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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/740370731444404225 I wish my mom wasn't on facebook so i could post these.
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Anderron Shi posted:Not my pesident!
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Jun 14, 2016 15:11
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holy poo poo
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Jun 15, 2016 20:10
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:I wonder who's missing out. Left-handers my dude
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Jun 23, 2016 15:25
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:Ahh, the south paws... sounds valid then. The poor things, not even left-overs, just completely left out. I'll cop to trying to give myself the old "El Extranjero" but if you can get the stroke down with your non-dominant hand, you are much handier than I.
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Jun 24, 2016 03:03
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"As a former soldier" I can tell you this is the worst loving idea anybody ever had. "Hey kid, got any percocets? Motrin crunched up with oxy?"
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Jun 27, 2016 17:16
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I'm going to go ahead and say don't marry a girl who doesn't masturbate
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Jul 5, 2016 12:37
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It's missing Chelsea, so it's wrong as gently caress
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Jul 6, 2016 11:58
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notZaar posted:Looks like a white guy in jewface Jews are just less corny white people to minorities
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Jul 7, 2016 15:14
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notZaar posted:It's time for minorities to unite and become the oppressive majority. As long as I get to talk about how spicy this green bean casserole is when I take my dad to Dave's Caucasian Restaurant, on the day when he asks me for some adventurous ethnic food
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Jul 7, 2016 17:27
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That gimmick might be funny if it wasn't so long winded.
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Jul 8, 2016 11:40
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I wonder how people will react to my "Wine is the Suck My Dick, You Fuckman of Facebook for Moms" meme
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Jul 11, 2016 21:57
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- Slathered in Tres Flores - Lives in a trash can
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Jul 13, 2016 14:36
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Moridin920 posted:does anyone really use facebook other than to find people you went to high school with while browsing one handed? I like finding people I knew in high school and checking to see how fat they got
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Jul 20, 2016 15:21
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I'm married to my fleshlight, but I don't think she gets any of my 401k, thanks gov't
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Jul 20, 2016 16:57
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"Bitch, you better not have overwritten my goddamn Braid save points"
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Jul 21, 2016 15:14
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Zahgaegun posted:My relatives collect children like it's a hobby. I've lost track of how many are hers and how many are foster kids. I have family like this. "Boy, I'm having trouble with these eight children! Y'all don't know how hard raising eight kid is!" No motherfucker, we definitely don't.
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Jul 21, 2016 19:53
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What's crazy to me is that my wife and I have talked about adopting a kid, but always stop the conversation when we find out how stupid expensive it is. Then you've got people like that who foster kids like they're grabbing up Dev Ops stickers at the Nerd Convention.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:04
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notZaar posted:Fostering is different from adoption, you just take the kids home for a little while to socialize them or if the orphanage needs extra room. Do foster parents get a monthly stipend, or is that some poo poo that only happens on TV?
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Jul 21, 2016 20:22
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Put some Stilton cheese on a buffalo burger, its like biting a cow and eating its guts, yummy
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Aug 24, 2016 22:20
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Trains are ok, I've never been in one, though, but if its anything like a Poirot episode, they sound pretty rad
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Aug 25, 2016 14:41
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Who is lemon curd, is he another anime weabo
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Aug 25, 2016 16:26
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Moridin920 posted:i mean she's still getting a job that piss tested her how successful could she be lmao There are other jobs besides IT dweeb
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Aug 26, 2016 12:18
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Yeah, I have oil on my shirt, and am a mechanic!
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Aug 26, 2016 14:13
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Maybe her tongue is just oversized for her mouth, like a pug
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Aug 26, 2016 14:48
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
Someone change this to "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK A DULL BOY" ad infinitum and send it back to facebook
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Aug 30, 2016 23:06
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enough.