share scamming. Praying on two kinds of idiots at once.

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God was calling her parents to heaven early, they lucked out. If the little girl hadn't been hiding she could have escaped earth sooner as well.

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Looks like a white guy in jewface

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ElGroucho posted:

Jews are just less corny white people to minorities

It's time for minorities to unite and become the oppressive majority.

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oh dope posted:

What the gently caress facial expression is that? What could possibly happen to illicit that loving face?

Bringing yourself to climax at an orgy at the exact same moment you realize they are your immediate family.

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Those sandwiches look seriously dry, get some mayo up in there.

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I've heard of duckface before, this is the first time I've seen sphincterface.

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Pvt.Scott posted:

I've got a friend who is/was mostly a stay-at-home dad. He guides walking tours and writes little indie books for extra cash currently. I wish I had a sugar momma.

Yeah man

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Hah he even puts in a super passive aggressive "pray for them (because they're assholes)" WASP dig.

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Anderron Shi posted:


I fixed my fin font too.

Wow what the hell? Is everybody a fish to this person or what?

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cnut posted:

Pokepurge averted:




Good lord am I glad I wasn't born 15 years later. Some of the stupid poo poo I posted on Geocities...

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ElGroucho posted:

I like finding people I knew in high school and checking to see how fat they got

I tried doing this but it turns out I was the only one who got fat.

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Why does government need to regulate marriage, exactly?

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Seems like government interfering with church matters. Government benefits for couples should be 100% independent of religious ceremonies no exceptions.

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Tricky D posted:

You don't have to have a religious ceremony to be married and it doesn't matter what kind of religious ceremony you use to be married so gov benefits are 100% independent of religious ceremonies already.

If that was true why are gays pushing for marriage from the federal government? I don't believe you.

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Biplane posted:

Its beyond cool and good taht in america the land of the free you can join the army and go kill browns/die from an ied years before you can legally drink a beer lmao

Yeah I remember giving a poo poo about that briefly in my youth.

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The skeleton Facebook guy is a one trick pony.

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ElGroucho posted:

What's crazy to me is that my wife and I have talked about adopting a kid, but always stop the conversation when we find out how stupid expensive it is. Then you've got people like that who foster kids like they're grabbing up Dev Ops stickers at the Nerd Convention.

Fostering is different from adoption, you just take the kids home for a little while to socialize them or if the orphanage needs extra room.

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ElGroucho posted:

Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV?

No you just do it for the benefit of having a companion without the full commitment.

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Lmao literally disgusting slop for the kids, just stuff cheese and saturated fats down their gullets they'll be fine.

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So what wikipedia article did you rip that from? What hosed up organism actually reproduces like that?

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I enjoy this silly low brow cartoon for children, but get this: what if they gently caress??

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Furia posted:

Some fungus or another

If you are curious, look up "zombie ants" or "zombie fungus" or something to that accord because it is impossible not to bring pop culture into everything

Case in point: minion wedding

Well they literally become voodoo zombies so in this case it's appropriate.

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Actually it's "damm'it im mad" backwards, checkmate.

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You can't debate with morons, fanatics or the mentally ill. Their brains don't work normal and nothing you say will change their mind.

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Cyks posted:

It says the last generation not the only. It only rules out people born since 2007.

It's too retarded to make any sense of anyways, it's just another bullshit share begging post.

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I can understand that somebody might not be familiar with the Onion's editorial cartoonist, but how can you not tell what is so obviously a satire of bad political cartoons?

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Puppy Galaxy posted:

i think the onion's editorial cartoons are the most misunderstood part of the onion. unlike the rest of the onion it's not satirical. they actually believe these things.

No, the guy who writes for "Kelly" does other cartoons and they are exactly as milquetoast and hand wringy as you would expect from a liberal doing a sincere piece.

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Stuntman posted:

those FUCMIBG LIVERALS FJDNSJDKDDDFMDHDJSDJ

There are funny liberals like Futurama and the Venture Bros, then there are guys like the Kelly dude and Ted Rall.

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She's in prison???

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I would think if anything the machismo culture in Spanish speaking countries would make them more inclined to be led by strongmen and fascists.

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I just unfriend people when they die.

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a7m2 posted:

monster

Having a dead Facebook friend is creepy, it's like keeping a framed picture of them on the wall.

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I'm a veteran, I fought for your right to be summarily executed for expressing free speech.

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